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In America All Politicians Know How To Put On The Sad Face When They Offer Their "Thoughts And Prayers" After A Mass Shooting.

Funny story: In America All Politicians Know How To Put On The Sad Face When They Offer Their "Thoughts And Prayers" After A Mass Shooting.

The long overused but handy expression used by countless soulless politicians and supposed sympathizers when trying to gloss over a tragedy so that they could get back to their money making and power grabbing duties has run its course. The public at...

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Psychopath From a Country With Strict Gun Control Wonders Why He Can't Shoot Anyone

Funny story: Psychopath From a Country With Strict Gun Control Wonders Why He Can't Shoot Anyone

In the light of recent events in Texas, psychopaths from around the world, especially from the countries where guns are strictly regulated, have started wondering if they will ever have a chance to shoot someone. Our correspondent had an opportunity...

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Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares

Funny story: Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares

In a surprising and eloquent speech before the media today President Select Trump offered new and unexpected opinions on the horrific mass shooting that shocked Texas and the world on Sunday. Going against the major part of his constituents he sai...

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Difficult to See How Las Vegas Massacre Could Have Been Avoided

Funny story: Difficult to See How Las Vegas Massacre Could Have Been Avoided

Republicans sifting through the stack of legally purchased guns that Stephen Paddock brought into his bedroom, half of which he'd converted into simulated automatic weapons, are at a loss to see how the massacre that killed 58 innocent people could h...

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In Reaction To Most Recent Mass Shooting, Gun Nuts Retaliate That Las Vegas Doesn't Exist

Funny story: In Reaction To Most Recent Mass Shooting, Gun Nuts Retaliate That Las Vegas Doesn't Exist

In a reaction to the almost universal condemnation of the biggest mass shooting in U.S. history, so-called 'American' gun nuts have retorted that the whole episode is just another great liberal hoax and that Las Vegas doesn't even exist. The Gun Enth...

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NRA Condemns Charlottesville Violence

Funny story: NRA Condemns Charlottesville Violence

In a recent interview with Fright Fart News, NRA spokesmilf Sierra Peelin decried the violence that marked recent protests in Charlottesville Virginia. "That James Fields showed incredibly poor judgement", she lamented. "Why, for a fraction of th...

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Gov. Bourbon Signs Conceal Carry Law That Allows Children to Carry Without a Permit as Long as They Have a Valid Kindergarten ID Card

Funny story: Gov. Bourbon Signs Conceal Carry Law That Allows Children to Carry Without a Permit as Long as They Have a Valid Kindergarten ID Card

BISMARCK, ND--The state legislature of North Dakota today signed into a law a Conceal Carry bill that would allow children to carry a firearm as long as they possessed a valid kindergarten ID card. Gov. Doug Bourbon, eating lunch at his favorite b...

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Sole Survivor of a Flurry of Mass Shootings Opposes Firearms Regulation

Funny story: Sole Survivor of a Flurry of Mass Shootings Opposes Firearms Regulation

Even as the rate of all other gun-related crimes had been decreasing in the United States for decades, the rate of mass shootings had steadily increased as gun show loopholes were found to circumvent bans on assault rifles, mental health centers were...

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Gun Opponents Suddenly Find Themselves Up In Arms

Funny story: Gun Opponents Suddenly Find Themselves Up In Arms

Gun sales, which fell by double digits following Donald Trumps election, are shooting back up again with help from some unlikely customers. Former gun control activists, life long liberals and terrified middle class white people are purchasing weapon...

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Left Wingers To Help NRA & Gun Makers

Funny story: Left Wingers To Help NRA & Gun Makers

CHICAGO TRIBUNE AP -- Since the November election gun sales, which more than doubled under Obama, have been dropping sharply, because of lessened fears that the government will take away the assault rifles and other armaments we need to protect...

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Left Wing Activists May Support NRA on Assault Weapons

Funny story: Left Wing Activists May Support NRA on Assault Weapons

In light of the disparate treatment of the armed Malheur National Wildlife Refuge occupiers who were acquitted of all charges and the protestors of North Dakota supporting the Standing Rock Sioux Reservation in its fight against construction of an oi...

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Biden and Trump Agree to Fight Pistol Duel--Final Arrangements Pending

Funny story: Biden and Trump Agree to Fight Pistol Duel--Final Arrangements Pending

Seeking to duplicate, if not surpass, the famous duel between Vice President Aaron Burr and Treasury Secretary Alexander Hamilton, Republican candidate for president, Donald Trump, and Vice President Joe Biden, agreed to fight a pistol duel. Althoug...

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Trump Defends Babies' NRA Rights

Funny story: Trump Defends Babies' NRA Rights

GOP nominee Donald Trump responded to criticism this morning that his line of baby car seats should not have gun holsters. Trump doubled down on his policy that children have the right to bear arms and his presidency will do whatever is necessary to...

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The Alt.Right Is To The Right Of The Crazy GOP Right

Funny story: The Alt.Right Is To The Right Of The Crazy GOP Right

The alt.right has been much in the news because one of the movement's supporters, Ronald Dickhead, the former head of Brietbart is now the CEO of the Trump campaign. Too, it's in the news because the alt.right supports Trump for President of the U.S...

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USA Hijacked By NRA

Funny story: USA Hijacked By NRA

The United States' been hijacked by the National Rifle Association. Not as dramatic as the Orson Welles radio broadcast, War of the Worlds, but it's pretty much a done deal. The NRA managed the hijack by making campaign contributions to Republican me...

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NRA Complaint: Obama no longer selling guns

Funny story: NRA Complaint: Obama no longer selling guns

Washington (SAPP) - With the Obexit just months from now, President Obama is no longer the primary source for gun sales. For 7 straight years, US gun dealers have attributed the increased sale of guns and ammunition to Barrack Hussein Obama. The NRA...

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Trump Tells NRA He Promises to Give a Gun to Every White Man in the U.S.

Funny story: Trump Tells NRA He Promises to Give a Gun to Every White Man in the U.S.

Fairfax, VA In a move clearly designed to curry favor with the National Rifle Association, Donald Trump addressed the group and made some promises. "If I receive the endorsement for President of the U.S. from the NRA and am elected, I promise to g...

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NRA, Gun Manufacturers Want A Ban On New EMP Guns

Funny story: NRA, Gun Manufacturers Want A Ban On New EMP Guns

Sensing a threat to their bottom line, gun manufacturers and the NRA have lined up against new EMPs or electro magnetic pulse guns, specifically targeting those devices made for the consumer market. An EMP gun ranges in size and shape from a TV re...

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