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Labour voter disappointed to learn that Jacob Rees Mogg is more popular with the ladies than he is

Funny story: Labour voter disappointed to learn that Jacob Rees Mogg is more popular with the ladies than he is

A Labour supporter who has been single for five years is disappointed to learn that Jacob Rees Mogg is popular with the ladies than he is. Gary Johnson of Chutney on the Fritz has been largely single for five years, apart from a few forgettable fi...

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Clever Corbyn goes Smart

Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has finally grasped the wants of today's generation and proposed a revamp of democracy as we know it. "Yes, all these elections and parties and stuff are anachronistic. I want to take this country into a new era. We w...

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More gender controversy for Labour

Jeremy Corbyn's Labour party has again provoked controversy by suggesting more "women only" places in the interests of safety. Hot on the heels of the "Women only train carriages" controversy suggesting that all men are potential sex pests and wom...

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General Election Watch

In the run up to the General Election the media have moved away from trying to see if Jeremy Corbyn has eaten a baby and actually asked a question or two about the Conservatives "Social Care Plan". Back and to the Left news investigates. Well we'r...

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UKIP To Attack Seat

UKIP's new Battle Toad Paul Nuttall will stand in the Stoke on Trent By Election later this month. Mr Nuttall won leadership of the UKIP party after taking the heads of the nine other candidates in a Thunderdome challenge. Mr Nuttall, who looks l...

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Jeremy Corbyn admits he's only in it for the chicks

Funny story: Jeremy Corbyn admits he's only in it for the chicks

In a bizarre meltdown, British Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has announced that he did not in fact get into politics to make a difference but to 'pull the birds.' Thrice-married Corbyn had just emerged from a vegetarian soup kitchen when he was ambu...

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Corbyn goes into hibernation

Labour party leader, Jeremy Corbyn, bereft of any concept, strategy or will to challenge or even question the Prime Minister, Theresa May, about what she's doing, or rather not doing with regard to this bothersome Brexit issue, has stated he needs to...

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Fatty Abbott crawls into another buttkiss role

Funny story: Fatty Abbott crawls into another buttkiss role

Ugly, fat double standard pig Biman Abbott, known for spouting socialism but wallowing in capitalism, was today appointed 'Shadow Home Secretary' - in clarification, Jeremy Carbuncle, leader of the faiL-abour party said - "well, we'll spend that long...

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Mick Jagger enters Labour Party Leadership Contest

Backed by his sidekick, Keith Richards, septuagenarian Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones announced at a press conference yesterday that he will be competing for the Labour Party leadership currently being contested by, well, anyone in the party who c...

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Watson Revealed as a Trotskyite

Funny story: Watson Revealed as a Trotskyite

Labour's Deputy Leader, Tom Watson - known to his friends in the Corbynist Momentum movement as Uncle Tom - has been revealed as a closet Trotskyist. Documents made public by Wikileaks show a series of emails between Watson and Trotsky acolytes go...

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Boris Joins Labour

Funny story: Boris Joins Labour

Boris Johnson has joined the Labour Party. He told reporters that he was going to apply for the leadership of the Party as soon as Jeremy Corbyn made way for him. 'He should do the decent thing' said Boris 'resign and leave the field for me.' Mome...

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Protests grow in aftermath of Euro exit

There was fury last night when it emerged that England's entire Euro 16 squad (with the exception of Jack Wilshere) have been refused Personal Independence Payment (PIP). Manager Roy Hodgson resigned in disgust, with a close friend claiming, "Roy...

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Israel urges British people not to vote Labour

Funny story: Israel urges British people not to vote Labour

A manifesto from Israel has descended on Britain telling us not to vote Labour. Those stalwarts of the Labour movement Bakunin and Proudhon are given as examples of the trend in anti-semitism that is inspiring the left to criticise Israel's policy to...

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Bombing of Oldham Approaches

Funny story: Bombing of Oldham Approaches

After the people of Oldham have shown their support for the terrorist supporters leading the Labour Party the Government has put strike aircraft in Lossiemouth on standby for an attack on this citadel of terrorism. David Cameron told a hushed Hous...

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Jeremy Corbyn: Just another Joaquin Phoenix hoax

Funny story: Jeremy Corbyn: Just another Joaquin Phoenix hoax

Jeremy Corbyn sensationally revealed today that he is in fact merely Joaquin Phoenix in disguise and that his successful Labour election campaign was only ever supposed to be a joke. "It's got a bit out of hand, to be honest," he told reporters. "...

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Corbyn The Shocking "Truth"

Funny story: Corbyn The Shocking "Truth"

Shocking We can reveal today the shocking truth about Labour contender Jeremy Corbyn. We can disclose the nature of those he calls his friends. We know the sort of food he eats - this will be difficult to digest! Corbyn once addressed a rall...

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Man dies of boredom watching Labour leadership debate

Funny story: Man dies of boredom watching Labour leadership debate

Medical staff in a Manchester hospital struggled to save the life of a middle-aged man who was rushed to the Accident & Emergency ward after watching one too many Labour leadership debates. The unnamed victim was pronounced dead "from utter bored...

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Labour Leadership Candidate Secretly Filmed At Tory Fundraiser

Funny story: Labour Leadership Candidate Secretly Filmed At Tory Fundraiser

Leicester West MP Liz Kendall is facing a Labour party internal inquiry after an appearance at a Tory gala evening hosted by Lord Ashcroft. Lefty Liz, as she's never been called, was filmed by an undercover reporter telling the audience that her p...

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