To the Editor: I am an adult male in my thirties, ok, forties, in great shape. A family man. Hardworking. Loyal. I don't drink or gamble or smoke. Not even pot. But I have a secret.
I am addicted to Pop-Tarts. Strawberry, never frosted, sometimes chocolate, frosted, and occasionally, around Christmas, frosted brown sugar.
There, I said it, aloud, although anonymously. Can the voi...
NEVADA-In what is already being hailed around the world as the find of the century, a team of archaeologists in Nevada have discovered the previously believed-to-be-extinct flavor of French Toast Pop-Tarts on a local grocery store shelf.
Battle Creek, MI - After years and years of putting up with entertainment columnists calling singers such as Britney Spears and Madonna "pop tarts," the makers of the snack food of the same name has finally decided enough is enough and is changing th...
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