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In a Kingdom Long Ago . . .

Funny story: In a Kingdom Long Ago . . .

In a kingdom long ago (OK, maybe not so long ago), there lived, in a thousand villages in the demesne, a happy and peaceful people who sent their children off to school each day, secure in the knowledge that their children were receiving the best education that a developed and tight-fisted kingdom could afford. A few decades back (in this kingdom, remember, somewhat long ago), there arose, amon...

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Trump and NRA solve problem of school shootings

President Trump and the National Rifle Association announced at a joint news conference that together they would urge Congress to appropriate $12,800,000,000 to provide every student in the country with a ballistic vest. "It's a win-win situation,...

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Waffle House Shooting Hero Hoped For Free Waffle

Funny story: Waffle House Shooting Hero Hoped For Free Waffle

The hero of the latest US Gun Outrage (USGO) in Nashville, Tennessee yesterday says he acted in the way that he did, because he hoped he might be given a free waffle. Heroic James Shaw Jr., 29, wrestled the naked gunman, Travis Reinking - mysterio...

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YouTube Gunwoman Was Pretty Angry About Something

Funny story: YouTube Gunwoman Was Pretty Angry About Something

The Northern California head office of YouTube was itself in the news yesterday, after being stormed by a gunwoman who wounded at least three people when she fired several shots out of a gun she was carrying. The gunwoman later gunned herself to d...

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The Supreme Court Verdict Is In - Guns Are People

Funny story: The Supreme Court Verdict Is In - Guns Are People

In a land mark ruling, the Supreme Court has declared that “Guns are people too.”. Building upon the famous Citizens United vote that made corporations people and thereby gave them unprecedented power and influence in America, gun lobbyists hope t...

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Teenage Protesters' Plot to Take Over NRA Revealed

Washington, D. C. - Not all the activity at the teenage march on Washington for "common sense" gun control was aimed at convincing legislators to enact tougher and effective laws that might prevent another Parkland tragedy. At high level, secret meet...

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The NRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts With More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics.

Funny story: The NRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts With More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics.

The National Rifle Association, under intense pressure to not lose the control they have over American politics, has embarked on a new propaganda relations campaign designed to keep naive Americans under their psychic spell and their intimidation thu...

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The Drone Report- We Listen In On The NRA Making Their Most Recent Battle Plans.

Funny story: The Drone Report- We Listen In On The NRA Making Their Most Recent Battle Plans.

Prelude- Freed Industrial, a sub-section of the vast Rfreed communications network, has just developed a special 'spy drone' capable of infiltrating anywhere and everywhere and recording visual and audio data for our columns. Here is one of the frui...

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NRA Sues Florida

In yet another brazen display of sticking your tongue in a plug socket insanity, the NRA have decided to sue the state of Florida for enacting limited gun control laws. Apparently the NRA won’t be happy until six year olds can buy automatic weapons s...

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NRA - National Rat Association

The NRA has finally flipped and released a video informing “every lying member of the media, to every Hollywood phoney, to the role model athletes” that their time is “running out”. With the threats emanating from an association whose revel gleef...

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US Teacher Held After Weapon Discharged In Classroom

Funny story: US Teacher Held After Weapon Discharged In Classroom

A schoolteacher was under arrest this morning after a weapon was discharged in a classroom where he was teaching students, it has been reported. Ronald Lumpkin, 45, a cookery teacher at Dingbat High School outside of Atlanta, Georgia, was taken to...

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President Bone Spurs to Save Children from Active Shooters

Funny story: President Bone Spurs to Save Children from Active Shooters

Washington, D.C. - In the aftermath of yet another mass shooting, President Donald Trump, nicknamed President Bone Spurs (B.S. for short), has pledged that if he is near a school with an active shooter, he will personally walk in to save the student...

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NRA Puts Flag At Half Mast For AR-15 Cut In Half By Gun Owner

In a sense of tragic loss and deep empathy, NRA Headquarters and local affiliate branches have lowered their flags to half mast in honor of an AR-15 assault rifle that was horrifyingly cut in half and destroyed by its owner. Scott Pappalardo, disg...

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NRA Demands Funding Cuts to Mental Hospitals

Funny story: NRA Demands Funding Cuts to Mental Hospitals

In a televised appearance Friday morning, NRA spokestwit Dick Shuter demanded that the U.S. federal and state governments immediately stop funding psychiatric facilities across the country, and also stop supplying mental patients with free anti-psych...

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In America All Politicians Know How To Put On The Sad Face When They Offer Their "Thoughts And Prayers" After A Mass Shooting.

Funny story: In America All Politicians Know How To Put On The Sad Face When They Offer Their "Thoughts And Prayers" After A Mass Shooting.

The long overused but handy expression used by countless soulless politicians and supposed sympathizers when trying to gloss over a tragedy so that they could get back to their money making and power grabbing duties has run its course. The public at...

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Psychopath From a Country With Strict Gun Control Wonders Why He Can't Shoot Anyone

Funny story: Psychopath From a Country With Strict Gun Control Wonders Why He Can't Shoot Anyone

In the light of recent events in Texas, psychopaths from around the world, especially from the countries where guns are strictly regulated, have started wondering if they will ever have a chance to shoot someone. Our correspondent had an opportunity...

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Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares

Funny story: Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares

In a surprising and eloquent speech before the media today President Select Trump offered new and unexpected opinions on the horrific mass shooting that shocked Texas and the world on Sunday. Going against the major part of his constituents he sai...

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Difficult to See How Las Vegas Massacre Could Have Been Avoided

Funny story: Difficult to See How Las Vegas Massacre Could Have Been Avoided

Republicans sifting through the stack of legally purchased guns that Stephen Paddock brought into his bedroom, half of which he'd converted into simulated automatic weapons, are at a loss to see how the massacre that killed 58 innocent people could h...

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Breaking news…

National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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