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Funny story: May, Trump...and Paris...go Muslim

May, Trump...and Paris...go Muslim

Paris Saint-Germain Football Club, which recently signed (or rather acquired) the services of a certain Neymar da Silva Santos Junior from Barcelona for a reported fee of 220 million Euro, are busy marketing their wears to regain all that money. True...
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Funny story: Trump Changes Wall To Just Keep Out Muslims

Trump Changes Wall To Just Keep Out Muslims

BOSTON GLOBE AP -- Donald Trump has chosen Andy Puzder for secretary of labor. As the ultrarich CEO of restaurant chains, he relies on the most easily exploited non-union labor for the dirty work, usually Latino immigrants, which doesn't compo...
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Funny story: Trump Proposes Ideological Purity Test

Trump Proposes Ideological Purity Test

Donald Trump has proposed what analysts call an "ideological purity" test for those who would enter the U.S. as immigrants. Trump said in a statement, "In addition to screening out all members or sympathizers of terrorist groups, we must also screen...
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Funny story: Trump Is Huge Flip Flopper But OK With Supporters

Trump Is Huge Flip Flopper But OK With Supporters

Donald Trump uses his audience's racial animus and rage to attack Hispanics, African and Middle Eastern Americans, and mocks women and disabled people with impunity. He plays to his supporters' fears and prejudices. His campaign has been based on b...
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Funny story: Men's rights groups celebrate Cannes Burqini ban

Men's rights groups celebrate Cannes Burqini ban

Men's rights activists greeted the news to ban burqinis in Cannes beach with chest-bumping and uncontrollable hooting. "Hell yea", one such man screamed as he rocked his fists into the air. The spokesperson for the pro-men 'Feminism-But-For-M...
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Funny story: Midlands Muslim Mixup

Midlands Muslim Mixup

A Muslim woman was stopped at Doncaster airport yesterday after she was spotted reading a book of firsthand accounts from the Syrian conflict. Faizah Saheen was pulled aside into a separated area and questioned on why she was interested in the materi...
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Funny story: Trump Contracts Put Brown M&Ms In Spotlight

Trump Contracts Put Brown M&Ms In Spotlight

The city of Los Angeles has lost out on $80,000 in a stadium rental deal because it accidentally served brown M&Ms to Donald Trump and his VIP guests in the buffet. The rumor is that brown M&Ms represent Mexicans and Muslims to Donald Trum...
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Funny story: "I'll Ban Cinco de Mayo" Vows Trump

"I'll Ban Cinco de Mayo" Vows Trump

In a Trump presidency forget about celebrating Cinco de Mayo and even drinking a Corona, both would be banned by candidate Trump if he had his way. "We don't celebrate Charlie Manson's birthday, and Mexicans have killed more people than him, so w...
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Funny story: Sharia law: Integration, Influence, Destruction.

Sharia law: Integration, Influence, Destruction.

A number of Western countries have been urged to integrate Sharia law (Islamic religious law) into their legal system by their Islamic residents. The idea has even found some favour amongst some of the leading and influential people, such as politici...
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Funny story: Pope wears burka in solidarity with Muslims

Pope wears burka in solidarity with Muslims

The Holy See released a memo detailing how the Holy Father is to extend a sign of solidarity to the peace-loving Islamic community in wake of the terror attacks by the fools of the so called Islamic State. The memo has been translated from the Ita...
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Funny story: Trump Bans Tact In Presidential Campaign

Trump Bans Tact In Presidential Campaign

Atlantic City, NJ - Republican nominee front-runner, Donald Trump, has recently made swift moves to distance him from other hopeful nominees. Campaign Manager, Corey Lewandowski, announced this morning that the Trump Campaign will no longer use lang...
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Funny story: Hillary slams Clinton for Originating the "Obama Is A Muslim" Rumor

Hillary slams Clinton for Originating the "Obama Is A Muslim" Rumor

DURHAM, N.H. - 2015 Hillary Clinton blasted 2008 Hillary Clinton this afternoon for originating the rumor that President Obama is a Muslim. "She knew or she should have known that suggesting that our Supreme Leader, Barack Hussein Obama, was a Mus...
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Funny story: Don't masturbate or your hand will get pregnant

Don't masturbate or your hand will get pregnant

Men who masturbate have been given a dire warning by a Muslim televangelist who claimed live on TV that they will find their hands PREGNANT in the afterlife. Mucahid Cihad Han made the bizarre statement in a question and answer session on a radica...
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Funny story: Theresa May: "We must Engage with the Moderate Homosexual Community"

Theresa May: "We must Engage with the Moderate Homosexual Community"

Apparently, because Theresa May is from the Conservative Party, she has the dispiriting responsibility of reluctantly assimilating individuals in a rather more blunt and crude way than Labour or Lib Dems. So she has sworn to "engage with the moderate homosexual community," in order to ensure that gay people do not cause any more "chaos, subversion and aesthetic terrorism." As a Conservative,...
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Funny story: Obama: "I am a gay Muslim"

Obama: "I am a gay Muslim"

In what must have been the gaffe of the century President Barack Obama slipped up at a press conference today and admitted to being a homosexual, foreign born, communist/Marxist, Muslim, socialist agitator who hates America and prays to Allah for the...
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Funny story: Obama Under Attack By Enraged Christians

Obama Under Attack By Enraged Christians

The National Prayer Breakfast held yesterday is hosted by members of the United States Congress. It has often had controversial speakers. President Obama, himself, is now in that category as yesterday. He initially attacked the Islamic State as...
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Funny story: Jihad Descends on Salt Lick City

Jihad Descends on Salt Lick City

Radical Islamists are furious following the ritual posthumous baptism of their Prophet at the Tabernac' of the Jesus Christ Church of Lit Saints, Dude (LSD-Moron) in Salt Lick City, which reportedly took place in a service this past Sunday afternoon.
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Funny story: Fox News Insults "Muslim" Birmingham

Fox News Insults "Muslim" Birmingham

Fox News commentator, Steven Emerson, has again apologised to the city of Birmingham, UK. Having previously apologised for the factually inaccurate statement that Birmingham was a "Muslim-only city", Emerson has today issued a statement apologising t...
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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture Academy

In an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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