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British twins have what doctors are calling 'Synchronised Botox Explosion Syndrome'

Funny story: British twins have what doctors are calling 'Synchronised Botox Explosion Syndrome'

With rising craze of injecting your face with botulism to "look cool" in a completely unexpected outcome it has come to light that this is actually one of the most virulent toxins known to medicine. The 'pucker lip generation' are aghast at the fi...

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Tom Brady Botoxed - Tom, we hardly knew ye.

There may be many ways to deal with one's 39th birthday-or Deflategate fallout. Take New England Patriot superstar Tom Brady, for instance. He apparently accompanied his wife to Paris sometime this year for a secret rendezvous with the best face w...

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Scientists Reveal Cats' Shocking Secret

Funny story: Scientists Reveal Cats' Shocking Secret

It has always been a mystery to mankind. Even though we love them, pamper them, feed them and give them shelter, why do cats have a permanent look of disdain for humans? Why are they always refusing to show their emotions? Is Tiddles happy, sad, s...

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Botox Causes Premature Death of Poker-Faced Women

Funny story: Botox Causes Premature Death of Poker-Faced Women

Botox has been used for decades to reduce the signs of aging but only recently have neurophysiologists discovered that the health risks include a 100% chance of dying prematurely with a "poker face." The botulinum toxin A is the most powerful neurot...

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Botox Causes Premature Death of Poker-Faced Women

Botox has been used for decades to reduce the signs of aging but only recently have neurophysiologists discovered that the health risks include a 100% chance of dying prematurely with a "poker face." The botulinum toxin A is the most powerful neurot...

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Nevada Bans Botoxing

Funny story: Nevada Bans Botoxing

CARSON CITY, Nevada - The Nevada State Legislature has just voted to ban the cosmetic practice of botoxing. Senator Leelo Henrietta Faltenskyler, 51, who spearheaded the bill, expressed the fact that after much deliberation a vote was taken and th...

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Heidi Montag To Host New Reality Show

Funny story: Heidi Montag To Host New Reality Show

BEVERLY HILLS - Heidi Montag was sitting at the bar of The Mrs. Ponce De Leon Hotel in Beverly Hills drinking a Singapore Sling when she was approached by a reporter for an entertainment media publication. Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times...

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Botox for Hair now on offer in UK hairdressers

Funny story: Botox for Hair now on offer in UK hairdressers

Hairdressers across the UK have widely accepted the latest beauty treatment to come out of L'Orful, the US beauty product developers, called Botox For Hair. "It's a fantastic solution to the problem of limp hair," said Vital Saloon, hairdresser to...

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Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai To Star With Hollywood's Heidi Montag In The R-Rated Film "Control, Alt, Delete"

Funny story: Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai To Star With Hollywood's Heidi Montag In The R-Rated Film "Control, Alt, Delete"

HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon Films in association with Candlelight Productions has just announced that filming will soon begin on their latest collaboration Control, Alt, Delete. The R-rated motion picture which will be directed by Sheboygan Saddlewood wi...

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Cameron Diaz Talks Openly About Justin Bieber, Her New Boobs, and Those Botox Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - Cameron Diaz was sitting in her usual chair at The Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive where she had gone in for her monthly black root touch up. The starlet's longtime hair stylist FuFi Fondue, noted hair stylist to the stars, rema...

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TSA to target jokers

Funny story: TSA to target jokers

Washington, DC - We all know not to joke while in line to board airplanes these days, but a new plan to ban joking everywhere is rapidly taking shape, according to our source C. Fowlercross, our mole in the TSA. (That is not his real name). Accor...

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Michele Bachmann quits presidential race because she has no time for her botox injections!

Funny story: Michele Bachmann quits presidential race because she has no time for her botox injections!

US presidential candidate for the Republican party, Michele Bachmann, has announced she is pulling out of the race, but not because she had a bum result in Des Moines, Iowa. She's pulling out because she fears the presidential race is too intensive a...

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Angelina Jolie Is Very Depressed Because Brad Pitt Is Planning To Leave Her After The Christmas Holidays

Funny story: Angelina Jolie Is Very Depressed Because Brad Pitt Is Planning To Leave Her After The Christmas Holidays

PROVENCE, France - Angelina Jolie, who many consider to be one of the world's most beautiful women and a talented actress has shown her weak side. According to Gigi de Maupassant with France's Le News Agency Ms. Jolie has been acting extremely err...

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Botox-Facelift Woman Sued by Repressed Emotions

Jocelyn Wildestein, the woman famous for spending tens of thousands of dollars on facelift cosmetic surgery and Botox enhancements is being sued by her repressed emotions. In a statement released earlier today top prosecuting attorney Mike 'you're...

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Rumors of Sarah Palin Getting Botox Injections while in India May be True

Funny story: Rumors of Sarah Palin Getting Botox Injections while in India May be True

Recent photographs of Sarah Palin seem to indicate that she's had some kind of work done on her face. Many believe she may have indulged herself while in India by getting some botox injections in her cheeks and lips. A telltale sign of botox enha...

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Joan Rivers and Heidi Montag To Star In "Botox - The Movie"

Funny story: Joan Rivers and Heidi Montag To Star In "Botox - The Movie"

SAUSALITO, California - Joan Rivers and Heidi Montag were up in Northern California on location shooting a nude scene for the new Allesandro Fiafatanelli film Botox - The Movie. The film is loosely based on the loosely written novel by Sedona Funt...

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Nicole Kidman Used Surrogate to Avoid Pre-Natal Botox Poisoning

Funny story: Nicole Kidman Used Surrogate to Avoid Pre-Natal Botox Poisoning

Nicole Kidman and her husband, Keith Urban, welcomed a new baby girl to their household, born December 28 via surrogate. The couple, interviewed on the red carpet at the 2011 Golden Globe awards, expressed gratitude to their "gestational carrier."...

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"The Jersey Shores" JWoww And "Growing Up Kardashian's" Kim Kardashian Give Each Other 'Lip Service'

Funny story: "The Jersey Shores" JWoww And "Growing Up Kardashian's" Kim Kardashian Give Each Other 'Lip Service'

NEW YORK CITY - One of the stars of the reality show The Jersey Shore, JWoww has come out swinging against one-third of the infamous Kardashian sisters, Kim. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight JWoww is extremely upset that KimKar is denying that s...

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