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British twins have what doctors are calling 'Synchronised Botox Explosion Syndrome'

Funny story: British twins have what doctors are calling 'Synchronised Botox Explosion Syndrome'

With rising craze of injecting your face with botulism to "look cool" in a completely unexpected outcome it has come to light that this is actually one of the most virulent toxins known to medicine. The 'pucker lip generation' are aghast at the fi...

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Kenyan Figure Skater Claims Simon Cowell Is The Father of Her Twin Boys

Funny story: Kenyan Figure Skater Claims Simon Cowell Is The Father of Her Twin Boys

SOCHI, Russia - The Sochi Olympics have been rocked by a statement made by Kenya's lone figure skater Mumbi Kagunda. The gorgeous 27-year-old skater is claiming that British music mogul Simon Cowell is the father of her twin boys Gakuro and Gatimu...

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Twin Sisters Living In Colorado Discover That Climbing Pikes Peak on A Daily Basis Totally Eliminates The Symptoms of Menopause

Funny story: Twin Sisters Living In Colorado Discover That Climbing Pikes Peak on A Daily Basis Totally Eliminates The Symptoms of Menopause

COLORADO SPRINGS - The Quackenbush twins, Georgia and Virginia have lived in Colorado Springs all of their lives. It wasn't until early this year that the 53-year-old siblings made an amazing discovery. The twins had both seen their gynecologist D...

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A 97-Year-Old Oklahoma Woman Gives Birth To Twins

Funny story: A 97-Year-Old Oklahoma Woman Gives Birth To Twins

CHICKASHA, Oklahoma - Reports coming out of the Sooner state are that a 97-year-old woman identified as Maggie Sue Mistbush has just given birth to twin boys. Mrs. Mistbush is resting comfortably at The Chickasha General Hospital and her two baby...

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Emma Watson expecting twins

Funny story: Emma Watson expecting twins

Former Harry Potter star Emma Watson announced to the world today that she is expecting twins. The exciting and impromptu news had photographers from all over the world trying to sneak up-skirt and down-front shots, particularly those photographer...

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California Woman Gives Birth To Twins While On A Tanning Bed

Funny story: California Woman Gives Birth To Twins While On A Tanning Bed

BEVERLY HILLS - In a story that could only come out of The Left Coast state of California, Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that a Santa Monica woman identified as Madison V. Ricotta has just given birth to twins. The thing that makes this an unus...

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The Parents of The Phoenix iTwins Are Causing Quite A Stir

Funny story: The Parents of The Phoenix iTwins Are Causing Quite A Stir

PHOENIX - Mr. and Mrs. Kirby Brockerbox had no idea the controversy they would stir up after their twins boys were born. The new-born twins were given the names iPad and iPod. Justine Brockerbox said that she wanted to name her twin boys Timothy a...

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WBC fight card 'Twin Bill' features Twins' womb fight

Funny story: WBC fight card 'Twin Bill' features Twins' womb fight

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (ABSNN Sports) - The World Boxing Council has the entire sporting world agog at the news that Caesar's Palace will host the very first WBC Championship fight between two unknown, and as yet, unnamed twins in their mother's womb! Th...

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Naming Kate's girls (and Trumps's two-bits)

Funny story: Naming Kate's girls (and Trumps's two-bits)

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - Donald Trump places "all the blame for the fuss about the topless photos of Kate Middleton squarely on Kate herself." "There should be a law," says Trump, "that no British Royal be allowed to get nekkid, ever, even when bat...

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Mariah Carey Not Pleased With Nicki Minaj As Fellow American Idol Judge

Funny story: Mariah Carey Not Pleased With Nicki Minaj As Fellow American Idol Judge

LOS ANGELES - Mariah Carey has revealed that she was paid exactly what she requested to become an American Idol judge; $18 million. Producer Simon Shindlebocker and Assistant Producer Kyle Boot confirmed the amount saying that they truly believe t...

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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Talking Splitsville

Funny story: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Talking Splitsville

LOS ANGELES - Mariah Carey is riding on Cloud 9 as the stunningly attractive songstress has just signed a reported $18 million a year deal to replace J.Lo (Jennifer Lopez) on American Idol. But all is not well in the Nick Cannon - Mariah Carey hou...

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No more Dull moments in Boring!

Funny story: No more Dull moments in Boring!

The two towns Dull in Scotland and Boring in Oregon, US, are attempting to become twins and the whole process is so exciting that many of their occupants have actually been seen laughing and smiling. The residents of Dull, Perthshire, tend to be p...

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U.S. twin births have doubled in past 30 years leading to twice as much bullshit: study

Funny story: U.S. twin births have doubled in past 30 years leading to twice as much bullshit: study

HARFOLD, Vt. - According to a study released this week by Harfold State College, twin births in the United States have doubled in the past three decades. This, in turn, has led to parents having to deal with the twice the amount of bullshit dished...

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Previously conjoined twins inseparable since surgery, much to the ire of parents

Funny story: Previously conjoined twins inseparable since surgery, much to the ire of parents

STANFORD, Calif. -- Angelina and Angelica Suduko no longer have to spend every waking and sleeping moment together. However, hospital staff report that they only wish to be together, and this is not necessarily sitting well with the parents. After...

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Justin Beiber is expecting twins

Funny story: Justin Beiber is expecting twins

Despite claiming to never have had sex with anyone except his own right hand, it has been confirmed this morning that Canadian teen singer, Justin Beiber, is expecting twins. The news was released by family friend and gynaecologist, Dr Mona Little...

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FDA admits to switching 'Morning-after' pill to fertility drug

Funny story: FDA admits to switching 'Morning-after' pill to fertility drug

The FDA has issued a warning on the box of the Evital, otherwise known as the 'Morning after Pill' as counterfeit and is actually Clomiphene, a pill that can release multiple eggs and result in a pregnancy of two or more infants during unprotected se...

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Mariah Carey Has Twins, Names One Of The Babies After Pippa

Funny story: Mariah Carey Has Twins, Names One Of The Babies After Pippa

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are the proud parents of twins (one boy and one girl). The family is doing well and should be going home shortly from an undisclosed L.A. Hospital. Cannon announced to the press that his wife and children were fine, that...

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Elderly Man Gives Birth To Gerbil Twins in Hernia Operation!

An elderly man in Louisburg, NC gave birth on Friday to gerbil twins in what was thought to be a routine double hernia operation! Due to the the prominence of the patient involved, the local hospital refused to release the name of the patient. A...

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Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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