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Andy Murray just pedantic and not really interested in women's issues

Funny story: Andy Murray just pedantic and not really interested in women's issues

Andy Murray is being hailed as a hero among sports women the world over this week, for being "automatically programmed to credit the accomplishments of women", however he refuted the claims later stating that he just cant help being a pedant. The...

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Her Majesty Mistakenly Locked in Men's Wimbledon Locker Room

Funny story: Her Majesty Mistakenly Locked in Men's Wimbledon Locker Room

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was found unharmed on Friday afternoon at the All-England Lawn & Tennis Club in London. Her discovery was preceded by a failed and unnerving thirty-five minute search of the Wimbledon tennis grounds by her security...

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Brit fascists gobsmacked as dreadlocked black man beats grand slam ace Rafael Nadal

Funny story: Brit fascists gobsmacked as dreadlocked black man beats grand slam ace Rafael Nadal

Wimbledon, London - "Playing on grass is my all-time favourite," World No 102 seed Dustin Brown chuckled as he explained how he'd wiped the floor with Rafael Nadal at Wimbledon's Center Court today. With temperatures soring (sick) into the high 9...

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Middle East Invades Wimbledon

Funny story: Middle East Invades Wimbledon

Everyone was getting ill at Wimbledon. During a doubles match, the chair umpire asked Serena Williams whether she required a doctor on court, as she was having a problem holding a ball during a game partnered with her sister Venus. Serena eventually...

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Wimbledon Tennis Courts To Be Demolished And Turned into Womble Theme Park As U.K. Players Fail To Win

Funny story: Wimbledon Tennis Courts To Be Demolished And Turned into Womble Theme Park As U.K. Players Fail To Win

Bernard Cribbing has been asked to round up all the remaining Wombles on Wimbledon Common with a view to transferring them to a giant theme park to be built on the site of the soon to be demolished Wimbledon Tennis Courts. The courts, mainly a pla...

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Pregnancy rumors as Serena Williams pulls out early

Funny story: Pregnancy rumors as Serena Williams pulls out early

Wimbledon, London - World number one seed Serena Williams is up the duff if Wimbledon tournament rumors are to be believed. A 3-0 game of double faults saw the winner of 32 Majors pull out early citing women's problems and a 'lack of balls'. U...

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Star Trek Captain Picard Taken Over by Bjorn Borg

Funny story: Star Trek Captain Picard Taken Over by Bjorn Borg

Captain Jean Luc Picard has been assimilated into the Borg while watching a Tennis Tutorial DVD. Bjorn Borg alias 3 of 5 has changed the DNA of Captain Picard by sinister reverse incantations on his "Learn Tennis With The Borg" DVD. One of the fac...

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Murray to change name by deed poll for Wimbledon title defence.

Funny story: Murray to change name by deed poll for Wimbledon title defence.

Wimbledon champion, Andy Murray will have a new name when next Summer's tennis comes to SW19. The dunblane born player will change his name by deed poll to become Andy Murray's-deep-fried-Mars-bars for the duration of the tournament. This move...

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Bank of England Saved

In a dramatic move the fate of the Bank of England has been saved by the appointment of true winner. He is Gilbert 'Minty' Murray, who has astonished everyone with his amazing talent for finding strength from nowhere and in being at several places...

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John 'I'm so beautiful' Inverdale confirms his attention seeking 'ham fisted' status.

Funny story: John 'I'm so beautiful' Inverdale confirms his attention seeking 'ham fisted' status.

Wimbledon, LONDON: John 'I'm so beautiful' Inverdale was in 'fine' form at this years Wimbledon Lawn Tennis Championships, posing and making insane comments. The BBC send hundreds of staff to 'featherbed' the likes of John 'I'm so beautiful' Inve...

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Canada train wreck, San Francisco jet crash...is this an omen for Andy Murray's Wimbledon dream?

Funny story: Canada train wreck, San Francisco jet crash...is this an omen for Andy Murray's Wimbledon dream?

London - An astrological roller coaster weekend of terrible disasters has been triggered by the Moon/Mars conjunction in the sign of Cancer just hours ahead of Sunday's Wimbledon Men's Finals where Brit No 1 hope Andy Murray's makes his championship...

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Edward Snowden spotted in royal box at Wimbledon Men's Finals

Funny story: Edward Snowden spotted in royal box at Wimbledon Men's Finals

Langley, Virginia - Long distance surveillance wizards at the CIA's President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence [sic] HQ are studying latest imagery of US intelligence whistleblower Edward Snowden who has just been discovered in the third r...

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Slippin 'n sliden at Wimbledon

Funny story: Slippin 'n sliden at Wimbledon

A shocking day at Wimbledon saw many of the top seeded players literally fall by the wayside. Slips and falls were prevalent during the day of upsets. One top seeded player was severely reprimanded for wearing shoes with red soles. A smiling Perce...

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Wimbledon 2013: Laura Robson To Have Two Hillocks Named After Her

Funny story: Wimbledon 2013: Laura Robson To Have Two Hillocks Named After Her

Laura Robson, the British tennis start who stunneded 10th seed Maria Kirilenko to reach the second round of Wimbledon 2013, is to follow in the footsteps of previous British tennis 'greats' Tim Henman and Andy Murray, and, in time-honoured fashion, h...

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Andy Murray thanks coach for US Open and Olympic triumph

Funny story: Andy Murray thanks coach for US Open and Olympic triumph

Newly crowned US Open tennis champion Andy Murray last night thanked his coach, former 80s tennis star Ivan Lendl for his winning streak which saw Murray pick up a Gold medal for beating Roger Federer in the Olympic Tennis at Wimbledon, and today his...

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Weep Breaks to be introduced for all Grand Slam tennis tournaments from 2013

Funny story: Weep Breaks to be introduced for all Grand Slam tennis tournaments from 2013

The pressures of competition have become so great on today's professional tennis tours that the players just can't take it any more. Following an explosion of crying by top players over the last 2 weeks in the latest Grand Slam tennis tournament,...

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Murray Crashes Out For England

Braveheart Murray displayed his English credentials against Federer yesterday as he sobbed after defeat and accepted the "oh so nearly" title of runner up in the Wimbledon final. Andy Murray, has been taking a bit of stick recently after his jibe som...

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Jimmy Carr tax scandal controversy reopened after confusion at Wimbledon

Funny story: Jimmy Carr tax scandal controversy reopened after confusion at Wimbledon

The Prime Minister was once again embroiled in controversy over the Jimmy Carr K2 tax avoidance scandal after visiting Wimbledon to watch the Men's Final between Britain's Andy Murray and Switzerland's Roger Federer. While in the VIP box, Cameron...

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