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Chicago Blackhawks to Change Logo

Funny story: Chicago Blackhawks to Change Logo

According to reliable sources within the Blackhawks staff, they are thinking about getting a new logo - not because of the Blackhawk's use of the Native American Head but because of how they are playing this season and how many sponsors are pulling o...

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Rival Hockey team 'Scarecrow' their opponents.

Funny story: Rival Hockey team 'Scarecrow' their opponents.

Police were called after an ill-tempered rival women's hockey match, spiralled out of control. After being recipients of some fiery and unpenalized challenges, the visiting Ravens team,decide to'even things up'by deploying their infamous 'Scarecro...

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"Sudden Death Nursing Home" Opens in Tampa

Funny story: "Sudden Death Nursing Home" Opens in Tampa

Tampa, Fl - "Sudden Death Nursing Home" opened today and is admitting new residents. The owner is very excited to promote the first known sports-themed nursing home. Owner Mort Fast tweeted, "We love our new name, not Sunset or October. For...

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National Hockey League to Ban All Teams Located in Areas With No Ice

Funny story: National Hockey League to Ban All Teams Located in Areas With No Ice

Yellowknife, Canada In an effort to bring professional hockey back to its roots, the NHL, now relocated way up near the North Pole in the Yukon, have announced that teams that are in areas that don't have lakes that freeze or even snow can't have a h...

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Mark Stone can still jerk off

Funny story: Mark Stone can still jerk off

There was a scary moment in last night's game between the Ottawa Senators and the Montreal Canadiens. Following a PK Subban slash, Ottawa's Mark Stone collapse on the ice, writhing in pain. He promptly left the ice holding his right wrist. "I'm o...

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Top 10 excuses why the New York Rangers won't win the Stanley Cup

Funny story: Top 10 excuses why the New York Rangers won't win the Stanley Cup

The New York Rangers weren't expected to earn a spot in this year's Stanley Cup Playoffs. But they surprised the experts by making it to the final round. Unfortunately, their opponent, the Los Angeles Kings, is playing up to expectations, and is abo...

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US Loses to Canada, Americans Grieve Briefly, But Then Remember They Hate Hockey

Funny story: US Loses to Canada, Americans Grieve Briefly, But Then Remember They Hate Hockey

The United States lost another heartbreaking game today to Canada in the Olympics by a score of 1-0. Less than 24 hours removed from the US Women losing a gut wrenching game to the Canadian, the men followed suit in Sochi. The 2012 Olympics bro...

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Rejected Olympic sports: 5 new events you won't be seeing in Sochi

Funny story: Rejected Olympic sports: 5 new events you won't be seeing in Sochi

The Olympic Village, Russia - If you have the feeling that the 2014 Olympic Games are a little short on activities, give yourself a medal. Five brand-new sports created for Sochi's big show were shot down without getting as much as a singe from the O...

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A Colorado Group Wants The Colorado Avalanche of The NHL To Change Its Name

Funny story: A Colorado Group Wants The Colorado Avalanche of The NHL To Change Its Name

DENVER - Word from the world of sports is that there is a movement in Colorado to change the name of the National Hockey League Colorado Avalanche to the Colorado Pot Pucks. According to Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette, the movement was...

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Malawi Hockey Team Prepares for Olympics

Funny story: Malawi Hockey Team Prepares for Olympics

Though they have never seen snow, or even ice for that matter, the men are gearing up for a tough contest against their Northern foes "We're good with our sticks", says team captain Umambi The group is pretty sure that knockin' over a few...

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Hockey player suspended for having too many teeth

Funny story: Hockey player suspended for having too many teeth

Cold part, Canada - Starting defenseman Larry McMurphy was suspended 2 games for his repeated violation of NHL dress code. According to section 3.41.2 "No player, in accordance with hockey tradition, shall have a complete set of front teeth." His sus...

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Charlie Sheen Throws A Fit At The NHL Stanley Cup Finals in Los Angeles

Funny story: Charlie Sheen Throws A Fit At The NHL Stanley Cup Finals in Los Angeles

LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that the old Charlie Sheen has returned from the "Land of The Spaced Out" and has made an appearance at L.A.'s Staples Center. According to Fuchsia Garfunkel with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle Sheen had gone to th...

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Coming Soon! The Girl's Bikini Hockey League

Funny story: Coming Soon! The Girl's Bikini Hockey League

TULSA - First it was Women's Beach Volleyball and then came The Lingerie Football League. And now thanks to sports mogul Carson "Dollar $ign$" Esterelli, the American males will soon be gazing upon gorgeous women in The Girl's Bikini Hockey League...

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Donald Trump To Buy Madison Square Garden

Funny story: Donald Trump To Buy Madison Square Garden

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump in a surprise move has made an offer to purchase the world's most famous arena Madison Square Garden. The billionaire who still is considering running for the office of president of the United States told a close frien...

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Obama Warns Canada Not to Interfere With Conflict

Funny story: Obama Warns Canada Not to Interfere With Conflict

Pierre, SD - President Barracks Obama today again warned Canada not to interfere with the ongoing conflict between North and South Dakota. The two states have been at odds after both ended up having competing teams in the regional hockey finals. "...

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Prison Inmate Fights Turns Into Hockey Games

Funny story: Prison Inmate Fights Turns Into Hockey Games

Following several recent prison inmate fights at four U.S. northern states, prison officials have decided to flood the common area prison grounds, create an ice rink and distribute hockey equipment to anyone wanting time out of their cells. Adviso...

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James Wisniewski Shows Steve Avery How To Brush Rear Molars, Gets Suspended.

Funny story: James Wisniewski Shows Steve Avery How To Brush Rear Molars, Gets Suspended.

The four people who still follow ice hockey are up in arms over the NHL's decision to suspend Islanders defenseman James Wisniewski, after Wisniewski took time out of his busy day to show Rangers douchebag Sean Avery the proper way to brush the rear...

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The Philadelphia Flyers Continue To Suck

Funny story: The Philadelphia Flyers Continue To Suck

The Philadelphia Flyers, The National Hockey League's dung pile representing Southeastern Pennsylvania, has lost it's bid to win the Stanley Cup, quitting and giving up during overtime of Game 6 with the Chicago Blackhawks. While this was undoubte...

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