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Plastic eating caterpillars replace garbage men!

Funny story: Plastic eating caterpillars replace garbage men!

Scientists have discovered a way to remove all plastic and other garbage from the face of the planet by unleashing a "plastic gorging caterpillar" to do the filthy jobs refuse companies and governments have failed miserably to do. Instead of the g...

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Plastic Bag Pregnancy

Funny story: Plastic Bag Pregnancy

Plastic bag use has dropped in the UK after the 5p charge was brought in. Bag use has dropped by 6 billion causing environmental campaigners everywhere to celebrate by having polystyrene based bonfires. But a different side to the decrease of pla...

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Dyson invents bagless bags

Funny story: Dyson invents bagless bags

Plastic grocery bags will soon be a thing of the past as the innovative British inventor, James Dyson has patented a bagless grocery bag. The bagless is a centrifugal force based superconducting gravity magnet which works by controlling gravity t...

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Cameron Wants Total EU Ban On Plastic Bags - Gas Companies Behind It Claims Ex-Minister!

Funny story: Cameron Wants Total EU Ban On Plastic Bags - Gas Companies Behind It Claims Ex-Minister!

Due to the worsening economic situation, mainly in Britain but also affecting some other parts of Europe, David Cameron is to urge Brussels to ban totally the use of plastic bags throughout the European Union. Speaking by telephone from one of his...

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EU Plans Assault on Autoerotic Asphyxia, Plans Ban on Plastic Bags in UK; Practitioners Flee to Thailand to Hang Around!

Funny story: EU Plans Assault on Autoerotic Asphyxia, Plans Ban on Plastic Bags in UK; Practitioners Flee to Thailand to Hang Around!

In a sweeping plan to ban plastic bags which have left Brits Breathless, the European Union is taking the first step to shut down deviate sex practices which they say affect the Health & Safety of the British Public. Plastic bags , since inven...

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Safe Carrier Bags

Funny story: Safe Carrier Bags

The long awaited solution to the global problem of recycling carrier bags has finally been found. A new polymer, Methyl-di-butanoazate, added to the pre mix granules for the production of polythene will allow all polythene carrier bags to be reused f...

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Baltimore Allows Plastic Bags, Bans Garbage

Funny story: Baltimore Allows Plastic Bags, Bans Garbage

Baltimore MD: The Baltimore City Council, by a vote of 13 to 1, today banned ugly looking garbage in the city. Severe fines will be levied on those residents who leave unsightly garbage strewn around their property. However, the council allowed plast...

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Baltimore Not to Ban Plastic Bags, Considers a DNA Data Base

Funny story: Baltimore Not to Ban Plastic Bags, Considers a DNA Data Base

Baltimore MD: The Baltimore City Council had considered a resolution to ban the use of plastic supermarket bags. Activists had proposed substitutes, such as paper bags, reusing existing bags or a city tax of five cents per plastic bag. Bowing to...

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Wales Ban Plastic Bags

Funny story: Wales Ban Plastic Bags

With news that Climate Change may destroy civilisation, and that rising oil prices may destroy civilisation and the credit crunch may destroy civilisation, the National Assembly of Wales said, after prayers, that it would tackle plastic bags first.

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Baltimore to Ban Plastic Bags

Funny story: Baltimore to Ban Plastic Bags

The Baltimore MD City Council is considering a resolution to ban the use of plastic supermarket bags and condoms. Suitable substitutes, such as paper bags, reusable bags or existing bags have been proposed. The Baltimore Bag Ladies Association and...

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Liverpool Man Attacked By Plastic Bags

Funny story: Liverpool Man Attacked By Plastic Bags

A man in Liverpool is recovering in hospital this morning, after suffering what is thought to be Great Britain's first recorded incidence of a sustained and unprovoked attack by plastic b...

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16 Trillion Troublesome Plastic Bags To Be Launched Into Outer Space

Funny story: 16 Trillion Troublesome Plastic Bags To Be Launched Into Outer Space

An environmental group has said that it intends to launch more than 16 trillion plastic bags into space in a bid to halt the enormous effect on global warming and climate change that...

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Porn Lawyer Seeks to Expand Show-Biz Career

Fresh off countless CNN appearances, creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti has sued Marvel Comics, demanding to be taken on as their latest super-hero -- Rabid-Ranting-Rodent-Esquire-Dude.
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