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Valerie Thighborg claims Julian Assange has disappeared from the embassy

Funny story: Valerie Thighborg claims Julian Assange has disappeared from the embassy

Last night former assistant prosecutor from Sweden, Ms. Valerie Thighborg, arrived in London to once again visit with Mr. Assange. This week Judge Arbuthnot ruled Mr. Assange’s legal situation must remain unchanged. No longer with the prosecuto...

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Sir John Falstaff Society steps forward on Assange case

Funny story: Sir John Falstaff Society steps forward on Assange case

Yesterday UK Judge Emma Arbuthnot upheld the arrest warrant on Julian Assange. “I am not persuaded the warrant should be withdrawn,” she said. In response, England’s Sir John Falstaff Society has held a news conference. Mr. Assange was ar...

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Australian Government busted selling Medicare personal data on DarkWeb

Funny story: Australian Government busted selling Medicare personal data on DarkWeb

With the Australian government falling into disarray with the ongoing leadership musical chairs it appears even basic public governance duties are now being abandoned. It has been reported in the international media that the purchase of Australian...

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Swedish prosecutor's office sends Valerie Thighborg to conduct Assange to new hiding place

Funny story: Swedish prosecutor's office sends Valerie Thighborg to conduct Assange to new hiding place

With cancellation of the arrest warrant for Julian Assange by Swedish prosecutors, a new turn in the case is currently developing. This means the rape charge held for the past seven years has turned out as nothing but leverage for a political caus...

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Farage and Assange: Ode to heartbreaking loyalty

Julian Assange and Nigel Farage Just the two of them, no entourage. A clandestine rendezvous on a spring morning, Unexpected, rushed, without warning. Secrets shared in breathless whispers, Poignant comradeship, laughter, tears. Half -spoken words, a pat on the back Subtle handshake, a knowing smile. Good old Nigel, a faithful mate. He will stand by you, Julian. Have faith!...

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Trump Appoints Head Of FBI James Comey To Supreme Court

Funny story: Trump Appoints Head Of FBI James Comey To Supreme Court

When Rudy Giuliani heard that Donald Trump planned to appoint head of the FBI James Comey to the US Supreme Court, Giuliani went ballistic, claiming that the job was promised. Nah, Trump was reported as saying, adding that Comey gave him the White...

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Swedish prosecutor sends Valerie Thighborg to London to summarize the Assange case

Funny story: Swedish prosecutor sends Valerie Thighborg to London to summarize the Assange case

A new update on the Assange case is again rising to the surface. Ms. Valerie Thighborg, who has visited Mr. Assange twice previously (reported in these pages) has returned to Ecuador's London embassy to review Mr. Assange's current interrogation.

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Monica Lewinsky Leaked Hillary Clinton's Email Password

Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Leaked Hillary Clinton's Email Password

Today U.S. intelligence services confirmed Monica Lewinsky, the infamous White House intern whose sole claim to fame is having performed fellatio on President Bill Clinton, leaked Hillary's email password to Wikileaks. Intelligent source are 100% co...

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There Is Nothing Like A Dame For President

Funny story: There Is Nothing Like A Dame For President

Yep! There is nothing like a dame for President of the United States! Hillary's won it. Take that Putin and sneaky-weasel Julian Assange. Screams about Hillary's emails and a private server? Peanuts. No one was killed because of one of Hillary's...

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Ecuador Embassy Sets Conditions to Restore Assange's Internet

London, UK-The Ecuadorian embassy issued its first statement explaining their decision to halt internet access to Julian Assange, WikiLeaks editor-in-chief. "Julian Assange resides with us at the embassy since June 2012. Ecuador granted him polit...

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Obama Admits Birthers Got It Right, Italians Celebrate

Funny story: Obama Admits Birthers Got It Right, Italians Celebrate

Washington, DC - In what pundits are calling "Birthers of a Nation," President Barack Obama today acknowledged that "perhaps" he was born outside the United States to foreign parents and therefore did not qualify to become President. It was a stunnin...

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Presidential Debate Commission will lower percentage rule in exchange for 400 million dollar pallet

Funny story: Presidential Debate Commission will lower percentage rule in exchange for 400 million dollar pallet

Candidates joining the presidential debates this fall must have at least 15% public support based on polling via ABC, CBS, CNN, FOX, and NBC. Earlier this month, Trump at 36% and Clinton at 44% easily made the cut, whereas Gary Johnson was at 10 p...

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UK Secretary Hammond comments further on Julian Assange

Funny story: UK Secretary Hammond comments further on Julian Assange

Amidst the hurly burly of the nightclub 10 Downing Street Tomorrow in downtown London, UK Foreign Secretary Philip Hammond has offered more viewpoints on Mr. Assange's case to enquiring journalists. During the interview the Secretary tapped his fi...

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Valerie Thighborg returns from Swedish prosecutor's office to question Julian Assange

Funny story: Valerie Thighborg returns from Swedish prosecutor's office to question Julian Assange

Ecuador and Sweden have finally worked out details for a Swedish prosecutor to visit the embassy in London and question Mr. Assange. Accordingly, Ms. Valerie Thighborg has visited Mr. Assange for a second time (also see Spoof News Nov 1 014 same i...

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Assange responds to withdrawal of police from outside the embassy

Funny story: Assange responds to withdrawal of police from outside the embassy

According to a recent interview with Spoof News, Julian Assange has stated his relief at being able to look out the window and see no sign of police around the embassy. He stated that the shock of this development is only gradually wearing off. Fo...

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Sweden sends female prosecutor to question Assange she disappears into his room for two hours

Funny story: Sweden sends female prosecutor to question Assange she disappears into his room for two hours

The prosecutor's office in Sweden has finally sent a representative to question Julian Assange in Ecuador's London embassy. This assistant prosecutor is Ms. Valerie Thighborg, 29, brunette, slender, wearing Madame Orientale rouge lipstick, and att...

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Fears about 'exploding manhole cover syndrome' outside Ecuador embassy making Julian Assange bonkers

Funny story: Fears about 'exploding manhole cover syndrome' outside Ecuador embassy making Julian Assange bonkers

London, UK - A build-up of toxic safe house gases under the Ecuadorian embassy building in Knightsbridge has hit the fugitive from justice hard. WikiLeaks renegade Julian Assange fears his life is in danger from a potential explosion outside his...

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Supreme court decision money speaks with first amendment rights and personhood affects whistleblowers

Funny story: Supreme court decision money speaks with first amendment rights and personhood affects whistleblowers

Today's Supreme Court decision, that money (as with "money speaks") is entitled to first amendment protection and the rights of personhood, has again been hailed with the word "freeeedomm!" on conservative twitter sites. This new "money speaks" de...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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