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Yorkshire farmer decides to breed seals instead of sheep claiming he's not a 'sheepshagger!'

Funny story: Yorkshire farmer decides to breed seals instead of sheep claiming he's not a 'sheepshagger!'

Ramblers strolling the rolling hills of the Yorkshire Dales expecting to experience the legacies of the Bronte Sisters, Heathcliffe, James Herriot, and the Yorkshire Ripper,(Yes there are tourists who love a bit of bloody Yorkshire horror too with th...

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Five-legged lamb saved from butchers shop as it does a runner!

Funny story: Five-legged lamb saved from butchers shop as it does a runner!

A sheep farm near, York UK, has hit the headlines after a lamb born with five legs was heading for the butcher's bench, but instead it did a runner! The lamb was then caught by a passing vet who thought it was quite odd seeing a rather wobbly five...

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New Zealand silently invades Australia

Funny story: New Zealand silently invades Australia

After years of planting double agent sleepers in the Australian government, the plans to invade appear to have succeeded. With now 69 parliamentarians and senators being exposed has having dual Australian and New Zealand citizenship, they are maki...

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Two friends sleeped with 356,000 virgins

Funny story: Two friends sleeped with 356,000 virgins

Two friends, Abbott and Connor, enjoyed fabulous careers as sheep herders for over 50 years. The friends, who just turned 70, teamed up with a documentary filmmaker and made a film about their experiences. According to both, they are able to fully...

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Chris the overgrown Australian sheep gets shaggers hot!

Funny story: Chris the overgrown Australian sheep gets shaggers hot!

Chris the overgrown Australian sheep has been keeping shaggers at bay by growing a wooly protection outfit that was beyond belief! Sheep shaggers and shearers were having a rather perspiring time whilst attempting to make Chris naked, however, he...

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Tests Indicate Venezuelans Are Most Resilient People On Earth

Funny story: Tests Indicate Venezuelans Are Most Resilient People On Earth

Tests carried out by Anthropologists trying to cheer up the population of rain sodden Wales have revealed that whatever happens to Venezuelans, they come up smiling and have an unshakable belief that things will get better. The controversial tests...

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High Speed Rail Link Between Treorchy And Craig Y Llyn In Wales Approved

Funny story: High Speed Rail Link Between Treorchy And Craig Y Llyn In Wales Approved

A new high speed rail link between Treorchy and Craig - Y Llyn in Glamorgan has been approved. Development of the provision of transport to Wales' Heritage sites and in particular places of post-glacial phytological significance has been a priority...

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Bighorns an endangered species, scientists say

Albuquerque, NM - New Mexico's bighorn sheep will be outfitted with chic new collars, complete with miniature radio receivers in a desperate attempt to keep the endangered animals from becoming extinct. An "army" of scientific researchers, equipped w...

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Shock as Huddersfield "Beast Market" is exposed

Funny story: Shock as Huddersfield "Beast Market" is exposed

Archaeologists have uncovered the remains of a medieval "Beast Market", the equivalent of a modern day Farmer's Market beneath a demolished Satanic Mill in the Kirkgate area. The find is classed as 23b (mundane) in significance. "This find will br...

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Ask A Sheepherder, They Never Lie...

Funny story: Ask A Sheepherder, They Never Lie...

Question: How much money does a sheepherder make? Answer: Just enough to buy oil for my oil burning lantern and a sack of flour for making biscuits. Question: Why sheep? Answer: Why not? Question: How do you stand the loneliness? Answer: I serenade the sheep with my squeeze box, which attracts coyotes that howl along. I'm never lonely in the wild. Question: Which is smart...

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Feminist sheep sabotage Welsh sheep shagging conference

Funny story: Feminist sheep sabotage Welsh sheep shagging conference

Dozens of sheep have staged a protest in central Cardiff to protest against the "meat market" of the pornography industry, as adult entertainment executives attended a National Sheep shagging summit in Llandudno. Dressed as butchers and smeared with...

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Sheepshat All Over Church Cemetery!

Funny story: Sheepshat All Over Church Cemetery!

Since there was no money any longer to keep the church cemetery mowed, a preacher in North Carolina borrowed some sheep from a local sheep farmer who had family buried in the church graveyard. "I thought we could just fence them off", stated Broth...

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Stolen sheep on show for farmers

Funny story: Stolen sheep on show for farmers

Police are to show several hundred ewes which had previously been stolen from farms around the Tees region. The level of excitement in an otherwise pedestrian county is reaching fever pitch, as farmers across the area are gathering to identify th...

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Come To Visit At Iceland In This Days!

Funny story: Come To Visit At Iceland In This Days!

Why not visit to Iceland in this periods, it is a jolly good time to have doing so, writes Ralf 'Eric' Projbroffir of the Icelandic Tourism Board of Tourism. You may will be having a surprised view of your urgings self to have upstarted it! Faqhur Faquharssen did do, whom having invaded at 896 of in Vjorrskragghvammaey an Iceland island, was so happy to stay where he had good turfing groun...

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Poor memory linked to sheep problems

Funny story: Poor memory linked to sheep problems

Researchers have found that memory problems - especially in older people - could be due to lack of sheep, causing lack of sleep. Many people used to rely on counting sheep to get a good night's sleep. But these days, due to lack of sheep,...

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New Zealander will not throw horseshit at Prince Charles: will throw sheepshit instead

Funny story: New Zealander will not throw horseshit at Prince Charles: will throw sheepshit instead

WELLINGTON, New Zealand (ABSNN) - A court in this New Zealand city ruled today that "this country is a Horseshit Free Zone." The ruling came on the heels of the arrest of an anti-monarchist, Sam Bracanov, a seventy-six year old man who made it c...

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Farmer saves buttocks from floods

During the recent floods in Yorkshire, local farmer Henry Shawtass managed to keep his buttocks dry whilst rescuing sheep from his flooded fields. Mr Shawtass - who is only 5 ft tall - went back to borrow his wife's high-heeled wellington...

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Psychopathic Sheep Menace West Yorkshire Chips N Gravy Campaigner

Funny story: Psychopathic Sheep Menace West Yorkshire Chips N Gravy Campaigner

Taciturn Yorkshireman, Ken Mither, of Cleckhuddersfax was recovering quietly at home today after being menaced by a rampaging flock of psychopathic sheep at the Scrag End bus stop in the West End of the town. The incident happened shortly before l...

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