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Being a numeric genius has its advantages, and unfortunately, too, its disadvantages

Funny story: Being a numeric genius has its advantages, and unfortunately, too, its disadvantages

Jarred T. Thistlewind was always the last person to show up for the party. He was also the last guy to show up for work, and to stand idly by at the bus stop on the corner of Courier Street and Phelps Avenue on his way to work, and he was even two weeks late to wish his wife of seven years a "Happy Anniversary" greeting on April 8, along with a bottle of Pinot noir, which they always drank in bed...

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Trump Vows To Ban Arabic Numerals In Case They Have ISIS Sleeper Cell Ties

Funny story: Trump Vows To Ban Arabic Numerals In Case They Have ISIS Sleeper Cell Ties

In anther appeal to anti-Islamic sentiment republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has stated that he intends to rid the country of Arabic numerals for security reasons. During one of his narcissistic tirades in the middle of a campaign spee...

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People have a favourite number

Funny story: People have a favourite number

With most of the important subjects having been covered a PhD student in Manchester has researched the inclination of people to have a favourite number, and see it wherever they go. "My doctorate is in people's predilection for seeing their favour...

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Alcohol Makes You Lose Brain Cells? Not According To Idiot/Savant!

Funny story: Alcohol Makes You Lose Brain Cells? Not According To Idiot/Savant!

Everybody's alarmed at the recent report that "Alcohol Destroys Brain Cells". Of course, I tell them we only use ten percent of our brain anyway according to those same people, right? So I read about how many brain cells we have to lose and it's...

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Losing Control? There's an app for that

Funny story: Losing Control? There's an app for that

Anger issues have plagued many people over the years, but now there is a solution. The iControl app from My Way Apps can be downloaded to defuse those annoying situations. "Many is the time that I've been stood in a queue at the Cheese Wheeze, or...

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Vague Numbering System to be taught in high school maths

Funny story: Vague Numbering System to be taught in high school maths

In a move that indicates that mathematics is keeping up with the modern world, the Vague Numbering system is to be taught in maths at high schools across Britain. "Basically," said Juan Tuthre, head of Modern Maths at Oxford's Queen College, "Vagu...

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Ooops! IP version 6 may not be big enough!

Funny story: Ooops! IP version 6 may not be big enough!

Concern is growing in the scientific and computing communities that the addressing scheme for Internet Protocol version 6 may not big enough. IP addresses are the unique identifiers assigned to networked devices. They are used to reference each individual connection to the Internet. IP version 6 is due to replace the current system, IP version 4, due to the lack of available addresses. When...

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Horror: One Hundred And Eighty Is Easier To Write As 180

Funny story: Horror: One Hundred And Eighty Is Easier To Write As 180

As a spoofer reached his one hundred and eightieth story, it occurred to him to write 180 instead. Nick Hobbs, spoofer of spoofs, had been awaiting a story of some substance when he realised spoof number one hundred and eighty had crept up on him...

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Three is a magic number

Funny story: Three is a magic number

John J.Jones just loves the number three he thinks its a magic number. John was born 3/3/33 he lives now at an address in Three Crosses near Swansea in Wales and his house number is number three. For years, John has researched the amazing things about the number three for example: Three Wise Men visited Jesus, The English King Richard The Lion Heart chose as his armorial bearing a shield wi...

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Anger and the 'bad' number

Funny story: Anger and the 'bad' number

Why am I angry? If you ask yourself this question, have a think - could you have recently been exposed to the 'bad' number? Remember when Sudoku was all the rage a few years back? Notice now how it's all not the rage? In 2005 a government research team found that people who played excessive Sudoku on their morning train commute were subjected to prolonged exposure to the 'bad' number;...

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New Dictionary To Include Numbers As Well

Funny story: New Dictionary To Include Numbers As Well

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - Mearriam-Webster Books Incorporated has announced that the new 2010 editions of their best-selling dictionary will include a complete list of numbers, from 1 to 100,000 featured in the edition. "You can imagine how t...

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Boring Man Bores Everybody With Another Boring Speech

Funny story: Boring Man Bores Everybody With Another Boring Speech

The world's most boring man, Kevin Brown has once again talked a load of complete bollocks to delegates at the 75th annual accountants awards.

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Gibson announces "Day of the Decider"

Funny story: Gibson announces "Day of the Decider"

Mel gibson is no stranger to controversy. His "Passion of the Christ" titillated the sacred sensitivities of the S and M subcult of contemporary corporate Christianity's core. And they turned out in astonishing numbers. A squeamish libe...

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Nortel Still Can Not Release Financial Results.

Funny story: Nortel Still Can Not Release Financial Results.

OTTAWA - Nortel Networks is still not able to release reliable financial results for last year, or the first quarter of this year. Canada's largest technology company says it still cannot say when those numbers will be disclosed. However, the co...

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Bush unveils new Iraqi strategy, praises himself

Funny story: Bush unveils new Iraqi strategy, praises himself

With poll numbers reaching historic lows, President Bush struck back yesterday unveiling the new Iraqi strategy.

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The puzzle of teenagers and sex

New statistics released this week in the UK reveal that the numbers of teenagers shagging and getting up the duff remains as high as it ever was. According to National Statistics Office figures, the rate of teenage pregnancies has not changed much si...

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Freephone Numbers Are The New Sex Chatlines

Bernard Blunt, a sad loner, boasted to his mates about a whole new world that had opened up for him.

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