It seems there is no letting up in today's modern world of sexual freedom and a German budget giant supermarket has decided to jump on the "Anything Goes Parade" by launching a brand new range of underwear for him and her and her and him!
The Food and Drug Administration is warning consumers to check the expiration date on any packages of edible undies that they might have at home. Once past their expiration date, this product is unsafe to wear and unfit for human consumption.
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