Every year, the list of nominees grows longer, but this year, there has been unprecedented growth. This year's list includes:
* Kim Jong-Un
* Vladimir Putin
* Bill Cosby
* Sarah Huckabee Sanders
* Alex Jones
Runners-up were Roseanne Barr and Harvey Weinstein.
But the actual winner was too late to be added to the nominating ballot, but won by a landslide as a write-in candidate.
After pinkie-promising POTUS Donald Trump that he was "over nuclear arming", North Korean leader, Kim Jong-Un has not halted his nuclear missile programme after all, a UN report has found.
Kim Jong-Un is not only defying sanctions and dealing with...
Mar-A-Lamo, FL President Trump is waiting by the phone ever since he found out the leaders of North Korea and Russia are scheduling secret meetings behind his back.
"It's probably just a misunderstanding. I know Kim and Vlad probably invited me, b...
Current dissatisfaction with Mr. Trump on his negotiations with North Korea has just taken a turn for the worse.
It is now clear Mr. Kim must stand before the Mueller Investigation to answer questions.
This is not a simple matter of a Trump To...
North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un was reportedly seen standing under the German Prime Minister's bedroom window this morning playing a ukulele and singing the popular hit "Xs and Os."
The fat tyrant is reported feeling very randy after swallowing...
MUNICH, GERMANY. Sept. 30, 1938. Standing on the tarmac at Munich International Airport early this morning, sleepy-eyed President Donald Trump waived a copy of the Munich Agreement to a group of reporters and declared: "Today is the beginning of an a...
As the world held it's breathe and an anxious press corps stood by, President Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un faced each other for the first time this morning in Singapore. "They were close enough to touch" according to press reports.
President Donald Trump has been diverted to the UK for talks with North Korean Leader Kim Jung Un.
In a spectacular gaffe, his aide, who hails from Skipton in Yorkshire in the United Kingdom of Great Brtain had mistakenly booked the historical pea...
Breaking: Mr. Trump’s advisors are suggesting Mr. Rudy Giuliani may substitute for Mr. Trump at the upcoming June 12 meeting in Singapore.
Why is not entirely clear, ranging from a cheeseburger that went down the wrong way, to a rumor Melania will...
Breaking: Mr. Kim Jong Un, President of North Korea, is working on ways to help defray expenses of the upcoming summit with US President Donald Trump.
Mr. Kim’s bill at The Fullerton Hotel, “a magnificent neoclassical hotel,” according to The Wash...
The Metropolitan Opera House in New York City has announced that its new production, “The Libya Model and Beyond,” will open Thursday.
Vice President Pence has been selected to lead a large cast, including talented voices from The New York Times,...
The summit meeting between Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un is apparently back on, after Dear Leader Kim acceded to one of President Trump's key demands.
"I am only too happy to accept President Trump's challenge," announced the Dear Leader in a press...
He needs a decent shampoo, rinse, and cut from Vidal Sassoon.
He wants Stormy Daniels’ phone number.
He wants to be let loose carte blanche in the M&M anchor store in New York City, ending in a candy bath of M&M Reds.
He wants his scientists to examine Nancy Pelosi –it’s an ancient Korean cultural practice dealing with living mummification.
He’s out of nuclear warheads anyway, cuz Godz...
Breaking: Following the recent triumphant meeting of Moon Jae-in and Kim Jong Un, leaders of South and North Korea, Mr. Trump has flown to Mr. Kim’s yacht in the East Sea for further negotiations.
Mr. Trump is aboard Mr. Kim’s yacht, The Kim Il-Su...
It's no coincidence that North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un wants to meet U.S. Presisdent Trump, at the same time as a sex scandal has hit the White House.
According to Un,
"We not going to meet to talk wimpy peace! I going to meet American porn...
Breaking: In stunning development, The White House has disclosed that the first meeting took place in May, 2017.
Experts believe this meeting set crucial tone affecting future relations.
Repetition of ceremonial behaviors from that time not adv...
Mar-A-Lago, Florida It was announced today that the White House and North Korea are working out details for "Dotard" Trump and Kim "Rocket Man" Jong Un to meet.
Knowing both Trump and Kim are not about to miss any meals, and allowing for time zon...
Specialists aboard an aircraft carrier off the coast of North Korea have broken through what appears to be secret code used in Kim Jong Un territory.
Commanded by Admiral J. “Caesar” Whittlebane, the carrier’s crew was deeply shocked recently when...
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