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Multigender Pangender Transgender Couple -Who Wears the Trousers?

Funny story: Multigender Pangender Transgender Couple -Who Wears the Trousers?

Unusually, on waking up, Lesley Jones, of Middlewich, Cheshire, who was born a woman, decides what gender he will be for that day depending on what she feels like. If she feels like he is male on that particular day, he binds his chest, wears trouser...

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Unborn Baby Becomes Transgender

Funny story: Unborn Baby Becomes Transgender

A medical breakthrough has caused some talk recently. An unborn baby has successfully undergone surgery to switch genders, whilst still in the womb. This has caused disturbance and anger in society as many in the community disagree an unborn child ca...

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Painkillers turn hetero men into gay men

Funny story: Painkillers turn hetero men into gay men

Warning. Hot, hunky, hetero studs, who break their arms or legs or feet, are turning 'gay' after swallowing heavy doses of a painkiller called, Lyrica. A Brit ex-hetero, after breaking his foot, who was so hot after the ladies that even his steady...

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Donald Trump Comes Out as a Cisgender Anti-inclusive Racist-fluid Bi-phobic Trans-Republican

Funny story: Donald Trump Comes Out as a Cisgender Anti-inclusive Racist-fluid Bi-phobic Trans-Republican

Washington, D.C.--President Trump announced this week, at a press conference, "My proper pronouns are 'I, I,' and 'I' and 'me, me,' and me,'" and then came out, to the waiting press corps and the world, as a "Cisgender Anti-inclusive Racist-fluid Bi-...

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Jealous Japanese transgender fish kill both their male or female competitors!

Funny story: Jealous Japanese transgender fish kill both their male or female competitors!

It's a well known fact that female praying mantis and several spider species gobble up their male partners after copulation! However, scientists have now discovered a species of Japanese transgender fish that fight underwater fishy wars because they...

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German budget supermarket goes "Underwear Transgender!"

Funny story: German budget supermarket goes "Underwear Transgender!"

It seems there is no letting up in today's modern world of sexual freedom and a German budget giant supermarket has decided to jump on the "Anything Goes Parade" by launching a brand new range of underwear for him and her and her and him! Their la...

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Ex US Military Transgenders always welcome at Jaggedone's "Nutters Beach Club!"

Funny story: Ex US Military Transgenders always welcome at Jaggedone's "Nutters Beach Club!"

Newsflash from Jaggedone's "Nutters Beach Club" Sand in the pu$sy guaranteed! Just opened the doors for our weekend bash with Volga Olga performing live after we tie up her dangling, knee-knocking, boobs! They're a knockout knee-job! Our Ch...

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Trumps Transgender Issues

The master of the art of sticking your foot in your mouth has done it again! Donald Trump, the leader of the free world, has decided that transgender people won't be allowed in the military. Luckily this decision may not be as bad for the transgen...

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PFC Bradley, now "Chelsea," outed from the hoosegow for being "trans"

Funny story: PFC Bradley, now "Chelsea," outed from the hoosegow for being "trans"

Ft. Leavenworth, KS -- As one of his last acts of office, President Baroque Insane Obummer commuted the sentence of Private First Class (PFC) Bradley "Chelsea" Manning, 29, who was serving a 35-year prison sentence for leaking 750,000 classified mili...

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Once-popular Girls' Names Now Bomb with Newborns' Parents

Funny story: Once-popular Girls' Names Now Bomb with Newborns' Parents

Somewhere Over the Rainbow, USA -- After Olympics swimmer Bruce ("The Deuce") Jenner, Breakfast of Champions, announced his new identity as a "woman" named Caitlyn, the name has become more unpopular with parents of newborns than any other girls' nam...

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Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Funny story: Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Cars 3, the third instalment of the highly popular Disney/Pixar Studios films about a bunch of racing cars, will feature the first gays scene between two cars in film history. In a move that will please liberals and shock republicans in equal meas...

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Kellyanne Conway: "I'm a transgender woman, I have an alternative vagina."

Funny story: Kellyanne Conway: "I'm a transgender woman, I have an alternative vagina."

Kellyanne Conway, a Counselor to President Trump, yesterday during an interview with the Wichita Weekly Shopper admitted she is a transgender woman and has an "alternative vagina." Ms. Conway says she has been transgender since she was an infant,...

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Australian traffic-light gender bender lights cause confusion!

Funny story: Australian traffic-light gender bender lights cause confusion!

It is a well known fact the world has gone completely bonkers and now Australia have joined the fun! Their latest set of traffic light lights are causing much confusion in major cities because Australian women's Lib groups are demanding that the tiny...

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Brown Mass at Saints of Grace Lutheran Church

Funny story: Brown Mass at Saints of Grace Lutheran Church

Greenwich CT: "Never before has there been such a horror!" said Rev. Paul Martin. He, along with 138 congregants looked somewhat dazed and had a vacant thousand yard stare in their eyes. The front lawn of Saints of Grace Lutheran Church looked like a...

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It's Not His Fault

Funny story: It's Not His Fault

A new study by the New England School of women's Psychology Studies has confirmed what many sceptics have always believed. This study proves beyond a reasonable doubt that women are almost always, but not sometimes, psychologically deficient when it...

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Toilet Cam Has New Genital Recognition Software

Funny story: Toilet Cam Has New Genital Recognition Software

With no real oversight, the new HB2 law in North Carolina was bound for failure until a new tech company received the government contract worth 42 million dollars to invent and perfect a toilet cam that will be able to determine the users sex and rep...

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Obama Takes Massive Shit In Nebraska Grade-School Girls' Bathroom To Celebrate Latest Decree

Funny story: Obama Takes Massive Shit In Nebraska Grade-School Girls' Bathroom To Celebrate Latest Decree

Omaha, Nebraska - Saying his "massive log hurt coming out, but no birth of a new era is without its share of growing pains," President Obama planted a massive yam in a girls' grade school toilet in Omaha, Nebraska yesterday. A team of janitors a...

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Evidence Of First Transgender Toilet Found In Appalachia

Funny story: Evidence Of First Transgender Toilet Found In Appalachia

BILLINGSGATE POST: Long cut off from the mainstream of American culture, it is no exaggeration to suggest that the white inhabitants of the Appalachian Mountains were transgender pioneers. Geographically isolated throughout most of their history,...

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Breaking news…

Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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