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Trump Missed WW1 Memorial Service "To Request Asylum"

Funny story: Trump Missed WW1 Memorial Service "To Request Asylum"

The White House has been forced to deny that US "President" Donald Trump was visiting Paris' Russian embassy in an attempt to gain political asylum when he missed a World War One memorial event on Saturday. His non-appearance has led to a critical ba...

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Trump dismissals becoming chronic

Ever more staff are leaving the White House as Donald Trump's zealous bid to have the building to himself takes form. Head cook Chuck Tate was fired this week for cheating at Whist. "I swear I played the Queen", he mumbled as he piled his belongin...

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Trump Accidentally Slaps Self Instead of Slapping New Tariffs On Someone

Funny story: Trump Accidentally Slaps Self Instead of Slapping New Tariffs On Someone

Donald Trump was rushed to an emergency room by Secret Service agents today apparently after a tweet storm about slapping more tariffs on everybody. "He wasn't leaving anyone out, the whole bloody world was on that tweet including some states here...

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Giuliani Says That The Truth is NOT Truth!

Funny story: Giuliani Says That The Truth is NOT Truth!

Today on Meet The Press, Rudy don't define anything Giuliani, claimed on National television the Truth is not Truth. This is why President Trump has not been willing to submit to questioning by Robert Mueller, for fear that Trump's Truth will not mat...

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Trump Declares The Spoof to be "Enemy of the People"

Funny story: Trump Declares The Spoof to be "Enemy of the People"

It was the fate of The Spoof to be singled out in a spat with "Leader of the Free World" President Donald Trump. The orange baby has repeatedly criticised the media before and during his presidency and Mr Trump's attacks have drawn criticism from eve...

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White House to be Plated In Gold

Funny story: White House to be Plated In Gold

The president signed an executive order today stating that: "The entire structure of the White House, including floors, walls, and ceilings, shall be 100% covered in a 1' thick coating of pure 24 carat gold. Furthermore all chairs, tables, furnit...

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Washington Capitols Players Will Skip Going to White House Ceremony Because it's Too Far Away

Funny story: Washington Capitols Players Will Skip Going to White House Ceremony Because it's Too Far Away

The Stanley Cup-winning Washington Capitals is the first Washington, D.C. sports team to win a major sporting event since the Washington Senators won the World Series in 1924. Most of the team, however, have decided that it would take too long to...

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White House advertising for singers, dancers and choreographers for fall season!

At a press briefing this morning, Sara Huckabee Sanders announced that the White House is advertising for the new fall season. Journalists were totally taken by surprise when she stated that President Trump was looking for singers, dancers, choreogra...

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Satan opens sink hole on White House lawn to shorten Trump's daily commute to Hell

Funny story: Satan opens sink hole on White House lawn to shorten Trump's daily commute to Hell

What was originally reported as a geological event has been confirmed as a deliberate action taken by the Prince of Darkness. Satan has confirmed that the sink hole on White House property is actually a direct access point to Hell. "Donny was c...

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EXCLUSIVE! Top Five Things Barack Obama Misses about Being President

Funny story: EXCLUSIVE! Top Five Things Barack Obama Misses about Being President

These days, the world's eyes are on United States President Donald Trump, whose social media antics and shameless shenanigans have captured the hearts and minds of weirdos the world over. But in this exclusive interview, we sat down with former presi...

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President Bonespur Says, of John McCain, “I prefer cancer patients who don’t die.”

Funny story: President Bonespur Says, of John McCain, “I prefer cancer patients who don’t die.”

RATHOLE, D. C.—Echoing remarks he made about John McCain during his 2016 campaign, President Bonespur today joined in, after Kelly Sadler’s quip about John McCain “dying anyway,” with his own clever turn: “I prefer cancer patients who don’t die.”...

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Rudy JulyOnEE and the Trumpet Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story

Funny story: Rudy JulyOnEE and the Trumpet Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story

Donald Trumpet's new lawyer Rudy JulyOnee, Trumpet's new lawyer changed his story about Porn Star Stormy Night Daniels after a reversal of tweets of another version of JulyOnee's story earlier in the day, roughly 2 minutes ago. Which is to say this i...

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Donald Trump buys the White House

Signalling an expansion of his real estate empire, President Donald Trump this afternoon announced he has purchased the White House. "This is a very, very good deal, we're doing very well. Basically I used money we saved by cutting welfare to our...

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Obama Portraits Are Sending Messages to Alpha Centauri

Funny story: Obama Portraits Are Sending Messages to Alpha Centauri

Two fringe groups and a deranged scientist are all claiming that the Obama's official White House portraits are being used to send messages to the next galaxy, possibly giving an all clear for an alien invasion. "Maybe that's not what is happening...

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Hatch Hatches Plan

Funny story: Hatch Hatches Plan

Senior Utah Republican Senator Orrin Hatch spoke to NBC News correspondent Frank Thorp Wednesday, saying he would prefer for FBI confirmed domestic abusing White House Staff Secretary Rob Porter not to resign, but instead to just “work his way throug...

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WH Secretary, "Mueller's Office Extremely Rude"

Funny story: WH Secretary, "Mueller's Office Extremely Rude"

White House receptionist claims that Robert Mueller's Office is very rude and unprofessional. Moments after Michael Flynn turned himself in, Mueller called Trump, who was unavailable. Michael Flynn has been cooperating with authorities and has be...

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Mattis and Kelly hire Kaepernick to tackle Trump.com™ if he goes for the nuke football

Funny story: Mattis and Kelly hire Kaepernick to tackle Trump.com™ if he goes for the nuke football

The Whitehouse generals are so worried about an accidental nuclear war that Trump.com™ might start in a fit of blind rage and spite they have hired Kaepernick to tackle the president if he lunges for the nuke football. They said he seemed a...

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Melania Trump Announces Her 'First Lady Cause'

Funny story: Melania Trump Announces Her 'First Lady Cause'

First Ladies in America have always had a 'national cause': Laura Bush launched "Ready to Read, Ready to Learn" to prime children for the world of literature, Nancy Reagan promoted "Just Say No" to keep young people off drugs and Michelle Obama estab...

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Breaking news…

Trump Says Democrats Should Thank Him for Being Such A Terrible President

...Because they never would've won the House by such a wide margin without him!
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