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Queen is Already Working on Excuse to Miss Trump Visit

Funny story: Queen is Already Working on Excuse to Miss Trump Visit

Buckingham Palace, London It was announced that the Queen would be accompanying Prince Philip to get a secret medical treatment in a secret location at the time that Trump will be having his state visit. When it was asked how they could know they...

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Palace Bans Prince Philip Dead Pool Entries

Funny story: Palace Bans Prince Philip Dead Pool Entries

In an unusual move Buckingham Palace has banned the UK from adding Prince Philip to any dead pools around the country. Following his recent appearance at the Royal Wedding of Harry and Meghan, where he looked like he needed a decent taxidermist ra...

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Former Duchess Sarah Ferguson Will Be Given Wedding Invitation to Harry's Wedding if She Promises to Stop Tweeting

Funny story: Former Duchess Sarah Ferguson Will Be Given Wedding Invitation to Harry's Wedding if She Promises to Stop Tweeting

Buckingam Palace The former wife of Prince Andrew, Sarah Ferguson, signed an agreement today with Buckingham Palace regarding the conditions she agrees to follow if allowed to attend royal weddings. The first point was that Sarah must avoid Prince...

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Official Retirement Age Upped to 95 in the US

Funny story: Official Retirement Age Upped to 95 in the US

It happened shortly after Prince Philip announced his impending retirement. Members of the U.S. Congress, eager to extend their own gravy train and justify that extension as totally normal, were eager to vote this into law. "I'm all for it," said...

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Prince Philip is Retiring Just in Time to Avoid Trump Visit

Funny story: Prince Philip is Retiring Just in Time to Avoid Trump Visit

London, England Prince Philip's retirement from royal appearances comes as no surprise to many. It is widely accepted that the Prince Consort retired to avoid any unpleasant meetings in the future, especially now that the Trump family has threatened...

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Prince Philip to enter semi-retirement and will limit racist comments to one per day

Funny story: Prince Philip to enter semi-retirement and will limit racist comments to one per day

For years, the ageing Prince Philip has been a beacon of bigotry at the head of the British Royal Family. Now at the age of 95, he has decided that the time has come for him to take it easy, and as a result, he will only make one racially offensive c...

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Trump Offers to Swap White House for One of Queen's Castles

Funny story: Trump Offers to Swap White House for One of Queen's Castles

Washington, DC President Trump gave Queen Elizabeth a call this weekend to ask her what Brexit means. In the course of the conversation, Trump remarked that his wife, Melania the First Lady, did not care for the White House and had only been there on...

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Prince Philip to give Donald Trump guidance

Funny story: Prince Philip to give Donald Trump guidance

Prolific dropper of faux pas, Prince Philip will be giving the young whipper-snapper Donald Trump lessons in how to offend the most people in the shortest amount of time, it has been revealed. Famed through-out the world for being culturally cluel...

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The Queen has a cold.

Funny story: The Queen has a cold.

The News. December 21st 2016. The Queen, 90, has a cold and her Christmas visit to Sandringham has been delayed. Prince Philip, 95, has a cold and his Christmas visit to Sandringham has been delayed. Doris Hodgkins, 91, has a cold and will...

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Prince Philip Still a Part-Time God

Funny story: Prince Philip Still a Part-Time God

Vanatu Many people don't realize that the Kastom people that are around Yaohnanen village, on the southern island of Tanna, in the island nation of Vanuatu, belong to a cargo cult devoted to Prince Philip! While most people see him as just an or...

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George W. Bush to Visit Great Britain, Asks Queen to Use Her Castles

Funny story: George W. Bush to Visit Great Britain, Asks Queen to Use Her Castles

London, England George W. Bush, disgraced former President of the United States, called the Queen to see if he and his wife Laura could get some free rooms in one of the Queen's castles. Prince Philip answered and set the phone down to get the Queen.

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Queen Spots Rafael Nadal

Funny story: Queen Spots Rafael Nadal

While flipping through the April issue of GQ, (Gentleman's Quarterly) Queen Elizabeth reportedly came to a screeching stop and was heard to whistle, "Hail Mary! Who's the suit?" Then added, "He looks familiar. But he's wearing clothes. Strange, I do...

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Prince Philip Asks Prince Harry to Become New Prince Consort

Funny story: Prince Philip Asks Prince Harry to Become New Prince Consort

London, UK In a story leaked by a reliable source, it is reported that Prince Philip is unable to keep up with the Queen and he knows that, since the Queen is even stronger than her mother was, she will probably remain at work for at least another 20...

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Prince Phillip photographed naked with 3 legged donkeys

Prominent London Paparazzo Phil Malonglens has scooped sensational photographs of HRH Prince Phillip (no relation) in a compromising position with two 3-legged donkeys in a shed in the seaside town of Blackpool, UK. Malonglens commented. "I got a...

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"Queen Not A Nazi," Says Unconvincing Palace Spokesman

Funny story: "Queen Not A Nazi," Says Unconvincing Palace Spokesman

After The Sun newspaper published footage of our beloved monarch giving what appears to be a Nazi salute, Buckingham Palace officials have been quick to deny rumours her majesty was a Nazi sympathiser or even a member of the Hitler Youth. In the g...

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Prince Philip succumbs to mad cow disease

Funny story: Prince Philip succumbs to mad cow disease

London - A trail of steaming cow pats around Buckingham Palace has been traced to Prince Philip on his 94th birthday. The bonkers consort of Elizardbirth Vagina has long been suspected of disseminating bovine spongiform encephalitis and other farm...

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Duke Of Edinburgh Latest Faux Pas - "Greek Economy Is All Greek To Me"

Funny story: Duke Of Edinburgh Latest Faux Pas - "Greek Economy Is All Greek To Me"

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh speaking at the opening of a new Greek themed hypermarket, caused much amusement yesterday, when he pulled out what appeared to be a crumpled script from his pocket and read out the following list, apparently not real...

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Tombs Disturbed Near Buckingham Palace - "Psycho" Spotted At Nearby Motel

Funny story: Tombs Disturbed Near Buckingham Palace - "Psycho" Spotted At Nearby Motel

Investigations by Prince Philip and a rapid response palace Beefeater team yesterday confirmed rumours that Prince Charles, a great fan of the late Alfred Hitchcock's "Psycho" movie and with a notoriously unusual taste in women, (shunning attractive...

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