Meteorologists are predicting a late July, early August return of a unique pot cloud that formed during the three day Woodstock festival in Bethel, NY. The cloud was carried off by the jet stream after the concert concluded and eventually ended up in...
"Is the war over?" Were the first words Star Zephyrwind uttered while taking his first breath of fresh un-pot-ladened air after more than four decades of hiding in a cave on the upstate New York dairy farm used for the giant rock concert "Woodstock".
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A time capsule was recovered in a field in Wootton last week, and an opening ceremony was held at the Woodside Bay Caravan Park on Saturday.
City of Ryde officials were on hand to open the time capsule showing a date of 1969. Since 1969 was one of...
This summer, Rock and Roll fans will again be defecating on the grass at Max Yasgur's dairy farm in Bethel New York, but this time it'll be in adult diapers!!
Promoters announced that blood will once again be squeezed from the precious stone that...
40 years after the legendary rock festival was held on a farm in Woodstock, it was admitted today by many of the top performers of the 1960s that rather than being the groundbreaking and culturally significant event in American history it had claimed...
Actually, I recall very little except being there and being ...a little fuzzy. I think it was Crosby, Stills and Nash, that was us, our second performance.
Of course, I'm Nash so I had to be there.
Wait a minute..no, I'm Crosby.
Remember all that was before I got arrested for drugs and put in prison for fleeing on my boat and Crosby loaning me all that money and ..Nash loaned me all th...
WOODSTOCK, New York - It was billed as 'Three Days of Peace and Music' in New York State. It was The Woodstock Music Festival.
The unprecedented musical event presently celebrating its 40th anniversary was held on Max Yasgur's dairy farm in mid-A...
The last thing Johnny Tripoli remembered was an angel faced flower child handing him a joint. "Here," she said coyly, "try this. It's far out!" Now Johnny has dramatically awakened from a drug induced coma, covered with cow shit and insect bites fro...
Supernatural activity of cosmic proportions will occur at Bethel, New York, if a local farmer's tale is true. Long deceased musicians will be performing at Woodstock 2019. When local farmer Zeke Henry was out shucking corn, some unexpected guests appeared to him, volunteering to perform at the 50th Anniversary Woodstock. Zeke Henry swears that he was not dreaming, has never taken L.S.D., and ha...
Buoyed by his meteoric rise in the polls; ecstatic at his dizzying cult-like status, the invincible Barack Obama - America's new Love-God and Feel Good Guru has launched his latest rally - "Love-In - Woodstock 2".
Woodstock, New York (IP) - Shocking reports filtering out of upstate New York indicate that almost 500 people have lost their lives at the modern day Woodstock Rock festival.
The year was 1969 and 450,000 people went to a pasture in Sullivan county and had a hell of a party.
Sorry, you can't go back any further!
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