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Sexism In Ladies Football Accusations

Funny story: Sexism In Ladies Football Accusations

Women who are also football fans are up in arms this morning at what they call the injustice of a team's description of themselves. They are angry that men's football teams make no 'gender distinction', and want to know why it is that women's tea...

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"Dolly Babe" shoes for boys are not sexist!

Funny story: "Dolly Babe" shoes for boys are not sexist!

In these days of sensitive sexism naming, and offending comments, it seems we have reached new heights down below as a range of shoes (yes shoes!) has caused uproar among parents! "Dolly Babe" shoes are being sold parallel to "Leader" shoes and gu...

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Hillary Understimated The Number Of Trump Backers In The Basket of Deplorables

Funny story: Hillary Understimated The Number Of Trump Backers In The Basket of Deplorables

In early September, Hillary Clinton told a fund-raising crowd, "To just be grossly generalistic, you can put half of Trump supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables, right? Racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic, you name i...

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Furor Over Trump Clinton Debate

Funny story: Furor Over Trump Clinton Debate

In the so-called debate between Clinton and Trump on 11/7, on MSNBC, moderator Matt Lauer took a lot of heat from commentators. Among many complaints, was that he was sexist because he repeatedly interrupted Hillary and didn't with Donald. Crit...

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If You Don't Support Hillary, You're a Bigot!

I'm sick of all these privileged bigots who are demeaning and denigrating Hillary. So I am here to educate you on why you MUST stop this. Here are the ignorant fools who need to check their privilege. 1. Iraqi orphans. Iraqi orphans have orp...

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Sexist Man Blatantly Holds Door Open For Woman - Then Called "Rude, Inconsiderate, Sexist Jerk" After Letting Woman Get Door For Herself

Funny story: Sexist Man Blatantly Holds Door Open For Woman - Then Called "Rude, Inconsiderate, Sexist Jerk" After Letting Woman Get Door For Herself

King's Beach, CA - A sexist man here got put in his place after holding the door open for a woman at the local Gas 'N' Sip Tuesday night. Sexist, Fred Holden, 45, single and a local fireman, held the door open for Anita Artisian and rudely said, "Aft...

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14 Killed in Political Correctness Rampage

ATHENS, AL -- The nation is in mourning today after 14 people lost their lives during a stream of inclusive, non-offensive phrases. The alleged culprit was identified as Jeffery Kleinfeld, 22, who locals knew as a perfectly racist, sexist white boy.

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Sanctioned male ownership of women

Sumerians, about 5500 and 4000 BC, lived in contemporary Iraq. They believed in personal polytheism. Incidentally, their 'Anu' was the Supreme Ruler of the Kingdom of Heaven! The Akkadian Empire, 2350-2170 BC, was an ancient kingdom centered in ancient Mesopotamia. The 1st dynasty of Babylon reigned in Babylon. Hammurabi was the sixth king of this Dynasty, reigning from 1792 BC to 1750 BC...

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Oscars To Be Re-named the Patties

In a controversial move announced today the Oscars are to be re-named the Patties. A spokesman from the Oscars committee made the following announcement. "We were told that a statue of a bare-chested bald man holding a sword between his legs was...

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Corbyn plans National Uniform

Funny story: Corbyn plans National Uniform

Following on from his announcement that women only trains be run, to stop women being molested, Labour leadership frontrunner has gone further by suggesting that all people wear a simple garment that is both loose and unflattering to stop any sort of...

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The Meaningless One Night Stand

Funny story: The Meaningless One Night Stand

A man in Los Angeles has set police on the search for a lady whom he claims has "driven me into deep depression, guilt and self-loathing". For these ailments he is seeking psychiatric counselling and has filed a suit with the notorious legal fir...

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Worlds First Hermaphrodite To Get Double Sex Change

Funny story: Worlds First Hermaphrodite To Get Double Sex Change

Stockholm Sweden: A 16 year old with ambiguous genitalia has been allowed to undergo a "double sex change" operation. According to the doctors the parents couldn't be more proud of their child. They see "he and she" (soon to be she and he) as a t...

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Having A Truly Gigantic Cock Correlates Strongly With Low Life Time Earnings, Study Finds

Funny story: Having A Truly Gigantic Cock Correlates Strongly With Low Life Time Earnings, Study Finds

It turns out that having a massive penis is not the umitigated blessing most men aged 8 through 80 think it to be. Though it may boost mightily one's self-esteem, a recent research study says it can be quite hard on the pocketbook. In a paper tit...

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Mel Gibson Says He Can Beat Hillary

Funny story: Mel Gibson Says He Can Beat Hillary

Mel Gibson, the controversial and successful actor, said today that he could easily beat Hillary Clinton in the presidential election of 2016. Using phrases that have gotten him national attention in the past he said, "Hillary was born with light...

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'Damn Right Better Not Argue With Women' as ex-Mrs Putin slags off Vlad

Funny story: 'Damn Right Better Not Argue With Women' as ex-Mrs Putin slags off Vlad

Paris - Thirty something years of wedlock to Vladimir has taught Lyudmilla Putin a thing or two about Russian men under five foot six her PR said today. "He likes to think he wears the pants," the lovely former Mrs P tweeted as she posted pics of...

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Wealthy Man replaces his Sexist and Racist Thoughts with Clones to silence Critics

Funny story: Wealthy Man replaces his Sexist and Racist Thoughts with Clones to silence Critics

Dateline: NEW YORK--Tired of being accused of having stereotypical ideas of women and racial minorities, the gazillionaire Roderick Billington set about spending his vast fortune to perfect his conceptions. "I realized the essence of the problem...

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Study shows Men secretly Resent Women's Phatness

Funny story: Study shows Men secretly Resent Women's Phatness

Dateline: NEW YORK--Islamic states are infamous in the West for forcing women to wear burqas, since those outer garments obscure the shape of women's bodies and are thus odious from a feminist standpoint. Defenders of the sexist laws typically resort...

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So Easy Even a Man Can Do It - Parking Guide

Funny story: So Easy Even a Man Can Do It - Parking Guide

Husbands - forget embarrassing parallel parking mess - ups, getting into trouble in the supermarket car park, scuffing your wife's expensive alloy wheels and banging the car door onto the next one while struggling to squeeze your beer gut out of the driver's door. Here's our confidence boosting parking advice: 1) Get touch up paint to keep in your "Man Bag". 2) Superglue giant cats whiskers...

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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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