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Homer Simpson beats Donald Trump in IQ test

Funny story: Homer Simpson beats Donald Trump in IQ test

The White House has reacted angrily to the result of an IQ contest which showed that Homer Simpson is smarter than President Trump. The cartoon hero scored in the low double digits and at least one point above his Presidential rival. It has been r...

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Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump

Funny story: Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump

Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump. Mensa, the international high intelligence group that only accepts people who pass a difficult IQ test, have in the age of Trump found a troubling enigma that causes them to review their statuses. T...

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Trump  demands IQ test for all voters!

In an interview with Fox News this morning President Donald Trump demanded that the US Congress pass legislation requiring all voters to undergo an IQ test as a qualification for voting in national elections. Sean Hannity quickly agreed with him and...

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Wisdom From The MENSA Dropouts

Funny story: Wisdom From The MENSA Dropouts

Four Bits of Special Knowledge That Will Show Everyone You Are MENSA Quality! My wife and I know we have to make a few sacrifices for our marriage to work, but the animal shelter people are beginning to get a little suspicious. When my wife and I first met, she didn't like me much because I'm almost 40 years older than she is. But I eventually won her over, partially because I've g...

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Brainy tot proves kids--even little geniuses--say the darndest things!

She's smarter than Abraham Lincoln (I. Q. 128), Bill Clinton (I. Q. 137), Napoleon Bonaparte (I. Q. 145) Sigmund Freud (I. Q. 156), Benjamin Franklin (I. Q. 160), and even Stephen Hawking (I Q. 160). Three-year-old Alice Amos, of the United Kingdom (...

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USDA To Implement IQ Test For Food Stamp Participants

Funny story: USDA To Implement IQ Test For Food Stamp Participants

WASHINGTON, DC - The United States Department of Agriculture announced today that it will begin testing participants in the Electronic Benefit Transfer (EBT) program, commonly known as "Food Stamps". USDA Spokesperson, Juwanna Jahb, said that "Aft...

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Hair extensions reduce intelligence

Funny story: Hair extensions reduce intelligence

Concern is spreading after a recent survey from Lancaster Hairdressing University that hints at an inverse relationship between hair extension length and IQ. "We've not tied down the mechanism yet," said Graham Henry Boardman, who invented hair st...

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Air Jordan limited edition for sale?

Funny story: Air Jordan limited edition for sale?

People with an intelligence quota between 22-68 caused a frenzy at retail outlets across the nation as scuffles broke out that nearly caused riots in many places. Garry Kasparov, World Chess Grandmaster, who possess an intelligence quota of 190 s...

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White Supremacists have the lowest IQ

Funny story: White Supremacists have the lowest IQ

In a recent survey carried out by Gallop Holes, it was discovered that aligning yourself to a party such as the BNP is a massive indicator of IQ, much more so than economic or educational background. "We were amazed," said Lee Ping, Gallop Hole's...

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Mentally Challenged Victims of IQ Scam May Get Their Money Back

ATLANTA, GA - People with below average intelligence, whether it be from heredity, birth defect, or brain injury, are now targets of yet another scam in which the perpetrators claim to be able to raise the IQ of an affected person by as much as 50 po...

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Study: Erectile Dysfunction Drugs Lower IQ

Funny story: Study: Erectile Dysfunction Drugs Lower IQ

A recent study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) reveals that drugs used to treat erectile dysfunction can lower a man's IQ by up to 30 points. The study, which followed a group of middle-aged men for two years wh...

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Children Who Eat Alpha-Bits Cereal 30% Smarter Than Those Who Don't

Funny story: Children Who Eat Alpha-Bits Cereal 30% Smarter Than Those Who Don't

Here is another story about your tax dollars being put to good use. A research scientist in Battle Creek, Michigan, home of a couple of the largest cereal manufacturers in the United States, has just concluded a year-long study into the effects certa...

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Scientists prove having a low I.Q. means you won't be able to read this

Funny story: Scientists prove having a low I.Q. means you won't be able to read this

A team of researchers from the University of Chipping Sodbury have today published their findings about how having a low I.Q. means you won't be able to read this article. The boffins admit that if you do have a low I.Q. then you might just about...

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Theologian determines God's IQ - intelligent design questioned

Funny story: Theologian determines God's IQ - intelligent design questioned

In post-modern times, 'intelligent design' is the theory most often offered as a challenge to Darwinian evolution. According to the theory of intelligent design, various physical structures, such as the human eye, are simply too well-made to be co...

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Child Born with Hat Stand IQ Stuns Ivy League Profs

Funny story: Child Born with Hat Stand IQ Stuns Ivy League Profs

Child born with the IQ of a Hat Stand immediately works out the quickest route for navigating a bowl of spaghetti. This remarkable achievement took place on the child's first day of life. By the second day the child solved the "Salesmanship...

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Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Score Surprisingly Low on Paparazzi IQ Contest

Funny story: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Score Surprisingly Low on Paparazzi IQ Contest

Gossip columnists, paparazzi and exploiters of the undeserving rich and infamous have established a foundation to test the intelligence quotient of the many poor bastards that are constantly hounded and persecuted for their supposed star power.Many a...

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New Mensa Arrives

Funny story: New Mensa Arrives

DENSA, a rival to MENSA, for completely thick and stupid people, has been formed by Albert Barnswallow an unemployed dustman from Chatteris Cambridgeshire, England. 'Eres howit'll work' said Albert, gruffly, to local reporter Mandy Grimdyke. '...

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Blonde Scientist Finds Human Babies Incredibly Dumb

Funny story: Blonde Scientist Finds Human Babies Incredibly Dumb

Philadelphia PA-- It turns out babies are incredibly stupid! That is the opinion of Dr. Barbi Doll of the University of Pencilvania. Dr. Doll just completed a 20-year study of babies from every income and ethnic group. She concluded human babies a...

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