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UK Wildlife Sanctuaries Inundated in Heatwave

Funny story: UK Wildlife Sanctuaries Inundated in Heatwave

Wildlife Sanctuaries across the UK are feeling the effects of the heatwave, with many more animals than usual crossing their thresholds every day. One Sanctuary ,"Debbies Donkeys" in Wales said that every morning seagulls are queueing by the door...

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Men realises waistcoats aren't the way to go in a heatwave

Funny story: Men realises waistcoats aren't the way to go in a heatwave

Tony Hemmings, 33, the cock of the walk in Basingstoke has realised that despite Gareth Southgate's leading work in the field, waist-coats are not the defacto male clothing to be worn during a heat-wave. 'Imagine my surprise, to be following the s...

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Heatwave Causes Mass Delusions

Funny story: Heatwave Causes Mass Delusions

For those of us basking in the recent heatwave taking care with the sun cream, there are others who are not being so careful and are risking serious heatstroke. The NHS has reported a massive increase in people who believe that England have just w...

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Heatwave Causes Nudity Problems In Suburban UK

Funny story: Heatwave Causes Nudity Problems In Suburban UK

The continuing heatwave which has seen temperatures across the UK rise to same levels as other countries across the world, has brought with it an influx of complaints. Apart from the usual "it's too bloody hot" whingers, the general public is comp...

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Woman in England Denied Ice Cream In Heatwave

Funny story: Woman in England Denied Ice Cream In Heatwave

A woman was today denied an ice cream by a seriously fat vendor in an ice cream van outside a school. The woman had had a particularly long, hot, difficult day at work had just been thinking that if there was an ice cream van parked outside the sc...

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Global warming hits UK with impunity

Funny story: Global warming hits UK with impunity

Thousands of UK residents have been locked outside due to the unusual high temperatures in February caused by El Nino the "beast from the west!" Retailers all over the country are struggling to provide boiling-hot customers with shorts, flip-flops, a...

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Phoenix, Arizona, is so hot even rattlesnakes need airco!

Funny story: Phoenix, Arizona, is so hot even rattlesnakes need airco!

A heatwave hitting Phoenix, Arizona is causing several problems and not only to humans! Jaggedone and his CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army; very appropriate here), is on a chilling-down trip escaping from Brexit lunacy in the US. As soon as he lan...

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Heatwave creates innovative methods in how to get some kip!

Funny story: Heatwave creates innovative methods in how to get some kip!

The heatwave affecting most of Europe has caused many people to create methods of getting some sleep. In fact, such situations sometimes bring out the very best in people (and sadly sometimes the worst!). Here are Jaggedone's methods for UK suffer...

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The Sun V the Sun

Funny story: The Sun V the Sun

As Britain resides in the grip of a paralysis due to a foreign invader (the sun) Back and to the Left news decided to get some insight into this deadly heat wave. We spoke to Sun journalist Farr Right to try and gauge the nation's feelings on these,...

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Local Women Blames Bad Date on Meal at Spicy Indian Restaurant

Funny story: Local Women Blames Bad Date on Meal at Spicy Indian Restaurant

Gladys Hornswagger of Morristown, Tennessee blames her ruined date with 'that hot nerd' Griffin Gaskey, on their date at the new Taj Palace Plus Restaurant in nearby Knoxville. The proprietors told the couple that their food was authentic Indian b...

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Viagra ban for Prince Philip

Funny story: Viagra ban for Prince Philip

Windsor - "Bloody country's going to the dogs if a bloke can't have his little blue pills," a wrecked isle dysfunction specialist at the Palace said today as searing temperatures continued to cook Prince Philip's giblets. The nonagenarian curmudge...

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...In the good old summertime!

Funny story: ...In the good old summertime!

After better part of 20 months living in semi-darkness with household lights necessary during supposed daylight hours the UK is suddenly basking in what the weather clowns refer to as a 'heatwave'. For the average Pom the term 'heatwave' refers to...

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Olympic Torch lights Indiana on fire, Wal-Mart to blame

Funny story: Olympic Torch lights Indiana on fire, Wal-Mart to blame

St. Louis (SAPP) - The 2012 Olympics in London will be getting no help from the U.S.A. this year. Drought, heatwave, and burn bans have crippled the effort to send the Olympic Flame through the Midwest this year. But this may soon change. "This to...

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Is the heatwave is a cynical conspiracy against soaring energy bills?

Funny story: Is the heatwave is a cynical conspiracy against soaring energy bills?

London - A hush-hush meeting of UK energy providers has warned that draconian tariff increases in householders' heating bills are being deliberately thwarted by freakish weather conditions. Price increases of up to 19% had been targetted for the a...

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Heatwave turns Princess Diana Fountain into toxic soup

Funny story: Heatwave turns Princess Diana Fountain into toxic soup

London - "Smells like lobster gumbo during advanced putrefaction," worried Royal Parks Agency sources admitted today. By lunchtime hundreds of London sunbathers had been taken in droves to A&E as noxious fumes continued to spew from the tragic...

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Bloomin heatwave sets fire to petunias shockhorror!

Funny story: Bloomin heatwave sets fire to petunias shockhorror!

London - Barking resident Mrs Iris McReedy spoke of her dismay today after a greenhouse gas-fuelled solar arson attack fried the contents of her hanging basket. The octogenarian pensioner said she'd noticed 'a funny pong' "like smouldering compost...

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Non-Hurricane Don Got His Butt Kicked By The Texas Heat Wave

Funny story: Non-Hurricane Don Got His Butt Kicked By The Texas Heat Wave

CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas - People in the Lone Star state coastal town of Corpus Christi, known as The Sparkling City By The Bay did not even bother going out To Home Depot or Lowe's and purchasing plywood to board up their windows. Lifelong Corpus Ch...

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National Weather Service Issues Idiot Warning for Most of U.S.

Funny story: National Weather Service Issues Idiot Warning for Most of U.S.

Tracking temperatures well into the 90's across the United States, with some regions topping 100 degrees Fahrenheit, the National Weather Service has decided to escalate their normal advisory up to an "Idiot Warning" for the next two days. Advis...

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