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Anthem Protest turns Violet in Fredericksville, MD

Fredericksville, MD. John G. Wittier [sick] reporting for The Spoof. While National Anthem protests have dwindled as the professional football season nears an end, a demonstration in Fredericksville, Md., on Martin Luther King Day, turned ugly as "...

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ANTIFA burn down Mississippi McDonald's

Funny story: ANTIFA burn down Mississippi McDonald's

Biloxi, MS- After a local McDonald's refused to take down a statue featuring Ronald McDonald, Grimace, and the Hamburglar, a large group of ANTIFA burned the establishment to the ground. ANTIFA spokesperson Tiffany Jackson said, "What we did was...

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NRA Condemns Charlottesville Violence

Funny story: NRA Condemns Charlottesville Violence

In a recent interview with Fright Fart News, NRA spokesmilf Sierra Peelin decried the violence that marked recent protests in Charlottesville Virginia. "That James Fields showed incredibly poor judgement", she lamented. "Why, for a fraction of th...

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"No Justice, No Peace" Replaces "Have A Nice Day"

Funny story: "No Justice, No Peace" Replaces "Have A Nice Day"

"No justice, no peace" has become the most used phrase in the United States, according to the Center for International Justice and Peace, which recently changed its name from the International Peace and Justice Center. A spokesperson from the cent...

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Animal Rights Activist Cuts Off Own Arm and Cooks It

Funny story: Animal Rights Activist Cuts Off Own Arm and Cooks It

An animal rights activist is recovering in the psychiatric wing of the local hospital after cutting off her own arm and eating it. The patient, who asked to remain anonymous, said she just wanted to know what suffering animals go through. The...

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Comedy Writers Plan Their Own March On Washington

Funny story: Comedy Writers Plan Their Own March On Washington

After millions of people staged weeks of protests against President Trump, comedians decided to organize their own march on Washington. President Trump has been God's gift to comedy since he first announced his candidacy, but things haven't been s...

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U of Texas dildo movement goes viral

Funny story: U of Texas dildo movement goes viral

Last week students at the University of Texas protested a law allowing concealed weapons on campus by exhibiting dildos on tee shirts, plus carrying around plastic replicas in a large variety of colors and sizes. Students are pointing to the absu...

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Protestors Dumbfounded By Presence of Workingman

Funny story: Protestors Dumbfounded By Presence of Workingman

Pro-Trump and anti-Trump demonstrators were caught off guard last Monday when a local man showed up and started repairing a car engine. Several of the demonstrators seemed puzzled by the man's presence and stopped for a few moments to gaze at thi...

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Massive Riots Follow NYPD Shooting

Funny story: Massive Riots Follow NYPD Shooting

Race riots erupted all over New York City following the announcement that, on Tuesday morning, NYPD officers fatally shot a black Muslim man who was armed with nothing more than a stolen H-bomb. Truck driver Muhammad Baker was killed instantly in...

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Officer workers to stage strike in Plymouth in protest against water cooler restrictions

Angry office workers from Forresters Business Park are set to go on strike this Friday in protest at restricted water cooler usage at their building. The one-day strike on March 8 is the first of a programme of action by the Public and Commercial...

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Baltimore Cops Use Flash Mob Tactics

Funny story: Baltimore Cops Use Flash Mob Tactics

Baltimore, MD - In a sneaky and cunning display of police tactical maneuvers, the Baltimore Police Department have implemented new and creative ways to round up would-be rioters. Several dozen officers were dressed up and placed around the downtown a...

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Bill Cosby promises "fun for all" at Ohio show

Funny story: Bill Cosby promises "fun for all" at Ohio show

Embattled comedian Bill Cosby is scheduled to appear as "a stand-up guy" in a comedy show (of sorts) in Ohio, one of the few states in America, besides Florida, where Bill Cosby is actually considered amusing. The comedian will "perform" live in S...

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Bikini Babes Stage "Pro Police Protest" At Florida Golf Club

Funny story: Bikini Babes Stage "Pro Police Protest" At Florida Golf Club

Holding signs saying "Cops are hot" and "Cops do it better" local bikini babes swarmed the "Flamingo and the Raven Golf Club" in Sundown Florida. About 100 of the hottest chicks in south Florida attended the bikini and thong protest to show their su...

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Protesters Protest Being Told They're In The Wrong Ferguson

Funny story: Protesters Protest Being Told They're In The Wrong Ferguson

Ferguson Township, PA - A group of protesters protesting the grand jury decision in the Michael Brown case in Ferguson, MO were outraged yesterday and started protesting about how the police chief of Ferguson Township in Pennsylvania told the protest...

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Gay student won't stand in straight line

When Dylan White's 4th grade teacher, Cheryl Glands, asked him to stand in a straight line before gym class last week, he answered her: "No." White, who is openly homosexual, said he refuses to be, "Coerced into societally-constructed sexual comp...

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Topless Protest

GAWK, NEW YAK -- Nadine Gary, president of GoTopless compaign, protested the comments that some spectators made concerning Go Topless Day--or, more specifically, concerning those who participated in the event. "They had the audacity to rate our boobs...

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We Are the 0.99%: Rich Protest the Rich/Super-Rich Income Gap

LOS ANGELES-According to a new study from the Brookings Institution, the income gap between the rich and super-rich has reached its largest margin in a century. This revelation has sparked outrage among the (almost) richest people in the country.

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Entire population of Ukraine revealed to be army of Russian spies

Funny story: Entire population of Ukraine revealed to be army of Russian spies

Tensions between the Ukraine and Russia simmered down today after it was discovered that the entire 44.6 million population of the Ukraine are actually an army of Russian spies that had infiltrated the country and slowly replaced the real population...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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