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New feminist org petitions PBS to cease showing mating dance of hummingbirds!

A new feminist organization made up of members 0f the previous "Just Say NO" and "Abstinence Only" orgs has petitioned PBS to cease showing mating dances of hummingbirds and other mating rituals of animals. "There is NOTHING beautiful about these dis...

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New feminist org petitions FDA to stop manufacture of testosterone drugs!

A new feminist organization calling itself the..."Alt Pussy" has announced its petition to the FDA to curtail all manufacturing of testosterone drugs in the USA. The group is made up primarily of women harassed by Harvey Weinstein, Bill O'Reilly and...

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FEMEN damages natural landmark

Funny story: FEMEN damages natural landmark

Norwegians are collecting money to repair the famous penis shaped rock formation damaged by FEMEN protesters who complained the natural formation promotes sex tourism, sexism, and pregnant women. The popular tourist attraction is located in southe...

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Chivalry Not Quite Dead Yet, New Study Finds

Funny story: Chivalry Not Quite Dead Yet, New Study Finds

NEW YORK, NY - Despite previous claims that chivalry had died, new research suggests that, though in critical condition, it is, in fact, still alive. Originally a set of principles for medieval knights, chivalry had, in more recent centuries lead...

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US Senate To Investigate Recent Rash Of Feminist Crotch Grabbing Incidents

Funny story: US Senate To Investigate Recent Rash Of Feminist Crotch Grabbing Incidents

After a topless feminist protester grabbed President Trump by the crotch while he was visiting a wax museum in Madrid, Spain, a wave of copycat attacks have plagued men who are caught alone in elevators, offices and public places. As the attacks...

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Area Feminist Just Wants Aggressively Masculine Man to Grab Her by the Pussy

ST. LOUIS, MO - Speaking to reporters on Tuesday, local feminist activist Jessica Bell revealed that all she really, really wants is to be groped by a strange man, preferably one who adheres to rigorously strict gender norms. "Really, the rougher...

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The Alt.Right Is To The Right Of The Crazy GOP Right

Funny story: The Alt.Right Is To The Right Of The Crazy GOP Right

The alt.right has been much in the news because one of the movement's supporters, Ronald Dickhead, the former head of Brietbart is now the CEO of the Trump campaign. Too, it's in the news because the alt.right supports Trump for President of the U.S...

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Men's rights groups celebrate Cannes Burqini ban

Men's rights activists greeted the news to ban burqinis in Cannes beach with chest-bumping and uncontrollable hooting. "Hell yea", one such man screamed as he rocked his fists into the air. The spokesperson for the pro-men 'Feminism-But-For-M...

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"It's 2016," declare researchers

Funny story: "It's 2016," declare researchers

Researchers from the Blue Sky Institute of San Francisco published ground-breaking research earlier this week that confirmed earlier theories posited by Justin Trudeau, earlier this year. "It's, umm, really quite interesting," panted Dr. Jones, th...

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The Peculiar Life and Lonely Death of the Last Revolutionary

Funny story: The Peculiar Life and Lonely Death of the Last Revolutionary

Communist espousing, failed cult leader, bigot, and black power feminist, Binacra Washington died in a Baltimore assisted living facility Wednesday, she was 71. Born in Atlanta, GA. April, 3rd 1944 she was the daughter of Gully and Ginger Washing...

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Man wins woman of the year award

Funny story: Man wins woman of the year award

A 38 year old man from Belfast, Northern Ireland has won this year's woman of the year award. Patrick McMahon, who works as a long distance truck driver delivering stationery, is said to be delighted at being this year's recipient. Speaking...

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Oscars To Be Re-named the Patties

In a controversial move announced today the Oscars are to be re-named the Patties. A spokesman from the Oscars committee made the following announcement. "We were told that a statue of a bare-chested bald man holding a sword between his legs was...

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Men Banned From Public Transport

Funny story: Men Banned From Public Transport

In a controversial move announced today, all transport companies across the USA will be taking steps to ban men from using public transport at peak times. This follows a successful campaign by Free the Space, an activist group founded by Chloe Ben...

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Free The Nipple Campaign- Feminists Call for Criminalization of Female Sexualization

Funny story: Free The Nipple Campaign- Feminists Call for Criminalization of Female Sexualization

The re-emergence of the Free the Nipple Campaign has really taken hold with Feminists around the world especially here in the states. Based on the idea that a woman's nipples are no more offensive than a man's nipples, it has sparked the demand for...

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Pots Pans and A Shocking Deathbed Confession

Funny story: Pots Pans and A Shocking Deathbed Confession

New York, N.Y. - The Association of Cookware and Bakeware Manufacturers lost one of their giants last month. Allen Spencer was a key mover and shaker in the industry that helped turn kitchenware into something that made a house a home. In a soon to b...

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Female motorcycle gang, the Satan Sluts, swamp Whitley Bay in unnecessary riot.

Funny story: Female motorcycle gang, the Satan Sluts, swamp Whitley Bay in unnecessary riot.

The ladies motorcycle club, the Satan's Sluts have been causing chaos along East Coast seaside resorts over the weekend. The police have been run ragged and one force in particular at Whitley Bay - were stretched to their very limits. The gang congre...

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Having A Truly Gigantic Cock Correlates Strongly With Low Life Time Earnings, Study Finds

Funny story: Having A Truly Gigantic Cock Correlates Strongly With Low Life Time Earnings, Study Finds

It turns out that having a massive penis is not the umitigated blessing most men aged 8 through 80 think it to be. Though it may boost mightily one's self-esteem, a recent research study says it can be quite hard on the pocketbook. In a paper tit...

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All Oscar nominees for Best Actress award are women

For the first time in history, all the nominees for Best Actress at the Oscar's are women. The surprise turnaround follows sustained pressure from feminist activist groups, who called the decision to give the coveted Best Actress award to male no...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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