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Charles Bronson Wows at Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Funny story: Charles Bronson Wows at Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Charles Bronson, Britain's most notorious prisoner, has appeared in court by video link today, which he managed to beam to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival for his £30.00 per ticket one-man sellout show. Bronson, also known as Charles Arthur Salvador...

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Tommy Robinson Shocked at Being Jailed

Funny story: Tommy Robinson Shocked at Being Jailed

Tommy Robinson is reportedly mortified that he has actually been jailed for 13 months, a source reported today. Apparantly, Mr Robinson's understanding of his role in current society was that of an "agitant" and a "troublemaker." As such, despite...

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Tommy Robinson Band To Re-release 'I Shall Be Released'

Funny story: Tommy Robinson Band To Re-release 'I Shall Be Released'

Tommy Robinson, the founder of the English Defence League, who is currently serving a 13-month prison sentence after being found guilty of contempt of court, has reformed his seventies punk band, and will release a new single tomorrow. The Tom Rob...

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Man In Poster Looked A Bit Like Jim Ballantyne

Funny story: Man In Poster Looked A Bit Like Jim Ballantyne

A poster on the wall in a Battambang school showed an image of a man who looked a bit like Jim Ballantyne, a prison officer who another man used to work with. The other man, Moys Kenwood, 54, noticed the poster on the wall of the stairwell at the...

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Vegetarian & Muslim prisoners in UK prison released because pork is on the menu!

Funny story: Vegetarian & Muslim prisoners in UK prison released because pork is on the menu!

A luxury UK prison in Boston, UK (logical), crowned as the 'cushiest' prison in the UK, only accepts meat-eating inmates because the canteen only serves pork from local pigs, and vegetarian or Muslim inmates cannot be allowed to go hungry! The pri...

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Throw Another Chimp In The Sky

*Warning this story may contain lazy stereotypes and bad grammar. Don't judge us but we've got a little bit of a grudge against Australia* Australia is to set up it's own National Space agency to grow it's own space program. With typical Aussie se...

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Department of Corrections now requires inmates to change names

Funny story: Department of Corrections now requires inmates to change names

To make it easier to track criminals, the US Department of Corrections is now requiring that inmates adopt names that fit their crimes. While most inmates just change their surname, they are allowed to change their first name instead or adopt a pun n...

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Dead to rights - Busted, disgusted and not to be trusted!

Funny story: Dead to rights - Busted, disgusted and not to be trusted!

Among other things, I write detective mystery novels and crime thrillers so I watch a lot of true-crime series. Usually, it's a late-night thing for me and this is how I relax and unwind. After watching one or two of the likes of "Wives with Knives",...

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Venezuelan prisoners eat pasta with shit!

Funny story: Venezuelan prisoners eat pasta with shit!

It seems the South American country have changed its dietary plans for inmates locked up in their revolting prisons and have introduced a surprisingly interesting menu for their guests; pasta and shit! Venezuela are not the only country where one...

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NASA forced to reconsider colonizing new planet after aliens report violent attacks

Funny story: NASA forced to reconsider colonizing new planet after aliens report violent attacks

After restarting the NASA program that lie dormant under the Obama Administration, NASA had finally discovered a planet that was fit for human habitation. They needed volunteers to inhabit the discovered planet. As a condition for funding the project...

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Shares in prison company continue to rise

Funny story: Shares in prison company continue to rise

If you're looking for a good stock to invest in, you could do a lot worse than Alabama State Penitentiary Conglomerates. Since they have expanded their operations beyond their eponymous state, they have seen profits rise by 400% and their workforce i...

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UK Prison pigeons trained to attack drones!

Funny story: UK Prison pigeons trained to attack drones!

A new combat force of highly trained prison pigeons is to be released around the walls of all UK prisons to combat illegal drones penetrating security because "pigs cannot fly" and prison officers neither! The Pigeon force will attack drones buzzi...

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70 year old US man robs bank to escape his missus!

Funny story: 70 year old US man robs bank to escape his missus!

Mr Lawrence Ripple (Name not changed for legal reasons; this story is just so ridiculous it's true!) from Kansas, USA, decided to rob a local bank; not because he was destitute, bankrupt or just wanted to escape Trump bullshit, no! He robbed the b...

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Absoconding? Absolutely

Police in Dorset have confirmed that escaped convicted killer Jamie Frater "could be a danger to the public". Which was received with a resounding cry of "no shit dick heads". Jamie has already absconded twice from open prisons was allowed to retu...

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Prisoner at Oregon State Penitentiary helps local murderer escape

Jack Mehoff, a new prisoner at Oregon State Penitentiary, was involved with the escape of Dick Smalley, a psychopath who has killed over 46 people in Salem, Oregon. Charged for helping with an escape, he claims it was an accident, the main factor bei...

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Zombies rush Hatian jailers

Funny story: Zombies rush Hatian jailers

ARCAHATE, Haiti -- Two thousand naked Hatians forced their way past screws into the local jail here, Warden Yozambie Yomama said on the record. The interlopers were suffering from exposure, starvation, zombification, and the Clinton Foundation, a...

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Willie Nelson & VA. Gov. Should Be In Prison

Funny story: Willie Nelson & VA. Gov. Should Be In Prison

Willie Nelson was in Virginia for a concert and afterwards Governor Terry McAuliffe, who opposes marijuana legalization, visited Nelson for 10 minutes on Nelson's bus. On the table in the bus, less than 16" from where McAuffle was seated, was a 1/...

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British Government to take guns and knives away from prisoners

Funny story: British Government to take guns and knives away from prisoners

In a bold move to reduce prison violence, the British government has announced that it will be taking away guns and knives from prisoners. The policy, which will be introduced in early 2017, will mean that prisoners in UK jails will no longer be able...

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Ex-CIA John Brennan Heads Up New Militant Group

Emulating his hero Robespierre, a pissed-off Brennan leads a new faction of Contra-Deplorables. The goal is to execute via guillotine at CIA HQ all those who disagree with him.
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