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Donald Trump's Start-Up Company, Kentucky Klepto*Graph, to Save Struggling Kentucky Town

Funny story: Donald Trump's Start-Up Company, Kentucky Klepto*Graph, to Save Struggling Kentucky Town

OLE PLAYING POSSUM, Ky. - Donald Trump is starting up a small industry in this small Kentucky town, once a coal mining center for the local area. About a decade ago, 300 high-paying coal mining jobs were lost here and the small village has seen bette...

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Feds Seize Record 10 Tons Of Organic Chicken from KFC

Funny story: Feds Seize Record 10 Tons Of Organic Chicken from KFC

The announcement by the FDA on Wednesday morning has sent a shock wave through the U.S. fast food industry and startled even its most loyal consumer base. The discovery, hidden in near plain sight within KFC's supply chain, has shaken the very t...

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Kim Davis: "Pole Dancing Helps Me Pray"

Funny story: Kim Davis: "Pole Dancing Helps Me Pray"

In an odd twist to the ever bizarre story of Kentucky clerk Kim Davis, a new interview in Christian Bigot Magazine unveils more secrets of the so-called conservative. "When I'm home alone, which ain't often with four ex husbands and several basta...

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Kentucky Court Clerk Nearing Completion of Preparations for Martyrdom Speaking Tour

Funny story: Kentucky Court Clerk Nearing Completion of Preparations for Martyrdom Speaking Tour

Morehead, Rowan County, KY - Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis has nearly completed her preparations to become a martyr and speaker on the subject of the abomination of same-sex marriage. Davis decided earlier this year that she wanted to make a caree...

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GOP Criticizing Obama for Picking Kentucky Instead of Israel

WASHINGTON -- Republican leaders are engaging in a bit of their own "March Madness" in criticizing President Obama for picking the number one ranked and undefeated Kentucky Wildcats to win the NCAA men's basketball championship instead of GOP favorit...

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March Madness: The Kentucky Wildcats Upset The Wichita State Shockers 78-76

Funny story: March Madness: The Kentucky Wildcats Upset The Wichita State Shockers 78-76

ST. LOUIS - There were a lot of shocked Shockers fans in the Scottrade Center as the loyal Wichita Staters saw there undefeated team 35-0 get beaten by the University of Kentucky Wildcats in the NCAA March Madness Tournament. Wichita State ended t...

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Miley Cyrus: My Kentucky/Tennessee Kin Not Complete Yokels

Funny story: Miley Cyrus: My Kentucky/Tennessee Kin Not Complete Yokels

Miley Cyrus says that she gets very upset when the press calls her and her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus yokels from Kentucky and Tennessee. One reporter claims she tried to cram his mike down his throat but had no proof. "She gets really mad at the 'Yo...

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Google Street View Technicians Crash Into Antique Bicycle Carrying Thomas Pynchon In Everly Brothers Hometown. Manhunt Over.

Funny story: Google Street View Technicians Crash Into Antique Bicycle Carrying Thomas Pynchon In Everly Brothers Hometown. Manhunt Over.

Drakesboro Kentucky, News has just emerged that technicians operating in a Google Street View vehicle collided with a Penny Farthing or high wheeler carrying fugitive conspiracy novelist Thomas Pynchon in rural Kentucky. Google spokesman:"We had to g...

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Al Qaeda Operatives Captured In Kentucky

Funny story: Al Qaeda Operatives Captured In Kentucky

PADUCAH, Kentucky - Law enforcement officials in Kentucky have stated that they have captured two Al Qaeda operatives. A representative with the Kentucky State Police informed the news media that officers had apprehended known Al Qaeda members Wal...

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Kentucky Fried Chicken Announces They May Stop Selling Chicken

Funny story: Kentucky Fried Chicken Announces They May Stop Selling Chicken

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - Word out of the home office of KFC is that the chicken franchise giant is considering making a big change to their restaurant menu. KFC spokesperson Willow Riffaletti, 37, informed the news media that four months ago they hi...

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Palace Malice Leaves Every Horse In The Dust As He Wins The Yucatan Commemorative Derby

Funny story: Palace Malice Leaves Every Horse In The Dust As He Wins The Yucatan Commemorative Derby

COZUMEL, Mexico - Kentucky racehorse Palace Malice has just become the first horse in Mexico to ever win the nation's Triple Crown of Horseracing as he handily won The Yucatan Commemorative Derby. Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette covered...

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Kentucky Bans Britney Spears Upskirt Photos

Funny story: Kentucky Bans Britney Spears Upskirt Photos

FRANKFORT, Kentucky - The Kentucky State Senate has just voted on a bill that has been hailed as one of the greatest bills to ever be approved in the history of the state. State Senator Audrey Fayella Prissprinti, 49, [R-Paducah], stated that it i...

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Frankenstorm relished by small Kentucky townfolk

Funny story: Frankenstorm relished by small Kentucky townfolk

Frankfort, Kentucky - We all know what it means to rain cats and dogs, but the people of Frankfort Kentucky can't wait for Frankenstorm. Few people have ever heard of the small town of Frankfort, Kentucky; but thanks to hurricane Sandy, and her...

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Viagra Overdose In Goosey Holler, Kentucky! (Bluegrass #11)

Funny story: Viagra Overdose In Goosey Holler, Kentucky! (Bluegrass #11)

Ralph has spent most of his Crazy Check the first weekend in November and is badly hung over Monday morning at the Cement Garden Ornaments Emporium when Melvin drops by and toots his horn! "Melvin! Quit that! My head's gonna splode!" "I know that look! You went out with Sarah Jean and spent all yore money Saturday night didn't you?" "NO! Oh my head. NO I didn't spend ALL of it. I got enou...

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Wild Church Service At Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #10)

Funny story: Wild Church Service At Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #10)

(Pete's store, 1949) Abe and Sally Foreside come in the front door of Pete's Country Store fanning dog pecker gnats. (Pete) "Doggone it! Those things follow you two around. Wish you would leave them at home. I had to spray for two hours the other day." "It's Abe and his coonhounds under the porch. We'll start going out the back door. Did the Liberry Truck leave the books?" "Yeah. Picke...

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Fire In The Hole At Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #9)

Funny story: Fire In The Hole At Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #9)

Melvin is driving over to eat a plate of tacos after smoking some joints out in the middle of his wife's garden when he sees Ralph running around his Cement Garden Ornaments with his pants down and screaming like a banshee until he slams into a concrete item that looks like a big bee, knocking himself flat on the ground. "What's the matter, Ralph? If there was anything chasing you, I can't see...

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Elvis Comes To Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #6)

Funny story: Elvis Comes To Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #6)

Ralph was just opening up his concrete garden ornaments business after running to the bank to see if his Crazy Check had been automatically deposited when his buddy Melvin come by. "Ralph, you thank that President Orbama person will let old Raw Pand cut our Crazy Checks?" "Naw. This years a votin year. No one gonna mess with our Crazy Checks till the votins over." "Well, I brung you a nic...

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Colonel Moammar Gadhafi Asks For A 'Cease Fire' During The NCAA's "March Madness" - Promises To Revert To "Ordinary Madness" In April

Funny story: Colonel Moammar Gadhafi Asks For A 'Cease Fire' During The NCAA's "March Madness" - Promises To Revert To "Ordinary Madness" In April

TRIPOLI, Libya - Colonel Moammar Gadhafi has asked for a temporary "Cease Fire" in the on going national lawless uprisings which have resulted in tumultuous turmoil throughout the country of Libya. According to Sports Territory Magazine, Colonel Gadhafi is one of the biggest U.S. collegiate basketball fans anywhere outside of the continental United States. The 68-year-old dictator has seen e...

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Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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