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World's First Cat Mohel Opens For Business

Funny story: World's First Cat Mohel Opens For Business

New York is often called the city that never sleeps. Well it's safe to say that cat owners will be sleeping a bit easier these days knowing that they can have their cat circumcised at what is believed to be the world's first cat mohel. Jeff Fourst...

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Intactivists: The Shlong and Short Of It

"Fore skin and several shears ago, our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nat...

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Obama 'oral circumcision' cartoon ahead of Netanyahu Congress rant

Funny story: Obama 'oral circumcision' cartoon ahead of Netanyahu Congress rant

Washington DC - A Banksy-style cartoon of Barack Obama performing metzitzah b'peh** on a terrorist baby has appeared on a Capitol Hill men's bathroom this Monday night. Secret Service agents described the etching as a writing-on-the-wall omen des...

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The number of Jesus's foreskin relics explained

Funny story: The number of Jesus's foreskin relics explained

Pope Benedict has made a decision to explain the eighteen different holy relics all claiming to be the one true foreskin of Jesus Christ superstar. "Holy relics are an important part of the Catholic church," said Archdeacon Dean Conarch. "There ar...

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'Frisco Gay Escorts Complain About "Lack of Tips" as they Mount Attack Against Circumcision!

Funny story: 'Frisco Gay Escorts Complain About "Lack of Tips" as they Mount Attack Against Circumcision!

San Francisco advocates of Gay Rights have now shifted their focus toward jump starting the economy after noting that income for Gay Escorts has been impacted by the long held medical practice of circumcision at birth. "Circumcision was a common...

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Aids Outbreak in San Francisco Climbing as Liberal Vegetarians Continue to Have Unprotected Sex With Uncircumcised Cucumbers!

Funny story: Aids Outbreak in San Francisco Climbing as Liberal Vegetarians Continue to Have Unprotected Sex With Uncircumcised Cucumbers!

San Francisco, Ca. / Rolling Stone - Just when medical authorities thought they had the AIDS epidemic under control in this liberal bastion of vegetarian recyclers and 40 something confused virgin dogmatic loners, the social disease has reared it'...

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