Today, in a prompt volte-face, JD Wetherspoon’s weirdo chairman Tim Martin, the last living proponent of the mullet, hair style of the gods, informed the stock exchange that, rather than quitting social media as widely reported, his pub chain was to...
Homeowners from Las Vodkas, Nevada to Boozeman, Montana have been pleasantly surprised to discover their rain barrels brimming over with a libation not unlike VSOP Cognac after recent storms coming in from the west.
"It should really come as no su...
Aussies, renowned for their drinking habits and boozing all other competitors under the table, especially Brits, have now been found out not to be quite such Spartanic boozers!
A well known boozing burglar in Esperance, West Australia, broke into...
Gazza, better known as Paul Gascoigne, super-footballer, super drinker and ex-England hero has sadly hit rock-bottom because of his alcohol problems
The soccer world has not forgetten how great this man was for England and are supporting him in hi...
Leading British medical bodies, concerned about high levels of alcohol-related health problems, are calling for more ice to be used in drinks.
An increase of 50 per cent more ice in an average glass of beverage bought in pubs and bars would reduc...
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