Emmaus, PA - Once the height of fashion, granite counter tops are going the way of the Studebaker. What's in fashion now, according to Ms. McBoobay, Emmaus real estate agent, are the old counter tops that were in during the 1990's. The cheap old com...
Scientists have discovered a way to remove all plastic and other garbage from the face of the planet by unleashing a "plastic gorging caterpillar" to do the filthy jobs refuse companies and governments have failed miserably to do.
Instead of the g...
The annual dodo show that sweeps the feet of millions in Europe away has been banned (There is a God after all)! The organisers, EBU, have admitted the terrible music, groups, singers and transvestites participating are a health hazard to those milli...
Billy Raymond of Studs, Georgia has been fired by the state government because he was reported as only doing his job in a half-ass way.
Raymond was the second worker fired this week after Chester Moleturd became victim number one earlier.
WALLA WALLA, WASHINGTON - Officials announced today that Waste Management of the West (WMOW) has signed an agreement with the federal government to begin utilizing Hell's Canyon as their newest waste site for Oregon, Washington, and Idaho.
Lindsay Lohan told what reporters who still hang around her that she thought Duck Dynasty was the worst show she had ever seen.
Those at the scene stated that she laughed and called them Hillbillies.
"What is this a joke? Television ratings so...
Archaeologists can tell you that a person's garbage tells a lot about them. It is often all that's left of a civilization, and they will go to great lengths to put potsherds together to see what they have.
In modern times, our trash can also ti...
Here's a tip from an Old Time reporter: Get rid of any old sex toys or this might happen to you.
Martha and I were saying goodbye to our grandson who was headed off to college when he came downstairs from the attic where he was looking for his luc...
British MP's are demanding at least a 32% payrise because they feel the hot-air garbage that spews out of their mouths is worth much more than what they are receiving at the moment!
David Cameron who spews out the most hot-air rhetoric, is demandi...
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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents
Roseanne Smokes Ambien, Commits Genocide
Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned
Inspector General’s Report Is Out
Trump Takes the U.S. Out of the U.N.
Secret Plot to Have Trump Declare War on Canada Revealed
Trump Gives North Carolina to Kim Jong Un in Return for De-Nuclearization
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Roseanne Claims that Ambien Turned Her Into An Asshole
Trump Pardons Himself for All the Pussies He's Grabbed
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