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Parachutist on budget airline flight attempts to open door mid-air!

Funny story: Parachutist on budget airline flight attempts to open door mid-air!

On a budget airline flight from Poland to the UK (not the one from Ireland!), a man wearing a parachute (rather unusual?) plonked himself in front of the emergency exit ready for a jump. During the flight, luckily, a stewardess observed the strang...

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Poland Realizes Only Hot Tourist Spot Is Both German Made And A Concentration Camp

Funny story: Poland Realizes Only Hot Tourist Spot Is Both German Made And A Concentration Camp

During efforts in modernizing the nation for travelers, Poland just realized that their number one tourist destination is both German made and a concentration camp. The statement came during an announcement from Poland's Ministry of Sport and Tourism...

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NATO chief insists 'it was just a quickie' despite Minister's 'We Gave America A Blowjob' quip

Funny story: NATO chief insists 'it was just a quickie' despite Minister's 'We Gave America A Blowjob' quip

Warsaw - The head of NATO said today a Polish foreign minister's fellatio rant about pleasuring America reminds him of a joke he'd read on the internet. Secretary General of the North Atlantic Trick-or-Treaty Organization Anders Fogh Rasmussen l...

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Two Women Walk From Warsaw, Poland To The Winter Olympics In Sochi, Russia

Funny story: Two Women Walk From Warsaw, Poland To The Winter Olympics In Sochi, Russia

WARSAW, Poland - The distance from Warsaw, Poland to Sochi, Russia is 1,299 miles. Two Polish women identified as Madga Krakzyn, 43, and Filomena Ripolski, 41, decided to walk the entire distance from their homes in Warsaw to the Sochi Olympics.

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Random Acts of Football (Part 1) Poland v England

Funny story: Random Acts of Football (Part 1) Poland v England

The England v Poland World Cup qualifying match was postponed on Tuesday October 16th after heavy rain. The Stadium, purpose built for the Euro 2012 tournament held in Poland and Ukraine during the summer, has a roof but never used it. The match was rearranged for 4pm the following day, ending in a 1-1 draw. One match at Euro 2012, between co-hosts Ukraine and France, was suspended due to heavy...

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Romney flees Poland: "How many Polacks does it take to…"

Presidential candidate Mitt Romney had hoped for better after his disastrous trip to the UK. He visited Poland yesterday and addressed the crowd at the airport with the following: "How many Polacks does it take to…?" The Associated Press is repo...

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Euro 2012: Germany refuse to give Greece credit

Funny story: Euro 2012: Germany refuse to give Greece credit

Germany coach Joachim Low today stoked the fire in the hotly anticipated quarter-final clash with underdogs Greece by refusing to give them credit for getting to the knock-out stages. Low explained his comments at a press conference today "We were...

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Russia to invade Poland if they lose!

Funny story: Russia to invade Poland if they lose!

Russian footy thugs, hooligans, racists, piss artists and some decent supporters (not many though) are marching through the streets of Warsaw, POLAND (!) tonight in a show of strength, Big Brother is watching and over the top national pride. They...

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UEFA tournament gets off to a fine start on day three

Funny story: UEFA tournament gets off to a fine start on day three

The third day of the UEFA 2010 competition got off to a fine start in Poland today. With up to 22 men and a referee on the pitch at the same time, many of them were seen to be enjoying themselves kicking a football from one end of the field to the...

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Wisla And Cracovia Ultras Flatly Deny Racist Allegations

Funny story: Wisla And Cracovia Ultras Flatly Deny Racist Allegations

Krakow, Poland - Football fans from both Cracovia and Wisla Ultras groups made the unprecedented step of standing shoulder to shoulder in a conference room at the Swastaki Hotel, here today, in order to deny allegations of racism levelled at Polish f...

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Flowing Fucking Tempest!

For ten years now Flowing Tempest have toured the world and everywhere else. We at Back and to the Left music news caught up with the lead singer Alex Hall. So Alex long time no see in England what you been up to? Shit have we started? Yes, so how's things been going? When did we start? You haven't recorded me shouting at the Polish guy have you? No Good because it would put me...

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Bang, and the twerp is gone! Polish prosecutor's 'suicide' bid flops

Funny story: Bang, and the twerp is gone! Polish prosecutor's 'suicide' bid flops

Poznan - A Polish military prosecutor is said to be recovering well amid early reports 'he shot himself in the foot' after a news conference. Colonel Mikolaj Przybyl took a 'comfort break' after telling reporters the reputation of the Polish armed...

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Paranoid Polish numerology nutz close Egyptian Pyramids in 11/11/11 scare

Funny story: Paranoid Polish numerology nutz close Egyptian Pyramids in 11/11/11 scare

Giza - Crystal-rattling numerologists from Dar Swiatowida (Global Psychic Vision) have freaked out Egyptian antiquities curators into closing the Great Pyramid on Armistice Day. The Polish quartz cabal had applied to the Supreme Council of Antiqui...

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England Drawn With Poland In World Cup Qualifying Group

Funny story: England Drawn With Poland In World Cup Qualifying Group

In an unprecedented move, the FA are expected to field a team of naturalised Poles to represent England in the upcoming World Cup qualifying round against Poland. The move comes as English born players, heavily criticised in the press for their ex...

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Obama Reaffirms Ties With Poland

Funny story: Obama Reaffirms Ties With Poland

US President Barack Obama has ended his shirt European tour with a visit to Poland. Obama went to visit his ancestral home in Slomnaki, just outside Krakow in the South of the country. The President's first port of call was to the local pub where...

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Sun's Polish Election Crisis

Funny story: Sun's Polish Election Crisis

The 'Sun' is in crisis over the forthcoming Polish elections. The two front runners have names that the BBC and Sky News have been unable to pronounce: Ygmuz Rtnzxphdski and Pbsknw Lwimwqaski. In an effort to assist Sun readers the editor decided...

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Poland Christens Its Newest Submarine - The PS Wikileaks

Funny story: Poland Christens Its Newest Submarine - The PS Wikileaks

GDYNIA, Poland - Polish President Bronislaw Komorowski and Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk have just christened the newest edition to the Polish navy. The vessel is a type PP-9 ethanol powered submarine which has been christened the PS Wikileaks...

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Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and then UK can compete on the world stage!

Funny story: Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and then UK can compete on the world stage!

Policy Think Tank, London: High house prices are a blight on this country. How can the UK compete in global markets if everyone needs high wages just to put a roof over their head? Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and we can all start...

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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