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Fans advised not to be within spitting distance of Jamie Carragher

Ex Liverpool legend Jamie Carragher has apologised after sensationally spitting at a fourteen year old girl and her dad on the motorway. The Sky TV pundit had been driving back from the Manchester United V Liverpool clash and was clearly a little ann...

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Philippes Fed Up

Back and to the Left news follows sport purely for the hyperbole. Especially the shrieking nonsense that follows every single decision at Arsenal football club, our favourite punch line. So in the spirit of all things fair we'll write a article ab...

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The world awaits a clash of fallen Titans not hoping for a Phoenix to rise from the ashes!

Funny story: The world awaits a clash of fallen Titans not hoping for a Phoenix to rise from the ashes!

Manchester, Sunday 15th on January, sees two once titanic giants clash in a Theater of Dreams, or a nightmare for one, depending who wins and loses this monumental battle. The crowns of these two giants has slipped drastically in recent years, but...

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Liverpools Brexit Bounce

Funny story: Liverpools Brexit Bounce

In a move that will infuriate Brexit supporters everywhere Liverpool are eying up the transfer of Iranian striker Sardar Azmoun from Russian side FC Rostov. Predictably the hard working British people have had their say on this national scandal.

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Stevie G G G - Possible Liverpool Comeback For Gerrard?

Funny story: Stevie G G G - Possible Liverpool Comeback For Gerrard?

Steven Gerrard has opened up on a possible return to Liverpool and yet another round of emotional send offs at grounds where the fans hate him. Since Stevie G left Liverpool have gone from strength to strength in cementing mid table finishes and anti...

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German Blitzkrieg over Liverpool!

Funny story: German Blitzkrieg over Liverpool!

Liverpool has been the target of a German Blitzkrieg and surrendered after being bombarded by a series of bombshells that were released by the enemies of logic, the British tabloids! It even cost them 21 million GBPpounds! The 21 million was not...

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Liverpool sack manager and replace him with a dead Beetle!

Funny story: Liverpool sack manager and replace him with a dead Beetle!

In pure desperation and a determination to win back former glory, Liverpool have sacked their manager and replaced him with a dead Beetle! It was a difficult decision sacking their present manager, but after a long debate, 5 minutes, the Liverpool...

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Liverpool reject and flop, Balotelli, joins Man United!

Funny story: Liverpool reject and flop, Balotelli, joins Man United!

With the transfer market offcially open a sensational transfer has just hit the headlines in the UK, Balotelli joins United! Transfers between the arch rivals are very seldom and only an ancient Irish defender, Noel Cantwell, ever ventured between...

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Liverpool v Man United a tabloid's dream!

Funny story: Liverpool v Man United a tabloid's dream!

The build up to this massive game is reaching 'white hot' as the tabloids pull out all the punches to sell their filthy newspapers, in fact any sensible football fan in Europe could or would never understand the mass hysteria surrounding this game of...

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A collection of Michael Owen's best tweets

Funny story: A collection of Michael Owen's best tweets

Since joining Twitter the former football player and now commentator Michael Owen has shared his insights into life. Find below some of the nuggets of interest- It's Friday night! Think I might treat myself to a glass of water - I deserve it Good to see out of some of the football matches played today, several of them had winners. Football on later. Hopefully we'll see plenty of ball kic...

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Rodgers fuming as heated benches due for installation at Anfield

Brendan Rodger's hard work this summer will be of no value as the below par footballers signed so far by Liverpool will not have to keep the bench warm, as heated benches are being installed at the end of August. The latest additions to the histor...

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British Public Turns On Suarez Again, Again

Funny story: British Public Turns On Suarez Again, Again

London. The latest controversy involving Scouse hero Luis Suarez at the world cup in Brazil has led to an unprecedented deluge of condemnatory emails and letters to the country's newspapers here are just a sample. W Rooney, Manchester: "Ban him fr...

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Liverpool set for glory despite missing out on Premier League title

Funny story: Liverpool set for glory despite missing out on Premier League title

The moment Steven Gerrard failed to control a team-mates' pass in Liverpool's game against Chelsea, almost two weeks ago now, Liverpool's title dreams went up in flames. Their misery was further compounded when they failed to secure all three points...

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Angry Liverpool Management Complains to DVLA As Mourinho Parks Two Buses

Funny story: Angry Liverpool Management Complains to DVLA As Mourinho Parks Two Buses

Jose Mourinho was unapologetic following his team's victory at Liverpool after which he admitted to parking two buses in front of the Chelsea goal. However Liverpool's management was apoplectic at the unorthodox tactics used by Mourinho claiming tha...

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Liverpool Close to becoming Pain in the Ass

Funny story: Liverpool Close to becoming Pain in the Ass

Liverpool are close to being a pain in the ass again as their fans are on the brink of regaining their status as the most obnoxiously arrogant in England. Once the cocky, hubcap nicking Kings of the terraces, Liverpool have had their sense of smu...

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Alan Hansen announces retirement from Match of The Day

Funny story: Alan Hansen announces retirement from Match of The Day

Stony faced Scot Alan McHansen has officially called time on his glorious decade and a half pundit career on BBC highlights show Match Of The Day. Hansen became known as a reliable defender for Liverpool and Scotland when both teams enjoyed their...

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Roy Hodgson refused free ticket for Liverpool v Manchester United

Funny story: Roy Hodgson refused free ticket for Liverpool v Manchester United

England coach Roy Hodgson was 'fuming' last night after being refused a complimentary ticket to the Super Sunday Liverpool v Man United Premier League clash at Anfield. Hodgson, who was Liverpool coach only two years ago, was refused a gratis tick...

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Liverpool FC: Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word for Suárez

Funny story: Liverpool FC: Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word for Suárez

Liverpool striker Luis Suárez has been placed on the naughty step until he apologizes to Manager Brendan Rodgers for attempting to make his career as a footballer better, more challenging and to accrue more money for himself, by orchestrating a move...

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