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The politics of survival in Ghost Town, N.J., is existential, brutal and sad!

Funny story: The politics of survival in Ghost Town, N.J., is existential, brutal and sad!

GHOST TOWN, N.J. - "Mayor, Fat Cat Fringo wants to know if you've had the city water crew run the city water lines to his underground casino on the north side yet." I walked into the mayor's office and he was finagling around with one of those Rub...

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Thy sins forgiven - go forth and urinate

Mayor Bill de Blasio and NYPD announced that consumption of alcohol, urinating in public or littering will henceforth be considered as minor offenses. People will no longer be shackled at their ankles or handcuffed to a fire hydrant. The only gro...

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New Flint Mayor Promises To Bring Back Autoworld

Funny story: New Flint Mayor Promises To Bring Back Autoworld

Newly elected mayor of Flint, Michigan, Karen Weaver, took the oath of office this morning. Ms. Weaver is the first African-American women elected Mayor of Flint. She won in a landslide, 82% to 18%, and clearly has a strong mandate. In a one hou...

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Rahm Emanuel: The Windy City doesn't want him any more, either

Funny story: Rahm Emanuel: The Windy City doesn't want him any more, either

WINDY CITY - Despite the benefits of name recognition, Big Buck$ in campaign funds, and the endorsement of Prezident Obummer, The Windy City's incumbent mayor Rahm Emanuel was unable to secure enough votes to prevent a runoff election with his ch...

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San Francisco Is Considering A Skateboarding Ban

Funny story: San Francisco Is Considering A Skateboarding Ban

SAN FRANCISCO - The city of San Francisco could be the first city in the nation to pass a law making it illegal to skateboard within the city limits. A group of angry citizens led by Orville Lemonlund, 91, have petitioned the mayor to do something...

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Kobe Bryant Hints That Whenever He Retires From Basketball He May Run For Mayor of Los Angeles

Funny story: Kobe Bryant Hints That Whenever He Retires From Basketball He May Run For Mayor of Los Angeles

LOS ANGELES - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just broken the story regarding Los Angeles Lakers superstar Kobe Bryant's political aspirations. Rufus Reno with SBID said that he talked with Kobe and he sounded upbeat considering that he is in v...

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Economy in Colorado Higher Than The Rockies

Funny story: Economy in Colorado Higher Than The Rockies

Denver Mayor Hancock says that, although he was against legalizing recreational marijuana at first, he says it is making his city and the whole state wealthy. "I had previously thought about all the problems but they don't seem to be any worse tha...

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Pennsylvania Town, High As Kites Still Think It's 2013, Will Use Big Mushroom, Wild Party To Ring In 2014

Funny story: Pennsylvania Town, High As Kites Still Think It's 2013, Will Use Big Mushroom, Wild Party To Ring In 2014

Evanstown, a town near Philadelphia that's famous for it's fungus will ring in the year, 2014 with a huge mushroom! No, it's not real but it weighs 3000 pounds and will be lowered by a crane and 978 local citizens. "I got a bad back and a hernia b...

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Denver's Mile-High City Two Miles High on First Day of Marijuana Sales

Funny story: Denver's Mile-High City Two Miles High on First Day of Marijuana Sales

There were lots of lines around some stores in Denver on the first day of legal pot sales and it's obvious that it's going to help this city's economy. Mayor: We need to set a good example here, citizens of Denver, Colorado! Let's show the rest of...

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Embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Receives A Fantastic Offer From Africa

Funny story: Embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Receives A Fantastic Offer From Africa

NEW YORK CITY - The Right Coast Revue is reporting that crack-smoking, alcohol drinking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has just received a wonderfully heartwarming letter from Lower Zamgola. The RCR states that a spokesperson for the tiny African country...

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Crack-Smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Asked To Please Move Out of Canada

Funny story: Crack-Smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Asked To Please Move Out of Canada

NEW YORK CITY - American Spotlight Magazine is reporting that Tornoto Mayor Rob Ford says he cannot believe all of the BS that he is being put through simply because he told the truth. The rather plumpish mayor admitted to crack-smoking, binge dri...

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Detroit's Toe Tag Gang Declares Bankruptcy

Funny story: Detroit's Toe Tag Gang Declares Bankruptcy

It's not often that you hear of a Gang declaring bankruptcy but the once extremely vicious Toe Tag Gang of Detroit has filed today. "We used to control the funeral homes and Crematoriums all over the city", says ex-gang member Joe Mackerel. But t...

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Another Mayor "Crackin" Up

TORONTO, ON - The mayor of Toronto, ON has admitted recently to smoking crack, but is refusing to resign his position. "How can I afford to give this job up? Do you realize how expensive a CRACK habit is?" states the mayor. Locals are working...

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Mayoral "Don't Vote For Me" Plea

PORT MATILDA, PA -(AP) - A small town mayor in Pennsylvania missed the August deadline for taking his name off the ballot for an upcoming mayoral election. No one is running in opposition to him. The 70 year old man who is the current mayor is runn...

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Boston Mayor Takes A Cheap Shot At Detroit

Funny story: Boston Mayor Takes A Cheap Shot At Detroit

BOSTON - The mayor of Boston Thomas "Mumbles" Menino has just taken what has got to be one of the cheapest shots in the history of cheap shots. Mayor Menino speaking to a group of nuns in the parking lot of a local Silly Sardine Seafood Diner was...

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Los Angeles Mandates That All Homeless Signs Must Now Be In English and In Spanish

Funny story: Los Angeles Mandates That All Homeless Signs Must Now Be In English and In Spanish

LOS ANGELES - Caving in to strong public opinion Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti has just issue a Mayoral Directive that he says will go into effect at 12:03 a.m. on Thursday, August 22. Mayor Garcetti informed the news media that after receiving...

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Joan Rivers Hopes That Anthony Weiner Becomes The Next Mayor of New York City

Funny story: Joan Rivers Hopes That Anthony Weiner Becomes The Next Mayor of New York City

NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers recently appeared on Live With Kelly and Michael and she was asked what she thought about Anthony Weiner and his ongoing off-color carnival. Rivers, who turned 80, in June, replied that she loves it and it has given the...

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Anthony Weiner Dejected and Depressed Says He May Just Say The Heck With It And Move To Africa

Funny story: Anthony Weiner Dejected and Depressed Says He May Just Say The Heck With It And Move To Africa

MANHATTAN - Anthony Weiner says that he feels like he has been run through the ringer. Speaking with Savannah Bamboo of Political Salad Bar Magazine, the man who wants to be the next mayor of New York City said that all of the late night talk show...

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