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Colin's Bad Luck With The Ladies

Funny story: Colin's Bad Luck With The Ladies

An Englishman's wedding day was laid to waste when his bride-to-be told him she needed to "pop outside for a cigarette", and was never seen again. Colin 'D' was due to tie the knot at a Registry Office in Bournemouth with his intended, whose name does not matter, so don't ask. The woman got as far as arriving at the office and taking a seat inside, before starting to show signs of extreme an...

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Young Wisconsin Man Decides Not To Exercise In The Gym After Work

Funny story: Young Wisconsin Man Decides Not To Exercise In The Gym After Work

Knobville, Wisconsin. Police and town officials sent out a massive search party for young Steven Pubes when it was noticed that he was not in the gym last Monday. Steven, 23, usually goes to a local gym called "The Big Load" every Monday, Wedne...

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Funeral Service to be Held at St. Bob's Next Week

With loads of horrible sadness, despair, and unfathomable amounts of depression wreaking pure and unholy havoc on his heart and his mind, Roger Mann, 34, took an elevator to the top floor of an abnormally tall building last Thursday. Believing...

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College Student Takes a Dump and Then Makes His Roommates Look at It

Funny story: College Student Takes a Dump and Then Makes His Roommates Look at It

Cockland University. Roy Bunders, 20, took a dump so incredibly big last Thursday that he immediately felt the need to show it to his roommates. "I had just eaten at the cafeteria, and I felt the urgent need to go to the restroom," he said.

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Stressed Out Local Resident Falls Apart Completely and Gets Drunk on a Tuesday

Cornfield, IA. After a long and stressful day, Reverend Thomas P. Whitestain, 39, came home last Tuesday evening only to find out that his dog had shit all over the kitchen floor and that his wife of 15 years had been cheating on him with Mr. Robert...

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Local Man Builds House Out of Guns

Funny story: Local Man Builds House Out of Guns

A local gun collector has so many guns that he has decided to build a house out of them. That's right, Dan Felcher, from the local township in Texas is constructing what is believed to be only the third house on his block made out of guns. "You...

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Man Still Can't Solve Rubik's Cube!

Funny story: Man Still Can't Solve Rubik's Cube!

News just emerging from the Cambodian city of Battambang this morning, is that an English resident who has been trying for nearly 40 years to solve his Rubik's Cube, has still not done so. Moys Kenwood, 55, received his Cube as a birthday present...

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Noughts And Crosses Game Peters Out Into Tame Draw

Funny story: Noughts And Crosses Game Peters Out Into Tame Draw

There was a rollercoaster of emotions in Tapon last night, as a game of noughts and crosses that had started amidst great excitement and expectation finally petered out into a tame stalemate. The participants were Helley and Yasmi, stepdaughters o...

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Man Decides to Quit Drinking After Company Party

After becoming cognitively confused, pissing in his pants, throwing up all over the place, and saying things to his co-workers that he couldn't remember the next day, local Iowa man, Richard Head, has finally decided to quit drinking. "It just...

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Man Feels Like Loser

Funny story: Man Feels Like Loser

38-year-old Wisconsin man, Louis Shortpecker, recently told news reporters that he feels like a complete loser. "I'm not really sure why, but sometimes I get the subtle feeling that I'm a complete loser. Maybe I feel this way because I haven...

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Company Announces Successful Promotion of a New Plant Manager

“Dick Peter’s Solid Wood, Inc.” is proudly known as the nation’s 57th leading producer of outdoor decking and household furniture. Their plant locations in every state use only the most superior lumber in order to create decking material as well as...

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Town Not Strong Enough to Recover From Tragedy

Funny story: Town Not Strong Enough to Recover From Tragedy

Despite trying really hard, the town of Wilsonville, North Dakota, just couldn’t come together after a horrible tragedy befell the community. “This is just too much to come back from,” said town mayor Steven Sanders. “People have just thrown in th...

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Bitter Father Ruins Imagine Dragons Concert for Family

Funny story: Bitter Father Ruins Imagine Dragons Concert for Family

The Imagine Dragons played a sold out concert this week where most people had fun except a bitter, angry father who couldn't stop complaining. "I paid good money to come to the concert to sit on a blanket on a lawn and stare at the backsides of o...

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Teacher's Armpits Were Rank

Funny story: Teacher's Armpits Were Rank

There were frowns all around the staffroom of a school in Battambang this morning, when a substitute teacher who had turned up to do a day's teaching took off her cardigan to reveal unsightly circles of perspiration in her armpits. In fairness, th...

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Man Changed His Mind

Funny story: Man Changed His Mind

Indecision was rampant in the Battambang commune of Tapon this morning, when a man who had initially made a 'concrete decision' about something, subsequently changed his mind. The man, Moys Kenwood, 54, a teacher at a school in the city, had thoug...

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Tea Bag Crisis Looms

Funny story: Tea Bag Crisis Looms

There were worried looks and a lot of 'pacing up-and-down' in one Battambang household last night, after one man realised he was down to his last few tea bags. Moys Kenwood, 54, made himself a 'proper brew' as usual, but noticed that there were on...

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Area Man Doesn’t Know What Bitcoin or Meek Mill is

Funny story: Area Man Doesn’t Know What Bitcoin or Meek Mill is

In a wide-ranging interview at his son’s lacrosse practice, an area man discussed things he has no idea about, like bitcoin. “I have no idea what bitcoin is or why people talk about it,” he said. “I’m a 50- year old man and it’s just something I d...

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EVA Air Fork Missing

Funny story: EVA Air Fork Missing

There was 'tension around the table' in one Battambang household on Monday evening, when it was revealed that an airline fork, part of a cherished collection of airline cutlery, had gone missing. The fork - stolen from an EVA Air flight from Bang...

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