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Funny story: Trump Punishes NFL By Disinviting Stephen Curry to White House

Trump Punishes NFL By Disinviting Stephen Curry to White House

Washington, DC Trump went on Twitter and non-Twitter tirades Monday as he criticized everybody in the NFL, as well as anyone who watches the NFL, for players like Stephen Curry speculating on whether they want to even go to the White House, since it...
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Funny story: After Sports Team owners threats, Greybus comes to the rescue by offering special "Ride to Oblivion Service"

After Sports Team owners threats, Greybus comes to the rescue by offering special "Ride to Oblivion Service"

After the threat by Nascar Owners to send protesting drivers who support NFL anthem protests home on a Greybus, the bus company has responded with a special Ride to Oblivion Package. This includes a luxury bus ride by their more than friendly staf...
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Funny story: Buffalo Bills stand on one leg in solidarity

Buffalo Bills stand on one leg in solidarity

Various teams in the NFL decided to protest President Trump's statements about standing during the national anthem by taking various stances during yesterday's games. The Buffalo Bills decided to stand on one leg during the national anthem, tho...
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Funny story: Jay Cutler quits new job, so he can go back to old job, that he will likely quit, because he always quits

Jay Cutler quits new job, so he can go back to old job, that he will likely quit, because he always quits

To absolutely no one's surprise Jay Cutler didn't spend one day inside a press booth. Kevin Burkhardt and Charles Davis both expressed their relief in not having to speak to Cutler in the press booth. "Have you ever heard the guy talk?" Burkhardt...
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Funny story: Jay Cutler vows to work just as hard in the press booth as he did on the field

Jay Cutler vows to work just as hard in the press booth as he did on the field

Immediately after it was announced that Jay Cutler would be joining the Fox Sports broadcasting team, Cutler was seen taking a puff off his cigarette and giving a smug grin. When asked if he planned to put all of his efforts into his new career, C...
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Funny story: Roger Goodell Out As NFL Commissioner, To Be Replaced By Donald Trump

Roger Goodell Out As NFL Commissioner, To Be Replaced By Donald Trump

New York, NY-After an emergency meeting between the NFL's 32 owners late last night, a decision has been made to unanimously vote Roger Goodell out of his position of Commissioner and, effective immediately, replace him with Donald Trump. The move ca...
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Funny story: God Seen Wearing Vikings Jersey For First Time Since 2009

God Seen Wearing Vikings Jersey For First Time Since 2009

Minneapolis, MN-Following the Minnesota Vikings recent strong start to the NFL season, The Lord himself has been seen wearing a Vikings jersey, something not reported since the 2009 season in which Brett Favre lead the team to the NFC Championship Ga...
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Funny story: After Almost Accidentally Winning Buffalo Bills Fire Offensive Coordinator

After Almost Accidentally Winning Buffalo Bills Fire Offensive Coordinator

After getting the Bills within striking distance of their rival the New York Jets in a 37-31 shootout, Rex Ryan took appropriate action, firing Offensive Coordinator Greg Roman. "I didn't bring my loser brother in here to tank the defense, only...
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Funny story: NFL Players Must Wear Ankle Bracelets

NFL Players Must Wear Ankle Bracelets

When you're paid to hit people on the job you might take that home with you, or in your car, at a bar, in a nightclub, or in a parking lot dispute. NFL players are spoiled, they feel entitled. They believe they're outside the rules and that even i...
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Funny story: College Football Teams Should Go Semi-Pro

College Football Teams Should Go Semi-Pro

AP --At Texas A&M, the football coach made close to $4.5 million in 2015, nearly four times what the second highest-earning public university president in the country made. At Penn State, where the president is the highest paid among all public...
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Funny story: Colin Kaepernick spends night at Holiday Inn, becomes expert in discrimination

Colin Kaepernick spends night at Holiday Inn, becomes expert in discrimination

After spending the previous night at a Holiday Inn, Colin Kaepernick became enlightened to the plight of minorities in the United States, and staged a protest at an NFL pre-season game. "I am not going to stand up to show pride in a flag for a cou...
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Funny story: NFL to switch field material from turf to pillows this season

NFL to switch field material from turf to pillows this season

After rising fears that their ratings might suffer from the competition generated by Olympic Ping Pong, the NFL cancelled their first preseason game using hard paint as an excuse. When pressed about the matter Roger Goodell acted in his typical...
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Funny story: 2016 NFL Predictions: Part 2

2016 NFL Predictions: Part 2

*Former Minnesota Viking running back Onterrio Smith makes a comeback, not as a player, but as a pitchman for his new Whizzinator-like product to help players beat drug tests. The product, which is endorsed by the estate of Prince, is called the "Pur...
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Funny story: 2016 NFL Predictions

2016 NFL Predictions

*In late August, Aaron Rodgers disappears for two days, and later claims to have been abducted by aliens. Rodgers tearfully admits that the aliens probed him rectally with a vegetable, and many Rodgers critics later claim that he still has the cornco...
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Funny story: Twitter Report of Roger Goodell's Death a Hoax. NFL Admits "He was never alive to begin with..."

Twitter Report of Roger Goodell's Death a Hoax. NFL Admits "He was never alive to begin with..."

A hacker unwittingly exposed the true nature of Roger Goodell by falsely reporting his death on Tuesday June 7, 2016. The NFL's hacked Twitter account announced his passing with the following tweet: "We regret to inform our fans that our commission...
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Funny story: Johnny Football's nickname revoked by NFL

Johnny Football's nickname revoked by NFL

After a string of immature, unprofessional and downright criminal incidents, Johnny Manziel has been stripped of his right to associate himself with football by the NFL. The infamous party animal/misogynist is now left with a gaping maw where his id...
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Funny story: NFL Owner Gives Headaches, Not Aspirin

NFL Owner Gives Headaches, Not Aspirin

The risk of taking a baby aspirin is as dangerous as owning an NFL franchise. Scientists ought to spend billions to learn what owner Jim Irsay of the Indy Colts already knows. Yes, it appears that being a member of the billionaire bozo club is not...
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Funny story: Ten possible name changes for the Washington R$ds$kin$

Ten possible name changes for the Washington R$ds$kin$

The name of the Washington NFL team is offensive to the majority of American Indians. And this isn't some satire writer's opinion, 67% of American Indians say they find the team name offensive. Even Canadian Indians don't like it. Not to mention a lo...
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