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Funny story: Purple Ooze May Be Edible

Purple Ooze May Be Edible

[PP] -- The purple substance that Andrea Sharpe found in and around her home may actually be edible. Several persons allegedly ingested the substance with no ill effects. One of those is a 9-year-old whose name being withheld due to his age.
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Funny story: Mysterious Purple Ooze Covers Home

Mysterious Purple Ooze Covers Home

[PP]- For Andrea Sharpe, Wednesday was going to be like any other day. However, once she started getting out of bed, she was not quite sure what to think. She found that her house was lined inside and out with a purple substance. "I got up out of...
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Funny story: Girl born with purple skin

Girl born with purple skin

[PP] -- Doctors at Regional Hospital are baffled at the birth of an infant with purple skin and green hair. Neither of her parents have such features. According to pediatrician, Dr. Tanya Morgan, the baby seems to be completely healthy, despite he...
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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture Academy

In an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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