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Princess Diana's corpse to feature in a fashion show

Funny story: Princess Diana's corpse to feature in a fashion show

A group of tabloid editors, gravediggers and fashion designers have banded together to provide what may be the most astonishing fashion show in history. Princess Diana's rotting body has been exhumed, fitted and measured and is ready to hit the runwa...

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Princess Diana got an official Royal Pardon for IRA bombing stuff

Funny story: Princess Diana got an official Royal Pardon for IRA bombing stuff

London - The Royal Prerogative of Messy was extended to Diana for grassing up her mates in the Libyan Semtex loop. Hundreds of tonnes of Colonel Gaddafi's explosives were regularly smuggled into Britain under the guise of the royal diplomatic bag...

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Salford man in hiding after admitting "I never met Mandela"

Funny story: Salford man in hiding after admitting "I never met Mandela"

A Salford man is currently receiving specialist counselling after voluntarily admitting "I never met Mandela". Police are asking for others in a similar position to come forward for their own protection, and so that they can be offered appropriate su...

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New probe asks if Diana knew 'Jimmy Savile stuff'

Funny story: New probe asks if Diana knew 'Jimmy Savile stuff'

London - 'Just like Jill Dando?' - A new nail in Princess Di's coffin has appeared with reports that she and Dodi might have been topped after all as many Brits still believe because she knew lots of Jimmy Savile stuff. The carefully choreographed...

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Princess Diana's head 'buried with French woman's torso' says Paris Deep Throat

Funny story: Princess Diana's head 'buried with French woman's torso' says Paris Deep Throat

France - A supergrass in a complex French fraud case who wants to cut a Prosecution deal says he has proof Princess Diana's decapitated head 'was bolted on to a French woman's torso' and buried in haste to avoid 'the horrible truth'. Paris underta...

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'Hope fading' for Princess Diana accident recovery

Funny story: 'Hope fading' for Princess Diana accident recovery

Doctors have admitted that Princess Diana is unlikely to recover from the injuries she sustained in 1997 as a result of a car crash in Paris. Medical expertise suggests that, even if she did make significant progress, she would still be unable to le...

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Princess Diana Honoured By Posthumous Awards

Funny story: Princess Diana Honoured By Posthumous Awards

As the fifteenth anniversary of Princess Diana's death creeps up on us, there is little or no mention of her in even the tabloid press, as the media spotlight seems firmly focussed on whether Stephen Hawking wins gold in the Paralympics high diving e...

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Bwahaha! Diana's ghost is stalking me wails the Queen

Funny story: Bwahaha! Diana's ghost is stalking me wails the Queen

London - Someone has told her that Friday's 15th anniversary of Princess Diana's death 'will be a double whammy' in royal RIP terms. And that the day's Full Moon is a portent of HM's own demise. "Bloody stuff and nonsense if you ask me," Prince...

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Huge sinkhole suddenly swallows up Diana burial island

Funny story: Huge sinkhole suddenly swallows up Diana burial island

Northamptonshire - "Sounded like someone flushing a gigantic bog," one of the Althorp House groundsmen said today as news of the disaster broke. Witnesses described how the burial island 'went down the plug hole' as a downpour wiped out the Prince...

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National Gallery spoofed with £95 million 'fake' Titians

Funny story: National Gallery spoofed with £95 million 'fake' Titians

London - Their £95 million acquisition of 'Princess Diana In Acton' and a companion picture 'Princess Di And Callista Gingrich' has wowed the art world. Curatorial sources at the Gallery said today it's saved the masterpieces from spoofing 'some d...

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Kate apes Diana in black evening dress disaster

Funny story: Kate apes Diana in black evening dress disaster

London - It sent a chilling blast-from-the-past as Kate swept in on William's arm to a Red Top paper's party last night in a Diana copycat frock circa 1981. All eyes were on the cleavage, of course, which 34D Diana had amply filled despite 'totall...

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'Sir Richard Branson's Ghost Train Roller-Coaster Ride Of Terror' To Open Near Sandy Balls

Funny story: 'Sir Richard Branson's Ghost Train Roller-Coaster Ride Of Terror' To Open Near Sandy Balls

Sir Richard Branson has bounced back again from the depths of adversity, following his recent disappointment, as his plans for 'The People's Princess of Hearts and Landmines' Giant Sir Richard Branson Log Flume Ride' in conjunction with the Princess...

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Princess Diana Memorial Fountain Extension Unlikely To Be Completed In Time For Olympics

Funny story: Princess Diana Memorial Fountain Extension Unlikely To Be Completed In Time For Olympics

MARYLEBONE - LONDON:- Engineers engaged in the construction of the controversial Princess Diana Memorial Fountain extension, today admitted that the project is unlikely to be completed in time for the 2012 London Olympic Games. The original plans...

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Diana memorial seance spells out arrangements for Queen's RIP

Funny story: Diana memorial seance spells out arrangements for Queen's RIP

Scotland - A ouija board session at Balmoral Castle has thrown up a mysterious hexoplasm prediction from the late Princess' bulimic ghost. Excreted by Crathie medium Mrs 'Nessie' Doris-Pokes the gauze-like substance shocked assembled royals with i...

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Chinese In Bid To Buy Royal Family

Funny story: Chinese In Bid To Buy Royal Family

[AP, Chipping Sodbury] It was revealed today that a Chinese investment consortium is attempting to buy the British Royal Family. Wun Hung Lo, acquisitions representative for the Happy Lucky Investment Company number 4 based in Long Dong province of n...

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Diana At 50: new pics published on iconic birthday!

Funny story: Diana At 50: new pics published on iconic birthday!

London - Daily Sickbag pics of the Princess have appeared showing some digitally enhanced remains buried at Althorp. The accompanying news feature probes Diana's likely innermost psyche to reveal her 'delight' at new daughter-in-law Kate. The t...

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July 1st solar eclipse will bring down Hong Kong astrologers warn Wen Jiabao

Funny story: July 1st solar eclipse will bring down Hong Kong astrologers warn Wen Jiabao

London - Visiting Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao took the announcement 'on the chin' as British astrologers issued their warning at crunchtime today. The gung-ho PM has steadfastly stonewalled on years of Hellfire Club, Triad gangster and Pyongyang co...

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Graphologists reckon Kate is nuts

Funny story: Graphologists reckon Kate is nuts

London - 'Borderline fruitcake with delusions of grandeur' and 'marginally less loopy than Princess Diana'. That's one handwriting expert's analysis of the Middleton scrawl following a sneak preview of her Prenup Agreement signature published toda...

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