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Colleges clamp down on panty raids

Funny story: Colleges clamp down on panty raids

For decades they have been a staple of US college life, as American as apple pie. Many men who have gone on to achieve great things have attributed their success to the character building they gained through stealing girls' underwear during their hig...

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Scientists Predict 15.5 Days Without Sunlight in December

Funny story: Scientists Predict 15.5 Days Without Sunlight in December

Ed, a physicist at Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory, claims he has found indisputable evidence for climate change. "The math is so clear that it can't be questioned. In November, we will have 15.5 total days of darkness. We must ma...

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Trump names Sanders Secretary of Education

Funny story: Trump names Sanders Secretary of Education

Trump Tower, New York - Our reporter stationed outside the elevator at Trump Tower noticed a strange event Sunday night at around dinner-time. A bag of KFC was brought to the elevator lobby where the Secret Service inspected the chicken, fries and b...

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U of Texas dildo movement goes viral

Funny story: U of Texas dildo movement goes viral

Last week students at the University of Texas protested a law allowing concealed weapons on campus by exhibiting dildos on tee shirts, plus carrying around plastic replicas in a large variety of colors and sizes. Students are pointing to the absu...

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University Professor Uncovers Vast Human Cloning Program

Funny story: University Professor Uncovers Vast Human Cloning Program

Worcester, MA - A local University economics professor has reported seeing Karl Marx lingering in his classroom, masquerading as a janitor. After questioning, the Marx lookalike admitted to being part of a vast secret program where historical figure...

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Bionic Leaf Created, "Deforestation Not Really an Issue Anymore."

Funny story: Bionic Leaf Created, "Deforestation Not Really an Issue Anymore."

The quest for a perfect energy source has now been discovered by students at MIT. It is called Leaf-2.3. It could soon replace all the leaves in existence and do a better job at cleaning our air. It works the same way as a regular leaf, by taking in...

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Just when we thought it was safe to go back in the water

Funny story: Just when we thought it was safe to go back in the water

SAN DIEGO, CA -- Students and officials at San Diego State University (SDSU), like the rest of the world (or at least Europe, Canada, and the United States), are learning that it is nature that is wrong, and not transgender persons, in insisting that...

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Local Man Finishes College at 42-Years-Old

Funny story: Local Man Finishes College at 42-Years-Old

I'm certainly dad left it in his will that my college would be paid for along with an allowance so that I could concentrate of my getting better grades. Then my mother passed away and left me the house and car. So, for the last twenty plus year...

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Two University Students Engage in Complaint-Free Conversation

Funny story: Two University Students Engage in Complaint-Free Conversation

New York, NY - In an astounding feat of resiliency today, two university students on the precipice of finals season engaged in a three minute conversation without a single complaint. Danielle Goldstein and Beverly Arden, friends from first year th...

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Climate Change A Communist and Liberal Plot According to Beaver Bay Man

Funny story: Climate Change A Communist and Liberal Plot According to Beaver Bay Man

Beaver Bay, OR (Car Seller's Weekly) - According to Earl Whitcomb, life-long resident of Beaver Bay, climate change is real. But it isn't caused by green-house gases or the use of fossil fuels. It is caused, asserts Whitcomb, by liberals and Communis...

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President Obama Informs The Nation That He Will Investigate Charges That There Are Al-Qaeda Operatives In Yuma, Arizona

Funny story: President Obama Informs The Nation That He Will Investigate Charges That There Are Al-Qaeda Operatives In Yuma, Arizona

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama cut short his planned day of golf and hurried back to the White House when he heard on CNN that there is a possibility of Al Qaeda operatives living in Yuma, Arizona. The president said that the rumors came from...

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Playboy rates University of Virginia nation's number one party school

Funny story: Playboy rates University of Virginia nation's number one party school

CHARLOTTESVILLE VA (ABSNN) - Playboy magazine released its annual list of the Nation's Top Ten Party Schools. The University of Virginia took top honors beating out such famous Animal Houses as University of Southern California, Los Angeles (2); the...

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Ex-Penn State Football Coach Jerry Sandusky Emailed Officer John 'Pepper Spray' Pike Saying "Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!"

Funny story: Ex-Penn State Football Coach Jerry Sandusky Emailed Officer John 'Pepper Spray' Pike Saying "Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!"

UNIVERSITY PARK, Pennsylvania - Members of the news media are reporting that for the first time in over a week, the former defensive coach of Penn State University Jerry Sandusky has managed to smile. According to Sports Territory Magazine Sandusk...

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John Goodman To Star In "Oops - The Officer John 'Pepper Spray' Pike Story"

Funny story: John Goodman To Star In "Oops - The Officer John 'Pepper Spray' Pike Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Lions Face Pictures in association with TouchRock Films has just announced that production will soon begin on the motion picture Oops - The Officer John "Pepper Spray' Pike Story. The movie will feature John Goodman in the starring rol...

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Dogs Now Allowed To Live in Some U.S. College Dorms

Funny story: Dogs Now Allowed To Live in Some U.S. College Dorms

Dogs all over the country were shocked when they read about this in their newspapers. For many of them, it was not good news. For example, Fido, a New York cocker spaniel, said, "It shouldn't be assumed that we all want to go to college." He...

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Single girl decides to list Facebook relationship status as married to roommate

Funny story: Single girl decides to list Facebook relationship status as married to roommate

BOSTON, MA - University student Amy Tripwaller announced today that in absence of having a significant other, she was going to change her Facebook relationship status from "Single" to "Married to Laura Juarez", her roommate. Tripwaller believes this...

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University and College Students Protest Current Degree Plans

Funny story: University and College Students Protest Current Degree Plans

College and University students in the United States have decided to form their own million man march on Washington to protest discrimination in the current degree systems. The students feel that the current system are biased and discriminatory to t...

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Dartmouth College Faculty Demands Summary Executions of Men Accused of Hate Speech

Funny story: Dartmouth College Faculty Demands Summary Executions of Men Accused of Hate Speech

Reacting to the drastic increase of male hate speech on the campus of Dartmouth College, the Faculty Senate passed a resolution unanimously demanding the administration immediately implement a policy of summary execution of any male accused of this c...

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