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Musician who knows more than three chords, and doesn’t out-stay his welcome shocks small crowd in a pub

Funny story: Musician who knows more than three chords, and doesn’t out-stay his welcome shocks small crowd in a pub

Ray Winstone Smythe shocked a small gathering at his local pub, the King’s Left Elbow in Chutney on the Fritz, after playing some Ragtime on the pub’s old guitar, and putting the instrument back on its stand. Onlooker Chunky Jumper said ‘It was ve...

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Chris Stapleton Tries Hand at City Music

Funny story: Chris Stapleton Tries Hand at City Music

Blockbuster country music artist Chris Stapleton, ever the innovator, announced that because the rising popularity of country music has made it too easy for him to sell records, his next album will be entirely devoted to the new Stapleton-conceived g...

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Life Coach Unveils Brilliant Plan for Client to Get a Full-Time Job

Funny story: Life Coach Unveils Brilliant Plan for Client to Get a Full-Time Job

After nine months of deep work identifying core values, assessing top life priorities, and taking a hard look at day-to-day financial realities, Jason Henderson's life coach finally unveiled the professional plan crafted specially for him: find a ful...

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The Never-Performed Eighth Movement of "The Planets"

There was a time when my classical music station in Los Angeles, KUSC-fm, played Gustave Holst's "The Planets" more frequently than it does now. That was wen moon walks and Mars landings occurred more often than they do today. The Holst opus is one of the great symphonic compositions of the twentieth century, but after 1930 it was very much in need of an eighth movement. Until 2006, that is.

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Prominent 80's rappers hold press conference apologizing for early hits

Funny story: Prominent 80's rappers hold press conference apologizing for early hits

[PP] -- Cool Man, Smooth G, and other prominent rappers of the 80's held a press conference apologizing for their early hits. "I am embarrassed that I took this stage name," said Cool Man. "We thought we were cool back in the day, but we were real...

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ChastiTunes Serves Up Music You Hate

Funny story: ChastiTunes Serves Up Music You Hate

Turning the business model on its head, a new streaming service purposely serves up the most hated songs and videos. So who would use such a service and for what purposes? As it turns out, ChastiTunes users are much more than musical masochist...

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Bad Boys of Politics Release Musical Album

Funny story: Bad Boys of Politics Release Musical Album

Shocking and awing both political and musical worlds, Kim Jong Un, Boris Johnson, Geert Wilders, and Donald Trump have joined forces to sing songs of love and paeans to their political ideologies. Calling themselves the Bad Hair Boys because Insan...

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Mormon Tabernacle Choir Wraps Up Tour of Quebec

Funny story: Mormon Tabernacle Choir Wraps Up Tour of Quebec

"The French Canadians are quite friendly," said choir director Brigham Smith in a press release, "and we were generally well received, but some of our interactions with the Quebecois were rather puzzling, to say the least." "For instance, can som...

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Tony Bennett Releases Yet Another Fucking Christmas Album

Funny story: Tony Bennett Releases Yet Another Fucking Christmas Album

New York, New York - Proving to the world once again that he is, indeed, still alive, crooner Tony Bennett releases the 500th Christmas album in his nauseating yule tide collection. This latest one is called, I'm A Christmas Whore - There, I Said It!...

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Bob Dylan Secretly Longs For Teen Choice Award

Funny story: Bob Dylan Secretly Longs For Teen Choice Award

New York, NY - After being announced as the winner of the 2016 Nobel Peace Prize for groovy songs, sources close to legendary songwriter, Bob Dylan, say that all he really wants is a surfboard trophy from the Teen Choice Awards. "Mr. Dylan couldn'...

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Charles Manson wannabes express concern over there being no good music anymore

LOS ANGELES, U.S. - At the annual meeting of psychopaths who think that songs are telling them to murder people concern was expressed over the lack of good music anymore. "It's a big problem" Charles Manson wannabe Jeff Smith explained. "Back in t...

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"The Boss" breaks his own record

Funny story: "The Boss" breaks his own record

Last night at the Meadowlands, Bruce Springsteen shattered his own record by going on a 47-minute monologue segueing beautifully between a somber ATLANTIC CITY and a raucous Rosalita. The crowd used this time to use the bathroom, text their...

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Gary Glitter accused of "possessing Gary Glitter records"

Shamed entertainer and glam rock star Gary Glitter faces new charges at London's Old Bailey today accused of possessing Gary Glitter records and conspiracy to record a new album. Mr. Glitter, which I suspect may be a stage name, is understood to...

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How to make it big in the music biz these days

Funny story: How to make it big in the music biz these days

So you want to make millions of dollars writing songs, recording these little ditties, and performing them in front of sold-out audiences, right? The first order of business is: Do you need any talent? Hell no, you don't. It's not like the old day...

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"This song is gay" concludes celebrated music critic

Funny story: "This song is gay" concludes celebrated music critic

A celebrated music critic has delivered a scathing verdict on the new album by Catfish and the Bottlemen today, taking the band and the internet by storm. After listening to the first 30 seconds of the song and proceeding to take approximately 0.

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God to step down, names Alexis Taylor of Hot Chip as successor

Funny story: God to step down, names Alexis Taylor of Hot Chip as successor

HEAVEN - God announced today in a press statement that he aimed to step down from the role of God. He clarified that: "it's difficult being God, people don't really get that there's a lot to it, you know, unleashing fiery vengeance upon whores an...

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I write my own songs

Funny story: I write my own songs

By Justin Bieber You may be wondering: How can songs this well-crafted be written by a young man? Sadly, I cannot answer your question. I do not understand the inner mechanations of my mind. I do not know how my soul secretes its desires. Perhaps, a higher purpose seeded my brain with an ability to rationalize a higher concept of emotion, a greater pathos. But yes, I do write my own songs. S...

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Prince Really Did Like To Make Doves Cry

Funny story: Prince Really Did Like To Make Doves Cry

Minneapolis, MN - According to sources closest to the recently deceased Pop/Rock/Fashion and Home Furnishings Icon, Prince, he actually did enjoy making doves and other birds cry, which was the impetus for one of his most beloved songs. "I remembe...

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