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Funny story: Failing Retailers Will Sell Their Brick & Mortar To Help Construct Trump's Wall

Failing Retailers Will Sell Their Brick & Mortar To Help Construct Trump's Wall

Three of America's top retail giants will be selling the brick & mortar of their soon-to-be defunct department stores to the United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement ?(ICE) to help build the Wall between the United States and Mexico - al...
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Funny story: After failure of TrumpNoCare.com™ a presidential order to make pregnant democrats ineligble for health cover signed

After failure of TrumpNoCare.com™ a presidential order to make pregnant democrats ineligble for health cover signed

After the outrageous insult to our great magnificent, all knowing, benevolent, spiritually enlightened, marvelous President by the non-conforming Republican Senators Trump.com™ has vowed to destroy healthcare for democrat women as revenge. W...
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Funny story: Trump's Advisory Panel On The Wall

Trump's Advisory Panel On The Wall

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced the creation of a panel of experts to advise the President on construction of his wall on the southern border of the U.S. "The President is very pleased to announce that the panel will include Publiu...
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Funny story: 2020 Olympics To Feature Wall Climb Competition

2020 Olympics To Feature Wall Climb Competition

For the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo, teams will compete to climb a replica of the soon to be built wall on the US/Mexico border. The Japanese and Hungarian teams are early favorites for the brand new sport that will have it's first competition y...
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Funny story: Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed

Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed

Thursday, Presidente Donaldo Juan Trump outlined bold initiatives to finance the construction of an impenetrable barrier to the southern border of the United States. In a joint venture with the Church & Dwight Company, the first stage of the wall...
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Funny story: Donald Trump breaks ground on building giant Wahl on US-Mexican border

Donald Trump breaks ground on building giant Wahl on US-Mexican border

U.S. - Mexican Border "A momentous occasion for American democracy" as described by White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer happened today in the desert of the American Southwest. There we saw the laying of the foundation of the border Wahl that...
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Funny story: Trump's Wall Might Only Be a Fence in Some Areas, And Only Rows of Shubbery in Others

Trump's Wall Might Only Be a Fence in Some Areas, And Only Rows of Shubbery in Others

New York, NY Trump transition sources added more to the information about Trump's wall on the U.S./Mexico border. Earlier, the news was broken that Trump had said the wall might only be a fence in some places. Today, sources further admitted that man...
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Funny story: Trump to be named "King of Texas" on November 9th

Trump to be named "King of Texas" on November 9th

Aware of the inevitable outcome of the election of November the 8th, Donald Trump has decided to become the King of Texas. "Not only will we build a wall on our southern border" he told a rapt crowd at Arlington stadium "but we will also build one a...
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Funny story: Trump Gets His Wish for Mexican Border Wall

Trump Gets His Wish for Mexican Border Wall

Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto has announced his country will build a wall along the entire Mexican-American border after all. He said his government decided to build the wall to block Mr. Trump from trying to enter Mexico again. The work b...
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Funny story: Expressing Regrets, Trump Hosts Party in Mexico

Expressing Regrets, Trump Hosts Party in Mexico

Playa del Carmen, Mexico -- Donald J. Trump visited Mexico today in his recent quest to express regrets over his comments about Mexicans. Trump has consistently applied the term "rapists" to Mexicans who cross the border illegally into the United Sta...
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Funny story: Pope bangs his head against the wall!

Pope bangs his head against the wall!

During a papal congregation on the Mexican / US border in front of 250000 Catholic followers the Pope decided it was time to join his Jewish bretheren and commenced to bang his head against the US wall! The crowd, shocked at the sight of their hyp...
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Funny story: Donald Trump unveils his plan to become President either side of the border

Donald Trump unveils his plan to become President either side of the border

Using his immense persuasive powers and a couple of spare billion dollars,  Donald Trump has embarked to become President of either Mexico or the US this decade. Trump explained at a press conference this morning. "The way I see it, it doesn't  ma...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Tricks Mexican Kids Into Taking A Ride On His Helicopter & Drops Them In Tijuana

Donald Trump Tricks Mexican Kids Into Taking A Ride On His Helicopter & Drops Them In Tijuana

A helicopter landed just after noon on Saturday in Iowa, causing a short but violent windstorm. Grown men shivered; babies cried. Dust swirled up from the parking lot, stinging and burning the eyes of the innocent onlookers. The pilot cut the engines...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Kidnapped By "El Chapo" Near Mexican Border

Donald Trump Kidnapped By "El Chapo" Near Mexican Border

Donald Trump was making a speech today near Brownsville, Texas, when he and his entire podium was swallowed up by a sink hole and a cloud of dust and smoke. Then through the smoke came a 5 pound rock with a note attached. It read: "Greetings Gring...
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Funny story: U.S. Should Bomb Isis Coming Into Tx. From Mexico

U.S. Should Bomb Isis Coming Into Tx. From Mexico

Polls just out indicate that a large majority of Americans 1) support air strikes on Isis; 2) A majority thinks that President Obama has not been "tough enough" on Isis, during a time that he is widely expanding the war; -- 3) A large majority opp...
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Funny story: Obummer: no amnesty until October

Obummer: no amnesty until October

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- Pressured by key Democrats seeking reelection in November and trying to maintain his death grip on the Senate, President Barack Obummer agreed to postpone signing an executive order that would grant unconditional amnesty to...
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Funny story: Illegal Immigrants Admit They Came to U.S. for Glenn Beck's Free Soccer Balls

Illegal Immigrants Admit They Came to U.S. for Glenn Beck's Free Soccer Balls

McAllen, TX - A Honduran woman accidentally let the cat out of the bag yesterday when she unwittingly explained to a reporter the real reason she and tens of thousands of her fellow Latin American citizens travelled thousands of miles was for the...
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Funny story: Obama Insists America Shouldn't Make it Harder for 'Best and Brightest' to Come to Country

Obama Insists America Shouldn't Make it Harder for 'Best and Brightest' to Come to Country

Austin, TX - Many Americans agree with the president that we should not make it harder for the 'best and brightest' to come live in our country. However, most Americans would like to send President Obama a dictionary so he can look up what 'best...
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Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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