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Funny story: MAD Magazine, The Onion, The Spoof Discuss Possible Merger

MAD Magazine, The Onion, The Spoof Discuss Possible Merger

Still reeling from a drop in ratings, attributed to their misplaced confidence in a Clinton victory in the US presidential election, America's three top-rated satire publications have initiated tentative merger talks in an effort to shore up their pr...
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Funny story: Trump Is Understood By Stewart, Colbert, & The Onion

Trump Is Understood By Stewart, Colbert, & The Onion

In Gulliver's travels, written by the great satirist Jonathan Swift, one example of satire in the book is that some Lilliputian (very tiny) men wear high heels and others wear low heels. The men who wear low heels are in power and will only appoint o...
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Funny story: Hand, Developed Over Tens of Millions Years Evolution, Drops Phone Once a Week.

Hand, Developed Over Tens of Millions Years Evolution, Drops Phone Once a Week.

The hand (largely credited with Man's triumph over nature and other deeply intelligent mammalian, cephalopodic, and avian life) is still incapable of retaining its grip on a small roughly rectangular shape for any significant duration of time, studie...
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Funny story: John Kerry 'Accidentally' Nukes The Onion, Sky Doesn't Fall In (2/2)

John Kerry 'Accidentally' Nukes The Onion, Sky Doesn't Fall In (2/2)

How have people received John Kerry's recent nuclear annhilation of The Onion? We'll start off with Hillary Clinton. Now listen here, young man. With all due respect, reporter… which ain't very much, let's be… Ah, HONEST… Erm… Well anyway, why so fastidious? Huh? I mean, you know, maybe Iran are, say, just a few decades ahead of schedule in developing nukes and this is the first...
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Funny story: John Kerry 'Accidentally' Nukes The Onion, Sky Doesn't Fall In (1/2)

John Kerry 'Accidentally' Nukes The Onion, Sky Doesn't Fall In (1/2)

Notable public figure, hilariously swiftboated, um, SWIFTBOAT political celebrity and darling of the MSNBC broadcasting-apologetical complex John Kerry… Well, he's just made yet another honest mistake in a somewhat lengthy line of honest mistakes. John Kerry has put his hermeneutical philosophy of 'The Constitution is a living document' into practice via a creative reinterpretation of the Fi...
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Funny story: Bigot Parents Are Having Yet Another Baby

Bigot Parents Are Having Yet Another Baby

Chepenseki, TENN.-- Local morons , Roy and Teri Rosheen, have had yet another child. According to local sources, the couple plans on naming the creation something "unique" like "Unique" or "Randy". The precious and soon to be dimwitted child is t...
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Funny story: Onion offers To Buy Out Spoof and Eliminate Embarrassing Satire

Onion offers To Buy Out Spoof and Eliminate Embarrassing Satire

Moe Pipick owner and editor-in chief of The Onion announced today: "I have offered The Spoof a considerable sum just to stop them from embarrassing themselves and stinking up the body fine satire that is being published today." He continued;"Mo...
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Funny story: 'The Onion' and Six Other Fake News Websites to Close--Russell Sprouts Says: 'World Insanity Beyond Our Writers' Imaginations'

'The Onion' and Six Other Fake News Websites to Close--Russell Sprouts Says: 'World Insanity Beyond Our Writers' Imaginations'

Chicago-"The Onion" Managing Editor Russell Sprouts announced today that the well-known fake-news outlet was shutting down immediately. Six other prominent sites said they would also be closing. "We can't keep up any more," said Sprouts, speaking...
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Funny story: Humor Sites Rush to Hire North Korean Who Wrote Text Over Jong Un's Uncle's Execution

Humor Sites Rush to Hire North Korean Who Wrote Text Over Jong Un's Uncle's Execution

Humor sites are viciously striving to beat all the other spoof news websites who are fighting tooth and nail to hire the writer who wrote the fiery rhetoric slamming North Korea's President's Jong Un's uncle on national news. The former second in lea...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un wins annual Worlds Sexiest Kim Award

Kim Jong Un wins annual Worlds Sexiest Kim Award

North Korean leader Kim John-Un was celebrating today after being named Worlds Sexiest Kim today by MNKTV music channel. He narrowly pipped sex tape star Kim Kardashian who gained only one vote - from her pop star boyfriend Kanye West. The governm...
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Funny story: Onion spoof makes Chinese cry (with laughter!)

Onion spoof makes Chinese cry (with laughter!)

Well known US spoof magazine, The Onion, has hit yellowy gold by having their spoof printed in the official Chinese Communist newspaper. The spoof was taken seriously by communist leaders hoping to take a swipe at the new North Korean leader, Kim Jon...
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Funny story: Iranian News Agency Picks Up Satirical Onion Article About Obama As Being Real News

Iranian News Agency Picks Up Satirical Onion Article About Obama As Being Real News

Note to readers, this article is an experiment in new software equipment that makes the material visible to the public reading audience as it is typed and being viewed by an editor. It reflects an effort by the journalistic community to get the latest news and writings out to the reading community with as little delay and interference as possible. Thank you and enjoy the article. A major med...
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Funny story: Wisconsin wife reportedly attacks husband for reading 'The Spoof'

Wisconsin wife reportedly attacks husband for reading 'The Spoof'

A Wisconsin woman is reportedly facing charges after she allegedly attacked her husband for reading alternative news websites, including "The Spoof." Lisa Bradford, 56, was charged Monday in Waukesha County Circuit Court with one count of disorder...
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Funny story: Famous Snide Satire Newspaper "The Onion" Publishes A True Story

Famous Snide Satire Newspaper "The Onion" Publishes A True Story

The Onion, America's premier satire and humor newspaper shocked the literate world today by publishing an absolute true story(!!!) in an issue. We will take a pause now to let you catch your breath from the shock... OK, that was long enough.
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Funny story: Tears At The Onion

Tears At The Onion

In a shocking announcement that may signal the demise of The Onion, a much respected and prize winning news source; Famed Reporter Area Man has said he is going freelance. Speaking at a news conference that he felt "there were opportunities that he c...
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Funny story: TheSpoof.com CEO Mark Lowton Reports from Pattaya, Thailand

TheSpoof.com CEO Mark Lowton Reports from Pattaya, Thailand

Pattaya, Thailand - Following his hasty and clandestine departure from TheSpoof.com headquarters in the UK, wunderkind CEO Mark Lowton has re-surfaced in Thailand. Rumours and speculation concerning Lowton have been rampant ever since he vacat...
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Funny story: Rumours Abound at Spoof Corporate Headquarters Concerning Wunderkind Mark Lowton

Rumours Abound at Spoof Corporate Headquarters Concerning Wunderkind Mark Lowton

London, England - Shares more than tripled in value for the number one web-based satire company, thespoof.com, on the FTSE today following unconfirmed rumours that TheSpoof.com boy wonder CEO, Mark Lowton is stepping down. Lowton, from Lancaster,...
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Funny story: Censured comedy writer at 'The Vegetable' caught attempting to copulate with a palm tree; officials charge attempted date rape

Censured comedy writer at 'The Vegetable' caught attempting to copulate with a palm tree; officials charge attempted date rape

Coachella Valley, California - A self-described comedy writer at 'The Vegetable' was arrested during predawn hours today in Indio, California for attempting to copulate with a palm tree in a commercial date grove. The twenty-something male wa...
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Alabama's New State Motto

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