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Shoes Were Covered In Mud

Funny story: Shoes Were Covered In Mud

Incessant rain over the last few days in the Battambang area, led to a disgusted look appearing on the face of one man in the commune of Tapon this morning, as he came out of his front door to find a pair of shoes so clarted in mud, that it was immed...

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Pot Cloud that Formed Over Bethel, NY During the 1969 Woodstock Festival Making It's Way Back to the Hudson Valley

Funny story: Pot Cloud that Formed Over Bethel, NY During the 1969 Woodstock Festival Making It's Way Back to the Hudson Valley

Meteorologists are predicting a late July, early August return of a unique pot cloud that formed during the three day Woodstock festival in Bethel, NY. The cloud was carried off by the jet stream after the concert concluded and eventually ended up in...

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Woodstock hippies emerge after decades in hiding

Funny story: Woodstock hippies emerge after decades in hiding

"Is the war over?" Were the first words Star Zephyrwind uttered while taking his first breath of fresh un-pot-ladened air after more than four decades of hiding in a cave on the upstate New York dairy farm used for the giant rock concert "Woodstock".

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A List of 10 Peanuts Halloween Specials

Funny story: A List of 10 Peanuts Halloween Specials

The comic strip Peanuts first appeared in newspapers on October 2, 1950. It was written by Charles M. Schulz. Initially the comic strip only included one character, an 8½-year-old boy named Charlie Brown. But Schulz quickly realized that one little boy would not be enough to carry a comic strip that was read nationwide. And soon other characters arrived. Some came and went never to be see...

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Scientists discover paisley-propensity gene

In an important breakthrough, scientists have discovered a gene that causes a fondness for paisley. This gene, which was discovered on chromosome 11, nestled between addictive personality and porphyria, is known as PKGUM2. Although the presence o...

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Isle of Wight News - Time Capsule from 1969 Unearthed in Wootton

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Time Capsule from 1969 Unearthed in Wootton

A time capsule was recovered in a field in Wootton last week, and an opening ceremony was held at the Woodside Bay Caravan Park on Saturday. City of Ryde officials were on hand to open the time capsule showing a date of 1969. Since 1969 was one of...

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Paul McCartney To Headline Woodstock 55+, An Active Living Concert!

Funny story: Paul McCartney To Headline Woodstock 55+, An Active Living Concert!

This summer, Rock and Roll fans will again be defecating on the grass at Max Yasgur's dairy farm in Bethel New York, but this time it'll be in adult diapers!! Promoters announced that blood will once again be squeezed from the precious stone that...

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'OK, Woodstock was diabolically bad', stars admit

Funny story: 'OK, Woodstock was diabolically bad', stars admit

40 years after the legendary rock festival was held on a farm in Woodstock, it was admitted today by many of the top performers of the 1960s that rather than being the groundbreaking and culturally significant event in American history it had claimed...

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Singer David Crosby Remembers(?) Woodstock

Funny story: Singer David Crosby Remembers(?) Woodstock

Actually, I recall very little except being there and being ...a little fuzzy. I think it was Crosby, Stills and Nash, that was us, our second performance. Of course, I'm Nash so I had to be there. Wait a minute..no, I'm Crosby. Remember all that was before I got arrested for drugs and put in prison for fleeing on my boat and Crosby loaning me all that money and ..Nash loaned me all th...

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Woodstock - Wow! Forty Birthday Candles!

Funny story: Woodstock - Wow! Forty Birthday Candles!

WOODSTOCK, New York - It was billed as 'Three Days of Peace and Music' in New York State. It was The Woodstock Music Festival. The unprecedented musical event presently celebrating its 40th anniversary was held on Max Yasgur's dairy farm in mid-A...

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Last Woodstock festival Hippie exits Coma

Funny story: Last Woodstock festival Hippie exits Coma

The last thing Johnny Tripoli remembered was an angel faced flower child handing him a joint. "Here," she said coyly, "try this. It's far out!" Now Johnny has dramatically awakened from a drug induced coma, covered with cow shit and insect bites fro...

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Dead Musicians to Perform at Woodstock 2019?

Supernatural activity of cosmic proportions will occur at Bethel, New York, if a local farmer's tale is true. Long deceased musicians will be performing at Woodstock 2019. When local farmer Zeke Henry was out shucking corn, some unexpected guests appeared to him, volunteering to perform at the 50th Anniversary Woodstock. Zeke Henry swears that he was not dreaming, has never taken L.S.D., and ha...

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Barack Obama launches Woodstock 2 - tells groupies "Come to my Love-In - make love not war"!

Funny story: Barack Obama launches Woodstock 2 - tells groupies "Come to my Love-In - make love not war"!

Buoyed by his meteoric rise in the polls; ecstatic at his dizzying cult-like status, the invincible Barack Obama - America's new Love-God and Feel Good Guru has launched his latest rally - "Love-In - Woodstock 2".

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476 People Die at 2007 Woodstock Music Festival

Funny story: 476 People Die at 2007 Woodstock Music Festival

Woodstock, New York (IP) - Shocking reports filtering out of upstate New York indicate that almost 500 people have lost their lives at the modern day Woodstock Rock festival.

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Woodstock Nation Becomes Incontinent Nation

Funny story: Woodstock Nation Becomes Incontinent Nation

The year was 1969 and 450,000 people went to a pasture in Sullivan county and had a hell of a party.

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