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Funny story: Police issued new cars on Humberside! Fairground dodgem cars take over from Pandas!

Police issued new cars on Humberside! Fairground dodgem cars take over from Pandas!

The Humberside police force have been issued with a new fleet of open-top cars called Dodgems! Originally, the cars were only seen at fairgrounds all over the country. Police on Humberside have been trying out their latest fleet of vehicles at fai...
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Funny story: Police Shoot, Kill, Nude Pregnant Woman

Police Shoot, Kill, Nude Pregnant Woman

An uneasy feeling permeated the squad room as half a dozen or so officers waited for Chief Backoff's appearance. They knew the Chief's reprimand would be harsh, biting and very personal. After all, the shooting of a nude woman had never occurred here before. And two of the three cops who pulled the triggers were in the room. Abruptly the squad room door banged open and Chief Backoff barreled i...
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Funny story: Early on, Planet Earth looked like a giant jelly doughnut, scientists theorize

Early on, Planet Earth looked like a giant jelly doughnut, scientists theorize

The latest in science news theorizes that the earth was originally a Synestia - it took on a giant jelly doughnut shape early in its history, about 4.5 billion years ago. Some scientists believe the earth was originally a blob of mostly vaporized...
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Funny story: New robot invented to help stop certain racially-motivated attacks

New robot invented to help stop certain racially-motivated attacks

Spottedville officials have had enough of a sudden increase in specific racially-motivated crimes. According to Mayor Jenny Smith, "You usually don't hear much about anti-white racism, and it isn't politically correct to mention it. We had to do...
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Funny story: Schmidt & Weissen to produce bidirectional pistol

Schmidt & Weissen to produce bidirectional pistol

Schmidt & Weissen, a major gun manufacturer in the US, is developing a bidirectional pistol. Paul Gant of Schmidt & Weissen says, "This is the only gun I'd recommend to scumbags and known gang members." The police have mixed feelings about...
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Funny story: Gideon Strikes Back!

Gideon Strikes Back!

George Osborne has called Teresa may "a dead woman walking" after her election cock up. Unsurprisingly coming from the mouth of a man who we believe has been dead for some time and merely jumps his consciousness into recently deceased bodies. Look in...
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Funny story: Police, Rescue Respond to Unusual Kidnapping

Police, Rescue Respond to Unusual Kidnapping

Denver, CO [PP] -- Police and paramedics responded to what had to be their most unusual kidnapping case. A man who had not opened his refrigerator door in more than two years had the shock of his life. When he finally got around to opening the refrig...
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Funny story: Police baffled at the occurrence of spots all over town

Police baffled at the occurrence of spots all over town

Squaresville police are trying to figure out the meaning of what looks like a new form of vandalism throughout their town. Nearly everything is getting covered with spots. This was first discovered when police officers started getting calls about the...
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Funny story: Australian police dog sacked because he was too soft!

Australian police dog sacked because he was too soft!

The world of canines wanting to become police dogs in Australia is tough as the case of Gavel, a Queensland German Shepard proves; he got the boot for being too soft! Gavel went through all the training required, but during certain exercises, he w...
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Funny story: White Police Officer Almost Doesn't Shoot Handcuffed Unarmed Black Man

White Police Officer Almost Doesn't Shoot Handcuffed Unarmed Black Man

A Georgia state law enforcement officer was commended for following procedure during a routine traffic stop that nearly turned tragic earlier this week. Deputy Jason Hancock continued police department tradition of shooting unarmed black men, but...
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Funny story: Cop Angered By Krispy Kreme Box

Cop Angered By Krispy Kreme Box

An unnamed, unidentified police officer has claimed in a blog post online that his box of donuts from Krispy Kreme were graffitied when he received them with the phrase, "Black Lives Matter." The alleged incident occurred in New Smyrna, Georgia, a...
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Funny story: Left Wingers To Help NRA & Gun Makers

Left Wingers To Help NRA & Gun Makers

CHICAGO TRIBUNE AP -- Since the November election gun sales, which more than doubled under Obama, have been dropping sharply, because of lessened fears that the government will take away the assault rifles and other armaments we need to protect...
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Funny story: Killer Sock Puppets: The Return

Killer Sock Puppets: The Return

An update in the horrific Sock Puppet Terrorisation (SPT) craze that has been sweeping two coastal towns. Police raided an address in Aldbourgh last night and confiscated over £50 in sock puppet making technology. No one was at the property but offic...
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Funny story: Philadelphia Fraternal Order of Police Head Clarifies "Clinton Blew Us Off" Comment As Reason For Trump Endorsement

Philadelphia Fraternal Order of Police Head Clarifies "Clinton Blew Us Off" Comment As Reason For Trump Endorsement

Philadelphia - One day after announcing that his union was endorsing Republican nominee Donald Trump for President of the United States, John McNesby, the President of the Philadelphia Fraternal Order of Police backtracked on his comment that Democr...
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Funny story: It's Ok To Have Cocaine on Coca-Drink Property

It's Ok To Have Cocaine on Coca-Drink Property

Cocaine with a street value of up to $42 million was discovered at a Coca-Drink factory in Macon, GA. The Coca-Drink factory in Macon produces concentrates for various drinks. Workers opened a shipment of bottled orange juice concentrate but fou...
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Funny story: Sting Joins Real Police In South Yorkshire

Sting Joins Real Police In South Yorkshire

World renowned musician Sting has embarked on his latest career with the South Yorkshire Police Force. His real name is Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner, no surprise then that he goes by Sting in his public career. Though his name tag on his police uniform says Sumner, Officer Thomas is what he likes to be called now. Officer Thomas sat down with this reporter to talk about the latest phase in his...
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Funny story: Batman's Ginger Body Blow

Batman's Ginger Body Blow

Trouble was brewing in downtown Reading today after ginger activists stormed an independent comic book store demanding that "Batman's true colours be shown in the comic strip." The chromosome 16 challenged mob charged the building and took several...
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Funny story: Midlands Muslim Mixup

Midlands Muslim Mixup

A Muslim woman was stopped at Doncaster airport yesterday after she was spotted reading a book of firsthand accounts from the Syrian conflict. Faizah Saheen was pulled aside into a separated area and questioned on why she was interested in the materi...
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Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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