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Fat Cat Fringo scores a hole in one on all 18 greens of Trump National Golf Course

Funny story: Fat Cat Fringo scores a hole in one on all 18 greens of Trump National Golf Course

COLTS NECK, N.J. - Ghost Town County Political Boss and Gawdzillionaire Fat Cat Fringo had an unbelievable and ultra-spectacular score at Trump National on Monday. Yes, believe it or not, Fringo knocked down a hole in one on all 18 holes of the well...

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Trump invites Kim Jong-un to W.H. for Fried dog & darts, labels it the Armageddon Show!

President Donald Trump announced today in a rare White House press briefing that he had invited Kim Jong-un Supreme leader of North Korea to the White House for a dinner of Fried Dog and a nationally televise game of darts. Trump looking smug said, "...

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If you cannot get the real Kim get his brother Kim!

Funny story: If you cannot get the real Kim get his brother Kim!

The world is in deep mourning after a young Indonesian lady was paid a couple of measly $ Bucks to top a Kim; however having removed Kim Mark II is small consolation because the world needs Mark 1 removed not Mark II. However, there is an ancient...

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Kim Jon-Un Edges Out Putin for Biggest Asshole Leader Award

Funny story: Kim Jon-Un Edges Out Putin for Biggest Asshole Leader Award

In an annual poll taken by Jerk Magazine, the dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong-Un, has beaten out three-time winner Vladimir Putin as the leader who was the biggest asshole in 2015. "Although there were many contenders as usual, Kim Jong-Un was the hands-down winner this year, what with his nuclear threats and missile tests and labor camps and Putin actually doing something people like this y...

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Donald Trump Calls Kim Jong-il "Lil' Kim"

Funny story: Donald Trump Calls Kim Jong-il "Lil' Kim"

Sparking an international incident while still trying to secure the GOP nomination for president, Donald Trump called the leader of North Korea "Lil' Kim" several times in a rambling incoherent foreign policy statement, "This guy, Lil' Kim is a mania...

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NKorea's Kim Hiding Under Bed as His Missile Hits China

Funny story: NKorea's Kim Hiding Under Bed as His Missile Hits China

Washington: Word here is that North Koreas top military general is headed for Beijing at this moment as he plans to throw himself on the mercy of the Chinese leaders for a wayward missile once again (#10) went way off course and hit somewhere in Chin...

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Kim Jong-Il tops list of dead people scientists want to re-animate and beat up

Funny story: Kim Jong-Il tops list of dead people scientists want to re-animate and beat up

Scientists in Switzerland have discovered a way of re-animating dead bodies, using electricity harvested from thunderstorms they believe they can successfully bring back to life a corpse. "As soon as we realised this" said head scientist Trevor D...

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Kim Jong-un satirists insist uncle as dog food story came from legitimate source

Funny story: Kim Jong-un satirists insist uncle as dog food story came from legitimate source

Deep inside North Korea where no westerners live there is a cave which houses--entirely unsuspected by North Korean authorities--a strange person with long beard, rug cap, and laptop. This person, according to interviews with spokespersons of all...

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Kim Jong-Un Kidnaps Pussy Riot As Christmas Present for Dennis Rodman

Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Kidnaps Pussy Riot As Christmas Present for Dennis Rodman

Pyongyang, N. Korea Pussy Riot, fabled Russian protest group, were kidnapped by husky dictator Kim Jong-Un in a move to impress basketball player Dennis Rodman. Kim, whose narcissistic father Kim Jong-Il once kidnapped a film director and actres...

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Kim Jong Un wins annual Worlds Sexiest Kim Award

Funny story: Kim Jong Un wins annual Worlds Sexiest Kim Award

North Korean leader Kim John-Un was celebrating today after being named Worlds Sexiest Kim today by MNKTV music channel. He narrowly pipped sex tape star Kim Kardashian who gained only one vote - from her pop star boyfriend Kanye West. The governm...

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US reality TV star denies sex tape with Jimmy Savile

Funny story: US reality TV star denies sex tape with Jimmy Savile

A US reality TV star - who we are unable to name for legal reasons - today furiously denied she is the dark haired star in a new sex tape released on the internet. The big butted star with hundreds of sisters who shot to fame in the mid noughties...

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North Korea Admits Giant Firework Was A Dud

Funny story: North Korea Admits Giant Firework Was A Dud

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA--In a rare and unprecedented move, North Korean officials have been forced to admit that their 90-ton firework was a complete and utter dud. The entertainment device, which North Korea has assured the world was the largest a...

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Old Blood And Guts Obama Vows To Remake USA Into North Korea

Funny story: Old Blood And Guts Obama Vows To Remake USA Into North Korea

BILLINGSGATE POST - From the ramparts of Observation Point Ouellette, the closest point to the Demilitarized Zone that separates South Korea from North Korea, Barack Hussein Obama peered through his binoculars at the windswept no-man's land that was...

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Study Shows Worst Dictators Have Worst Socks

Funny story: Study Shows Worst Dictators Have Worst Socks

Gavin McCloud, famed Harvard researcher and author of the internationally acclaimed study Leaders Tie Their Shoes, has out done himself once again by proving that the difference between the world's worst dictators and those who are not dictators is...

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Kim Jong Un Plays with Dead Father So All Know He's Real

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Plays with Dead Father So All Know He's Real

AP - Rumors recently surfaced that the new North Korean Dictator, Kim Jong Un, has secretly removed his father's body and has been playing with him nightly and signing lullabies. Jong Un's palace forces have kept the secret since Kim Jon Il's death;...

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Romney Compares Obama to Kim Jong-il: "wacky, elusive and probably dead"

Funny story: Romney Compares Obama to Kim Jong-il: "wacky, elusive and probably dead"

Mitt "Madman" Romney flung the gauntlet at President Obama yesterday, comparing him to dead North Korean cartoon character Kim Jong-il II. "I've been looking at some video clips on YouTube of President Obama, then supermodel Obama, traipsing thro...

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Kim Jung Il Put To Rest In Shaquille O'Neal's Size 24 "Shaq Attaq" Shoe Box

Funny story: Kim Jung Il Put To Rest In Shaquille O'Neal's Size 24 "Shaq Attaq" Shoe Box

PYONGYANG - With wailing countrymen pulling out their hair and sobbing uncontrollably, deceased North Korea President Kim Jung Il was lowered into his grave enclosed in a size 24 Reebok Instapump "Shaq Attaq" shoe box endorsed by NBA hall-of-famer, S...

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Kim Kardashian Appears on "The View" and Still Insists That She Will Not Be Returning Any of Her Wedding Gifts Including The Thoroughbred Racehorse

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Appears on "The View" and Still Insists That She Will Not Be Returning Any of Her Wedding Gifts Including The Thoroughbred Racehorse

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian recently made a guest appearance on The View and was drilled pretty good by Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg regarding her wedding gifts. Behar began the conversation by asking, "So tell me Kimmy, married anyone latel...

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