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Obama Declares Martial Law--President Trump Furious

Funny story: Obama Declares Martial Law--President Trump Furious

After the Trump administration floundered in it's first hundred days, former President Obama decided to declare martial law in the US. In response, a livid President Trump tweeted with plans for an invasion of Obama's headquarters in Jamaica. "...

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Hundreds of Boston residents missing--presumed Sheltering In Place

Funny story: Hundreds of Boston residents missing--presumed Sheltering In Place

Boston, MA - Authorities report that hundreds--perhaps thousands--of Boston residents are still hunkered down, in hiding due to orders to "Shelter In Place". "Ahhyup, lots a folks just haven't got the word, that it's safe to come back out" confir...

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President Declares Martial Law Due To Peaceful Protests Becoming Too Violent

The President of the United States has declared today that, due to the peaceful protests going on around the country being way too violent for the public's safety, there will now be Martial Law, a State of War, and a State of Emergency due to Disaste...

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Martial Law Declared In Alabama

Funny story: Martial Law Declared In Alabama

OAKIE, AL - UPDATE 2 - The Governor of Alabama today declared martial law. According to the Governor, I'm not allowed to talk about it. However, I'm risking a free trip to Africa to give you this scoop. It seems the Governor's eyesight is fail...

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US Attacks Iran; Martial Law Declared; 4 More Years of Bush?!

Funny story: US Attacks Iran; Martial Law Declared; 4 More Years of Bush?!

As of noon today the United States of America is under martial law. This action was taken this day at 6 AM June 18, 2008 when the US military invaded Iran.

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Kerry Elected in Landslide!

Funny story: Kerry Elected in Landslide!

Bush Immediately Declares Victory...and Martial Law!...

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