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Funny story: Melania Trump Announces Her 'First Lady Cause'

Melania Trump Announces Her 'First Lady Cause'

First Ladies in America have always had a 'national cause': Laura Bush launched "Ready to Read, Ready to Learn" to prime children for the world of literature, Nancy Reagan promoted "Just Say No" to keep young people off drugs and Michelle Obama estab...
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Funny story: Steve Bannon Explains 'Grand Wizard' Visit At The White House

Steve Bannon Explains 'Grand Wizard' Visit At The White House

Steve Bannon, President Trump's former Chief Political Strategist, explained yesterday that the 'Grand Wizard' he invited to the White House Rose Garden was in fact 'Harry Potter'.   "It was a complete misunderstanding," he said while ironing a Co...
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Funny story: Trump.com™ announces he will be first President to land a white man on the moon

Trump.com™ announces he will be first President to land a white man on the moon

To cement his place in history as the Astronaut Science President, Trump.com™ has vowed to be the first President to land a man on the moon. Claiming a decommissioned Titan missile was all NASA needed, he announced this world first Moon pro...
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Funny story: Eleven-Year Old Boy Who Mowed White House Lawn Opens Up About Trump

Eleven-Year Old Boy Who Mowed White House Lawn Opens Up About Trump

Washington, DC A young sixth-grade boy, Frank Guacamole, who wrote to the President and asked if he could mow the White House lawn. Trump answered and said he could and got a big news story out of it. While mowing the lawn, Frank was followed by T...
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Funny story: Trump Meets with Mexican President

Trump Meets with Mexican President

Wash. D.C.- President Trump met with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto at the White House on Monday. The meeting was to be a discussion on US/Mexico relations, the proposed Wall along our mutual border, who was to pay for said Wall, and many o...
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Funny story: White House phones to be checked after Trump.com™ receives mystery Ghost phone calls from the Scouts and Mexico

White House phones to be checked after Trump.com™ receives mystery Ghost phone calls from the Scouts and Mexico

Technicians have been bought in to find the source of the Ghost Calls that Trump.com™ has claimed he received. After his beloved eminences world beating speech he gave to the Scouts, which they were forced to repudiate its deranged contents,...
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Funny story: Trump's 'Plumbers' Seek Source of White House Leak

Trump's 'Plumbers' Seek Source of White House Leak

WEEKEND WHITE HOUSE, BEDMINSTER, N.J. In what appears to be a throwback to the days of Watergate, President Donald Trump has reportedly organized a band of so-called plumbers to investigate serious leaks at the White House. Anonymous confidential in...
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Funny story: White House Found to be Actual Dump

White House Found to be Actual Dump

A recent controversy erupted when Golf Magazine printed that 8 or 9 people heard President Donald Trump refer to the White House as "a dump." Trump labeled this report "totally untrue." Our crack reporters found once again the president's words h...
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Funny story: White House ablaze after all the recent factional skirmishes - Trump.com™ says let the Dump Burn

White House ablaze after all the recent factional skirmishes - Trump.com™ says let the Dump Burn

After the recent Under the Bus Communist Party Blood Letting, factional wars have broken out of several fronts within the West Wing. Despite new CoS declaring Martial Law running gun battles are still taking place within the confines of the building...
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Funny story: Trump.com™ new 4 Star General CoS declares Martial Law and Shoot to Kill - On Sight - all Leakers in the White House

Trump.com™ new 4 Star General CoS declares Martial Law and Shoot to Kill - On Sight - all Leakers in the White House

With the White House leaking like the Titanic after head butting an iceberg the military has been called in to restore order. The new 4 star general just appointed CoS has declared marital law and authorized the use of deadly force against suspect...
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Funny story: Latest Terrorist Plot to Destroy US Democracy - Join the Whitehouse and follow Trump.com™ Policy

Latest Terrorist Plot to Destroy US Democracy - Join the Whitehouse and follow Trump.com™ Policy

The terrorists are finally figuring out that bombs and head chopping is small time terrorism. Inspired by his holy, most magnificent, eminence el Presidente they are going to get jobs in the Whitehouse to advance their nefarious plans for US destruc...
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Funny story: Sinkhole Swallows the White House

Sinkhole Swallows the White House

WASHINGTON, D.C.--Residents are being evacuated from the White House due to a massive sinkhole that's already swallowed much of the Trump Administration. CNN reports that a depression the size of the Trump estate at Mar-a-Lago formed at around 8:...
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Funny story: Trump.com™ all Spaced Out in the Oval Office - Buzz Aldrin collapses and confined to bed after Traumatic Sphincter Spasm

Trump.com™ all Spaced Out in the Oval Office - Buzz Aldrin collapses and confined to bed after Traumatic Sphincter Spasm

At an oval office meeting with Buzz Aldrin the president blabbered out about how Mr. Space was a great team player. "Wouldn't that be nice? Can you believe that space is going to do that?" he is on official record as saying to the gathered audience.
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Funny story: White House Cesspool Backs Up, Overflows

White House Cesspool Backs Up, Overflows

WASHINGTON, D. C. West Wing staffers and official visitors to the White House are wearing gas masks and overshoes as they valiantly attempt to carry on the business of government despite a horrendous odor emanating from a clogged sewer line. A back...
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Funny story: Discovery: Delivered to Wrong Address... Purloined

Discovery: Delivered to Wrong Address... Purloined

TiVo 2 Circle Star Way San Carlos, CA 94070 May 11th 2017 El Presidente Donaldo Juan Trump La Casa Blanca 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington D.C. 20050 Dear SE?OR SUPREME Presidente Trump, This is to confirm our oral contract of May 9th, 2017, where our corporation agrees to pay $25,000.00 to th...
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Funny story: CDC Report Leaked: Rabies In The White House

CDC Report Leaked: Rabies In The White House

A damning report on the spread of rabies at the White House compiled by the Center for Disease Control was leaked today and published by the NY times. The report details how people inside the Trump inner circle ignored initial warnings from CDC docto...
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Funny story: White House Intruder Is Chris Christie

White House Intruder Is Chris Christie

When Secret Service agents caught a half naked man trying to sneak in to the White House at midnight with a backpack, they suspected a terrorist attack or an unstable person. Amazingly, Secret Service agents didn't recognize the man who repeatedly sa...
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Funny story: Trump Whitehouse Rebrand Runs into Administrative Delays.

Trump Whitehouse Rebrand Runs into Administrative Delays.

President Trumps plan to rebrand the Whitehouse has suffered a major setback when the huge gold letters, intended to spell out his name on the iconic dome have been supplied incorrectly. Of the five letters, costing $2.5million dollars each, only tw...
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Trump Will Stop Calling Gold Star Parents and Will Just Tweet Them Instead

The message will be the same: "He knew what he was signing" & "Sorry he was an unsuccesful soldier."
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