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Funny story: Characters, characters everywhere; but not a thought to tweet

Characters, characters everywhere; but not a thought to tweet

Barry Chuckle, (no,not that one) is shocked to learn that he now has the option of doubling the length of his tweets. The sexist fool gets himself into enough trouble with 140 characters, so just imagine what he could do with 280 instead? Mrs C...
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Funny story: Death on the Back Nine - Approaching that Final Hole

Death on the Back Nine - Approaching that Final Hole

As my friends grow older - we're all in our 80s now - the sportsmen among us like to compare aging to the back nine of golf. Instead of confronting the obvious but unspoken end of game event, they suggest ways to make the back nine of life productive and worthwhile. Although life may move at a slower pace, a birdie on one of the last nine holes may be more satisfying than one made earlier. But w...
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Funny story: Fat Cat Fringo scores a hole in one on all 18 greens of Trump National Golf Course

Fat Cat Fringo scores a hole in one on all 18 greens of Trump National Golf Course

COLTS NECK, N.J. - Ghost Town County Political Boss and Gawdzillionaire Fat Cat Fringo had an unbelievable and ultra-spectacular score at Trump National on Monday. Yes, believe it or not, Fringo knocked down a hole in one on all 18 holes of the well...
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Funny story: Yes, His Athletic Feats Show Donald Trump to be a Real Bad-ass!

Yes, His Athletic Feats Show Donald Trump to be a Real Bad-ass!

Donald Trump's recent "tweet" about him being some bad-ass WWF dynamo who pins a CNN reporter to the mat shows the delusional wanderings of a truly insane lunatic. Come on, Donald Trump, some wiry kid that weighs 1/3 your weight who is in halfway...
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Funny story: Pro Golfer Kills Moose With Calloway's New Epic Driver

Pro Golfer Kills Moose With Calloway's New Epic Driver

Erin Hills, Wisconsin. Chip Fairway, reporting live from the 117th U.S. Open Golf Tournament. After having my PGA Media credentials reinstated, I am happy to be reporting from a live event for the first time in quiet some time. Through some con...
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Funny story: DUI Cops: Tiger Woods Asleep at Wheel of Spaceship

DUI Cops: Tiger Woods Asleep at Wheel of Spaceship

Tiger Woods may be out of the Voyager Tournament as details are emerging in the DUI arrest of the golfing legend: Apparently Woods was passed out and stalled in the fast lane of Intergalactic Highway Q451 West. Intergalactic Highway Police respond...
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Funny story: For pro golfer Bob Twat, being cute and inspirational may have to be enough

For pro golfer Bob Twat, being cute and inspirational may have to be enough

DULUTH, GA ---- Bob Twat bogeyed two of the last three holes during his play at Friday's PGA Tour Champions' Mitsubishi Electric Classic. "It's disappointing that I actually hit two nice shots on 7 and 9," he said. "Otherwise, I'd be even further...
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Funny story: Old Aussie golfers never die they just watch snakes devouring wallabies!

Old Aussie golfers never die they just watch snakes devouring wallabies!

Ageing Aussie golfers heading towards the eighteenth were caught by surprise as a huge Scrub Python leaped (can they leap?) out of a bush, grabbed a wallaby by the neck and devoured the thing in front of their eyes! Not wishing to interrupt the na...
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Funny story: Ryder Cup golfer scores hole in one or two news stories

Ryder Cup golfer scores hole in one or two news stories

The brother of Masters champion and Ryder Cup star, Danny Willett, has inadvertently let the establishment off the hook, in an article he initially wrote about the Home Office Select committee. Peter Willett, a schoolteacher from Sheffield and n...
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Funny story: New Study Finds Yelling At Golf Ball Has No Effect

New Study Finds Yelling At Golf Ball Has No Effect

West Palm Beach, FL - A recent study conducted at golf tournaments on the PGA Tour and LPGA events has uncovered the disheartening fact that yelling at your golf ball during flight has absolutely no effect on how it behaves. "I just can't believe...
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Funny story: Golfers To March Across America, Demanding Free Greens Fees

Golfers To March Across America, Demanding Free Greens Fees

WASHINGTON, DC - Golfers were set to walk off golf courses across the United States today to protest ballooning greens fees and rally for free golf balls. The demonstrations are planned just two days after thousands of fast-food workers took to th...
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Funny story: PGA Won't Let Tiger Use His Dick As Putter

PGA Won't Let Tiger Use His Dick As Putter

Dublin, Ohio - The day after shooting the worst round in his illustrious golfing career, an 85, at Jack Nicklaus's Memorial Tourny, Tiger Woods' caddie told our man on the scene, Chip Fairway, that his boss's mental frustrations on the course all ste...
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Funny story: Pro Golfer Erik Compton Gets A Quick Liver Switch

Pro Golfer Erik Compton Gets A Quick Liver Switch

Dallas, TX - Our man, Chip Fairway, is out on the long lonely pro golf trail, where it's Texas Swing time on the PGA Tour. Along the way, he has uncovered the tale of a man who has seen some adversity on his way to becoming a pro golf journey man. Er...
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Funny story: Rory Breaks Up With Hampster, Wins Twice!

Rory Breaks Up With Hampster, Wins Twice!

Charlotte, NC - It seems to any keen golf fan that World #1 golfer, Rory McIlroy, plays best after he has parted ways in a relationship. Last year, after kicking his fiancee, Woz, to the curb, he immediately won two big tournaments. Now, according to...
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Funny story: Diane "Duane" Sawyer Also Outed At Big Jenner Interview."

Diane "Duane" Sawyer Also Outed At Big Jenner Interview."

Malibu, CA - Production Assistant, Alicia Glitz, was just trying to scratch her way up to the mid-level ranks of the hair and make-up department, in the dog-eat-dog entertainment industry, when she scored a job on the big Bruce Jenner interview, with...
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Funny story: Phil Mickelson Can't Stop All The Hat-Tipping Nonsense!

Phil Mickelson Can't Stop All The Hat-Tipping Nonsense!

Scottsdale, Arizona - Chip Fairway, here at the world famous PGA Training Facility of Scottsdale, where pro players can undergo any number of tests they think will help lower their score out on the course. A well-trained team of doctors, swing coache...
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Funny story: Golfer Furyk Spotted Selling Tartan Jacket Trophy After Win at Hilton Head

Golfer Furyk Spotted Selling Tartan Jacket Trophy After Win at Hilton Head

Hilton Head, South Carolina - Our man on the golf scene, Chip Fairway, had been at the RBC Heritage Golf Tournament for four very long days - his work was done. There was nothing left to do but smudge some dirt over the scratch on his rental car and...
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Funny story: Rory Takes Another Swing at Wozniacki!

Rory Takes Another Swing at Wozniacki!

Dublin, Ireland - Most journalists covering the sporting world thought it would never happen, but it has - Irish Golfer Rory Mcilroy has taken the star tennis player, Caroline Wozniacki, back into his well-pumped biceps. We had our Ace-In-The-Hol...
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Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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