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Obama Portraits Are Sending Messages to Alpha Centauri

Funny story: Obama Portraits Are Sending Messages to Alpha Centauri

Two fringe groups and a deranged scientist are all claiming that the Obama's official White House portraits are being used to send messages to the next galaxy, possibly giving an all clear for an alien invasion. "Maybe that's not what is happening...

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Obama Suffering Midlife Crisis

Funny story: Obama Suffering Midlife Crisis

Chicago, IL - Former President Barack Obama doesn't know what to do with himself these days. After months of travel and adventure camps, Obama remains without a job or sense of purpose. "Time of my life!" wrote Obama in a recent tweet which was qu...

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Steve Harvey calls Obama mediocre negro for living with a transvestite

Funny story: Steve Harvey calls Obama mediocre negro for living with a transvestite

Hollywood, CA - On Monday's Family Feud show, when the question "what would you say to a man who lives with a transvestite?" came up, Steve Harvey went ballistic when none of the contestants could come up with any responses; all they did was blush an...

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Trump vows to undo Michelle Obama's policies to "Make America Eat Again"

Through the majority of his campaign, Donald Trump fired up much his supporters with vows to undo many of defining policies of President Obama's administration, policies such as Obamacare, international agreements, & not jailing Hillary Clinton.

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In 2024, Ivanka Trump will Become First Woman President

Funny story: In 2024, Ivanka Trump will Become First Woman President

The year 2016 marks an important time in American politics which will be noted not by the fact that Donald Trump won for president but by the fact the Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton ran for president. Despite Jeb's and Hillary's losses, the 2016 election cycle will be considered the time that America embraced the concept of dynastic presidential politics, where the candidacies of a brother and...

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Alex Jones: Michelle Obama Time Traveled To Copy Melania Trump's Speech

Funny story: Alex Jones: Michelle Obama Time Traveled To Copy Melania Trump's Speech

Alex Jones, purveyor of crackpot conspiracy theories, is now saying that Melania Trump's RNC convention speech is proof that the Obama's have access to Hillary and Bill Clinton's time machine. Wait--what the hell? Yes, Alex Jones is pushing the...

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Michelle Obama Caught Plagiarizing Melania Trump's Speech

Funny story: Michelle Obama Caught Plagiarizing Melania Trump's Speech

Donald Trump notified the media today that he intends to demand that Hillary Clinton withdraw from the Presidential campaign for her role in the "totally bad thing" that Barack and Michelle Obama did in 2008 when they shamelessly plagiarized Melania'...

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Michelle Obama Blames Her Thin Skin On Her White Ancestors

TUSKEGEE, AL - After being lambasted by both the left and right for her portrayal of being a "victim" at her commencement speech at Tuskegee University, First Lady Michelle Obama, blamed her thin skin on her white great-great-great grandfather, Charl...

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NASA's study of magnetosphere has Obummer seeing red

Funny story: NASA's study of magnetosphere has Obummer seeing red

President Barry Obummer is madder than Michelle on PMS at the news that the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA, for short) is spending one billion dollars "that could be better spent on propping up Obummercare," Prezident Obummer co...

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Obummer admits to homosexual affair with alien

Funny story: Obummer admits to homosexual affair with alien

Prezident Obummer has come clean--well, relatively clean. He confessed to having had a love affair with an alien--not an illegal alien from Mexico, but with a Vulcan--well, a half human, half-Vulcan. "I loved Spock," the prezident gushed. "H...

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Warren Buffet advises schoolchildren to "eat junk"

Funny story: Warren Buffet advises schoolchildren to "eat junk"

OUT THERE -- Famed financier Warren Buffet says his secret source of energy is in his name: buffet. "Eat like it's your last meal," he advises six-year-old schoolchildren, "and you're at an all-you-can-eat buffet!" That's where the octogenarian-pl...

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Obama Contemplated Replacing Biden in 2012 Campaign Because "He Never Flushes His Shit"

Funny story: Obama Contemplated Replacing Biden in 2012 Campaign Because "He Never Flushes His Shit"

Leaked Galleys from Taking Fire For Talking Points, Jay Carney's tell-all memoir of his time as President Obama's press secretary, show that Obama wanted to dump Joe Biden from the Democratic ticket for the 2012 election because Biden never flushed t...

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Obummer definitely NOT seeing "Red"

Funny story: Obummer definitely NOT seeing "Red"

Mars One wants to send two dozen people to Mars, and Peter Felgentreff, 50, may well be one of them. For as long as he can remember, he's been "curious" about science, he gushes. His curiosity about what it would be like to live on Mars motivat...

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First Lady says she has had 'too many bushes'

Funny story: First Lady says she has had 'too many bushes'

WASHINGTON, DC - First Lady Michele Obama responded via Twitter to Former First Lady Barbara Bush's recent Skype address, stating that "she hasn't had 'too many Bushes'", by saying she has had way too many bushes. Besides having to endure preside...

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Vice-President Bidet explains away "butt buddy" gaffe

Funny story: Vice-President Bidet explains away "butt buddy" gaffe

Speaking to a crowd in Iowa, U. S. Vice-president-in-Charge-of-Vice Joe Bidet outed himself as a "recovering homosexual" today. Before an audience of ten or fifteen supporters, Bidet gave a shout out to an old friend, calling, "Neal Smith, old but...

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All the prezident's men

Funny story: All the prezident's men

Barney Fife, former deputy sheriff of Mayberry, NC, and an "intimate associate" of Prezident Barry Obummer, is "stepping down as a longtime friend of the chief executive," the White House confirmed. Although the White House would not "speculate" o...

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Michelle Obama goes commando in latest anti-dandruff therapy craze

Funny story: Michelle Obama goes commando in latest anti-dandruff therapy craze

Washington AC/DC - It's every woman's nightmare when aerating the family jewels in a Sharon Stone-esque outfit and not much more besides. This morning it was the turn of First Lady to discover the amazing reflective properties of her glossy leath...

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Obama fires himself appoints Michelle Secretary of Defense

Funny story: Obama fires himself appoints Michelle Secretary of Defense

Yesterday the President decided he must step down, following a long consultation with himself at the mirror in a white house bathroom. He was willing, he said to news services, to swap positions with Joe Biden and let him try the presidency while...

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