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Trump To Put Military Jobs In Every Congressional District

Funny story: Trump To Put Military Jobs In Every Congressional District

Donald Trump claimed today that the U.S. military has become "a disaster," and is "gutted" since Obama took office. "He only wants to spend $1 trillion to modernize our military," the candidate said. "That's not nearly enough, not enough because H...

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Area Mom's Facebook Response to Nice Attack Notes She Had a Great Meal There Once

MORRISTOWN, NJ--In a Facebook post offering her condolences on the tragic events unfolding in Nice, France, area mother Brianna Simpson pointedly noted that she had a great meal in Nice several years ago. "My heart is broken about what is happenin...

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Obama Disarms ISIS with His Trademark Smile

Funny story: Obama Disarms ISIS with His Trademark Smile

After decades of an expanding - and largely ineffective - "War on Terror," President Barack Obama recently succeeded in disarming the militant jihadist group ISIS using merely his trademark smile. Sources report that in a confidential meeting wit...

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Former CIA Head Defends Torture

Funny story: Former CIA Head Defends Torture

Today, on the CNN show, "Today's News," the former head of the CIA, General Michael Hayden, and Harvard Professor of Ethics, Greg Stiles, squared off against one another on the issue of torture. The background of the debate centered on The Senat...

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Obama Coalition Against ISIS Is A Farce

Funny story: Obama Coalition Against ISIS Is A Farce

As ISIS fighters seemed ready to take the town of Kobani on the Turkish border, Kurdish opposition said they were running out of ammunition. "Gee, that's too bad," said U.S. Secretary of Defense, Chuck Hegel. " I guess President Obama's coaliti...

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ISIS Re-Names Itself S.H.I.T.

Funny story: ISIS Re-Names Itself S.H.I.T.

As the United States-led battle against radical forces rages in Iraq and Syria, a new linguistic front is emerging. Muslim groups in Europe and beyond are lashing out at the Islamic State in protests and on social media, advocating alternative ways...

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Head Of ISIS Accidentally Beheaded

Funny story: Head Of ISIS Accidentally Beheaded

Ibrahim ibn Awwad ibn Ibrahim ibn Ali ibn Muhammad al-Badri al-Samarrai, more commonly known by his nom de guerre Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, or BIll, is the Caliph of the self-proclaimed Islamic State-previously the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (...

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Invisible Hamsters - Obama's Secret Anti Terror Weapon

Funny story: Invisible Hamsters - Obama's Secret Anti Terror Weapon

In a stranger than fiction planned pre-emptive strike against radicalised Syrian terrorist hamsters, "Stealth" (or "invisible" hamsters) will be deployed to hunt and destroy war gerbils, white assassin mice and suicide bombing laboratory rats on the...

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Obama Found To Have Terrible Disease

Funny story: Obama Found To Have Terrible Disease

WASHINGTON - President Barack Obama will consider sending US military advisers into combat in Iraq on a "case-by-case basis," said General Martin Dempsey, American military's top-ranking officer told senators on Tuesday. Dempsey indicated he had d...

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Obama Laughs At Founding Fathers

Funny story: Obama Laughs At Founding Fathers

The framers of The U.S. Constitution were concerned about excessive power in both the Presidency and the military. So, under Article I Section 8, delegates to Congress the power to make war. But since World War II, Presidents have ignored Congress...

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This Week's Top 20 Movies

Funny story: This Week's Top 20 Movies

This Weeks Top 20 Hollywood Movies. 1. It's Okay to Murder Dark People. 2. Killing the Innocent is Fun. 3. How to Kill a Thousand People Before You Get The Bad Guy. 4. Teenage Terrorist Nympho on Speed. 5. Terror And Sex Part 12. 6. Terror Stalks The White House at Night. 7. A Blonde Swedish Terrorist with Big Tits in New York... at Night. 8. The Tibetan Monk Terrorist. 9. War on Terriers...

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ISIS member suggests brighter alternative to organisation's black flag

Funny story: ISIS member suggests brighter alternative to organisation's black flag

ISIS member Bhat Hazal put forward his suggestions for a new flag for the terrorist group ISIS on Friday night. The current terrorist organisation revealed their all black flag to people last week during skirmishes in the Middle East. However Mr Haza...

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Congress Declares Global War on 'The Heebie-Jeebies'

WASHINGTON-On Monday, the U.S. Congress unanimously approved the Authorization for Use of Force against Unpleasant Lifeforms (AUFUL) joint resolution, effectively declaring war on what the Obama administration calls "the heebie-jeebies." After si...

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US Drone Already Planning World Domination

Funny story: US Drone Already Planning World Domination

They patrol the skies and fight the war on terror, however a Washington source believed to be from inside the Pentagon has said that at least one US drone has already been showing signs of disobedience towards its masters. The drone in question,...

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New Weapon in U.S. Arsenal in Fight Against Terror

The states have begun to step up to the plate as the federal government continues to become less adept at fighting the war on terror. Colorado led the charge by legalizing marijuana for recreational use. This was followed by Washington state.

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Sharper Minds In Elders Generated By Military Video Games

Funny story: Sharper Minds In Elders Generated By Military Video Games

Recent research shows that short- term memory and long term focus in older adults can be enhanced by participation in military video games involving blood and slaughter. Killing people in the videos must be accomplished in the space of two or three...

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Spoof journalist falls foul of NSA spooks

Funny story: Spoof journalist falls foul of NSA spooks

Following reports in Thursday's Guardian, Spoof journalist Paxton Quigley was shocked to discover that he had become a victim of US security surveillance officers. He spoke to a colleague on the newsdesk about his experience and we are now exposing...

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Gettysburg reenactors reminisce on simpler time when the government didn't spy on them

Funny story: Gettysburg reenactors reminisce on simpler time when the government didn't spy on them

GETTYSBURG, PA--Civil War reenactors have gathered this week at Gettysburg National Memorial Park for a three-day long reenactment in celebration of the battle's 150th Anniversary. All week, participants will authentically live the life of a Civil Wa...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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