German Science Academy- "A core base of life has been discovered," says the German Council of the MIE, Most Intelligent Emeritus, an organization of gifted German intellectuals. They have received a message from one of the Creator's of humanity.
Have you ever had a storm named after you? If so, and you are still alive to read this story, consider yourself lucky. Only 3% of the people who have storms named after them live to tell about it.
Weather (pun intended), it is a winter storm, a hurricane, a tornado, or anything else, those people who have had the misfortune of a storm using their name, usually suffer weird and unexplained death...
After thousands of years of questions and loyalties, turmoil and radicalism, wars and crusades, stonings and hostage taking, tonight the creator of the universe speaks to humanity!
(Que: Opening soundtrack music from movie, The Ten Commandments)
Good evening. I am your host, Adam Handy, and this is God Speak.
Tonight's guest-deity will be determined by the spinning...
Sorry, you can't go back any further!
Blue tits, lavender tits, silicone tits!
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