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Trump Plot to Buy Moons of Saturn for $1.00 Apiece Exposed

Funny story: Trump Plot to Buy Moons of Saturn for $1.00 Apiece Exposed

Science Town, CA Today, a plot for Trump to write an executive order for his family to buy the moons of Saturn for $1.00 apiece was exposed by a group of scientists. "The plot would have allowed Putin to buy the moons of Jupiter for just a ruble...

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NASA probe to fly by Jupiter's left testicle

Funny story: NASA probe to fly by Jupiter's left testicle

A space probe is about to complete a five year journey literally to the lap of the Gods. NASA's Scrote 3000 is expected to fly by the loins of Roman God Jupiter (often considered the same as Greek God Zeus) on Friday at brunch-time, taking detailed p...

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New Planet is Actually Peanut Butter on the Hubble Telescope's Lens

Funny story: New Planet is Actually Peanut Butter on the Hubble Telescope's Lens

Outer Space In retraction of a news flash yesterday about a new planet in our Solar System discovered, astronomers sheepishly admitted that the planet they had discovered and named "New Kid on the Block" after the astronomer's favorite childhood ban...

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Teenage Universe

Funny story: Teenage Universe

Back and to the Left news have come across sensational secret documents on Jupiter's "big red spot". We discovered the files on the 3:27 to Worthing On Sea, a train we were only on because a drinking competition had got out of hand. Way out of hand.

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Scientists Warn That Jupiter and Mars Are Getting Closer To Each Other

Funny story: Scientists Warn That Jupiter and Mars Are Getting Closer To Each Other

HOUSTON - NASA is reporting that two of the world's most prominent scientists Dr. Heinrich Von Heinrich and Dr. Currington S. Clexweiser have warned about a planetary situation involving Mars and Jupiter. Dr. Von Heinrich said that he and Dr. Clex...

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NASA Sound Equipment Picks Up Snake Hissing Sounds On Jupiter

Funny story: NASA Sound Equipment Picks Up Snake Hissing Sounds On Jupiter

HOUSTON - NASA is reporting that some extremely high tech sound equipment that it sent up to the planet Jupiter in April of 2009, has picked up what appears to be a snake hissing sound. Several of NASA's expert scientists have gotten together with...

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Jupiter To Be Renamed Back To Its Original Spelling - Joopiter

Funny story: Jupiter To Be Renamed Back To Its Original Spelling - Joopiter

HOUSTON - Scientists are planning on changing the name of the planet Jupiter back to its original spelling which was Joopiter. A spokesperson for the Solar System Coalition stated that when Jupiter was first discovered it was given the name Joopit...

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Gary "The Space Cadet" Busey Asks Donald Trump For A Loan

Funny story: Gary "The Space Cadet" Busey Asks Donald Trump For A Loan

TARZANA - Gary Busey's career was revitalized thanks to his two appearances on Donald Trump's NBC show Celebrity Apprentice. The singer, actor who just turned 69, on June 29, has never been shy and he would not hesitate for one second to try and s...

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Irish Astronomers: Vensus will collide with Jupiter Friday, Will it spell the end? American astronomers say 'Poppycock!"

Funny story: Irish Astronomers: Vensus will collide with Jupiter Friday, Will it spell the end? American astronomers say 'Poppycock!"

DUBLIN (ABSNN) -- Irish astronomers told the press today that the planets Venus and Jupiter will collide at 0327 GMT this coming Friday. The two planets seem only inches away this evening and may be seen in the Western sky said astronomers. "We'r...

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Charlie Sheen's Ex Moves Their Children To Jupiter

Funny story: Charlie Sheen's Ex Moves Their Children To Jupiter

Charlie Sheen's ex-wife Denise Richards, who became famous as a model even though she looks like she's been freebasing Joker venom, has decided to enroll their two children in a boarding school on the planet Jupiter, just to keep them from Sheen and...

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God Photoshops Jupiter

Funny story: God Photoshops Jupiter

An amateur astronomer from Australia has photos to prove that God has a computer and He's pretty good at photoshopping objects in the universe to change their appearance (God that is). Take Jupiter for example. Astronomers claim that normal pictur...

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Jupiter To Become Another Sun By 2012

Funny story: Jupiter To Become Another Sun By 2012

Houston TX-- NASA astronomers confirmed today the planet Jupiter is about to become a second sun by 2012. The new sun will change life on earth forever and will have unexpected consequences, according to NASA scientists. The solar-system's larges...

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TV Fat Man Phil Jupitus is Giant 'Gas' Planet Jupiter Shock

Funny story: TV Fat Man Phil Jupitus is Giant 'Gas' Planet Jupiter Shock

The Spoof can reveal professional fatty and lay-about Phil Jupitus, is actually the Giant Gas planet 'Jupiter'. For years the general public wondered where he came from and what the hell he does, but our undercover reporter has discovered the iden...

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Underpants Found Orbiting Jupiter!

Funny story: Underpants Found Orbiting Jupiter!

The Russian Space Probe Soyuz IV - currently on a mission to explore the surface of Jupiter - has instead discovered a pair of Underpants orbiting the giant planet!...

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Jupiter and Saturn Breaking Up

Funny story: Jupiter and Saturn Breaking Up

Mount Palomar, Ca (IP) - News from this observatory campus indicates that the planets Jupiter and Saturn are breaking up.

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Jupiter No Longer the Largest Planet

Funny story: Jupiter No Longer the Largest Planet

Mt Palomar, CA (IP) - Jupiter's status as the largest planet in the solar system has been downgraded by the International Astronomical Union. The planet has gone on a diet and has lost a considerable amount of weight.

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NASA & BNSC To Launch Big Ben For Jupiter Mission

Funny story: NASA & BNSC To Launch Big Ben For Jupiter Mission

BRITISH NATIONAL SPACE CENTER, LONDON (SPACE:YUK)--No sooner was the ink dry on the historic "Joint Statement of Intent for Co-operation in the Field of Space Exploration" agreement signed in Washington DC, Thursday 19 Apri...

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Awesome Jupiter to wreak Thanksgiving havoc for Panspermia's Cult of the Snake

Funny story: Awesome Jupiter to wreak Thanksgiving havoc for Panspermia's Cult of the Snake

Constellation of Sagittarius, Southern Hemisphere/Milky Way - (ReuterUs): They came at the dawn of time from the arsehole end of the universe, the Constellation of Ophiuchus - also known as Serpentarius - which gave them their adopted name of the Cul...

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Porn Lawyer Seeks to Expand Show-Biz Career

Fresh off countless CNN appearances, creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti has sued Marvel Comics, demanding to be taken on as their latest super-hero -- Rabid-Ranting-Rodent-Esquire-Dude.
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