Dramatic scenes of tomato warfare have been witnessed in major Indian cities as tomato prices soar and ketchup runs out!
In Spain, the famous tomato throwing fiesta called La Tomatina, in Valencia, has been postponed because multi-millionaire Ind...
OAK BROOK, Illinois - The McDonald's Corporation has always looked upon itself as being on the cutting edge on new menu items and its newly developed iBurger looks to be a sure winner.
Nancy Zabeletta, a spokesperson for the fast food franchise gi...
WASILLA, Alaska - Local authorities in Sarah Palin's hometown of Wasilla are reporting that they have made one of the biggest arrests in the history of the Alaskan town.
Wasilla Sheriff Abner Bellbubble stated that at 4 a.m. on Friday morning loca...
The Earth has a new ally against secret religions in the universe. The tomato!
In a new push to bring new lifeforms to Earth, scientists have developed a special brand of tomato called Earthy. This fruit/vegetable when sliced in half will reveal...
Prince Charles has issued a statement saying that, forthwith, he will not be eating tomatoes and appeals to other to give up eating the succulent red fruit.
"Well, I was, you know, walking around my garden at Highgrove, having a chat to the grass...
The 1920s saw the introduction of the Red Scare in Europe, as Communism spread from Russia and threatened to engulf everything short of a small town roughly the size of an average Walmart.
Now it's the fear of Red Sludge which is breaking out acro...
In a shocking announcement by the International Tomato Board, the root cause for catsup stains was discovered after years of intensive research, and found to be linked to the actual pigment of the tomato.
It was quite a shock for our whole researc...
Scientists at UK research facility Porton Down today revealed that there is in inextricable link between pizza and tomatoes.
Pizzas, a fast food staple in most developed countries, originated in the city of Naples (or Napoli) where Diego Maradonna...
Hollywood, California - The "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" seems to be over for now, says the FDA as they have successfully reached an armistice with their leader sub-commander, George Clooney.
Washington, DC - Coming under increasing political pressure by the GOP to find a scapegoat for the up coming 2008 Presidential campaign, as playing the terrorist card for reelection has waned, the FDA has pointed the finger of blame for the salmonell...
Washington, DC - Refusing any additional funding during the Congressional hearings on the Chinese wheat gluten and lead contamination scare to hire addition FDA inspectors, the Bush administration has reversed its position and now asks Congress for t...
Today, millions of tomatoes were withdrawn from shops and stores across America, because of healthy-eating fears.
The tomato ban, which spread from Texas and New Mexico to nine states, then seventeen states, and then the entire country, has been traced to product imported from Mexico.
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