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Turks Rally Round Tortured Puppy During Elections

Funny story: Turks Rally Round Tortured Puppy During Elections

Two warring factions in Turkey have both decided to use the brutal maiming of a helpless puppy to further their political agendas during the forthcoming elections. The tiny helpless pup with huge sad eyes practically handed itself to spindoctors o...

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Local Elections 2018: A Voter's Guide to the Polling Booth

Funny story: Local Elections 2018: A Voter's Guide to the Polling Booth

In response to readers' letters, emails and frequently asked questions to our political correspondent, Paxton Quigley, The Spoof is publishing its own guide to voting rights and wrongs. Can I vote in my pyjamas? (Sloppy Steve) Don't be stupid. Yo...

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A Facebook Quiz for Magazines

Funny story: A Facebook Quiz for Magazines

What type of Facebook user are you? Answer the follow questions to find out: 1. Do you like to forward silly memes? A) What's a meme. B) I don't like to annoy people. C) Only if it's funny. D) Always. 2. How many Facebook friends do you have? A) 10 B) 100 C) 1,000 D) 10,000 3. Do you enjoy adverts on the internet? A) I hate them. B) They are a necessary evil. C) I can't stop cl...

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Trump Loses Fight with a Lamb

Funny story: Trump Loses Fight with a Lamb

Washington, DC - A young lamb wearing blue just showed up from a deeply red district in Pennsylvania, and President Donald Trump is running scared. He called the lamb a "sham" but the name would not stick. He said he was better looking than the lam...

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Trump Family Buys Angelfire, GeoCities, AltaVista, Ask Jeeves, and Netscape Web Browser

Funny story: Trump Family Buys Angelfire, GeoCities, AltaVista, Ask Jeeves, and Netscape Web Browser

Mar-A-Lago, Florida Eric Trump, Donald's son, has been studying the Internet in hopes of getting a jump on his father's 2020 Presidential campaign. "I have found lots of communication sites that have been neglected and become downgraded propertie...

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2017 - With thanks to Billy Joel

Funny story: 2017 - With thanks to Billy Joel

Snap election, Britain votes New £1 coins, new £10 notes Robert Mugabe finally goes Mount Agung in Bali blows RyanAir, staff trouble Syria reduced to rubble Fats Domino, Chuck Berry Jeremy Corbyn, Glastonbury Fake news, tweets, sacking Torie...

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Harvey Weinstein moves to Alabama and immediately sets up gubernatorial election campaign

In preparation for the 2018 election, former movie mogul Harvey Weinstein moved his personal residence to Alabama and expressed keen interest in becoming the state's next Governor. The move surprised many, as Weinstein never showed much interest in...

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Clever Corbyn goes Smart

Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has finally grasped the wants of today's generation and proposed a revamp of democracy as we know it. "Yes, all these elections and parties and stuff are anachronistic. I want to take this country into a new era. We w...

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How gullible, these British...

Arm in arm, two women happily danced, celebrating their booty, while all around went about their lives, numbed and scarred,yet again, bereft of hope and belief. How gullible, these British...Yes, the Prime Minister the country doesn't want, Theresa M...

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Russian embassy robo response brings out additional button options

Funny story: Russian embassy robo response brings out additional button options

As reported earlier today by Zero Hedge, in tribute to April 1 and the joke's on you, a new automatic answering service to Russian embassy services offers the following options: "You have reached the Russian embassy, your call is very important t...

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Trump Has Bromance With Putin

Funny story: Trump Has Bromance With Putin

NEW YORK TIMES by Strom Thurmond Russia carried out a comprehensive cyber campaign to upset the U.S. presidential election, an effort that was ordered by Russian President Vladimir Putin who "aspired to help" elect Donald Trump by discreditin...

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Animal Farm, Part 7: Welcome to Napoleon Farm

Funny story: Animal Farm, Part 7: Welcome to Napoleon Farm

Old Man Kennedy's Saturday boxers, red and tattered by the wind, were still waving in the wind at the top of the pole the pigs had put up. The terror level was still on high alert. Nothing had changed, except that it had gotten worse. When Scylla and Charidibis woke that morning and went the yard to chase their tails a bit before breakfast, they saw another slaughtered boar. It was mangled in...

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Animal Farm Revisited, Part 6: It Didn't Take Long

Funny story: Animal Farm Revisited, Part 6: It Didn't Take Long

It Didn't Take Long Even before the cock crowed that morning and the whole farm was sleeping, Murdoch, Old George and Young George were busy changes Bernard's rules for a "Goldyn Age." "Can't we just take them all down?" Old George asked as Murdoch carefully scribbled out some of the rules Bernard had put up before the election of Young George. "Yeah," Young George asked, "can't we just sta...

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Turkeys vote for Christmas

Funny story: Turkeys vote for Christmas

In a shock election result, turkeys have voted in favour of Christmas for the first time since they gained the right to hold elections in 1845. In every year since then, turkeys have voted firmly against the Yuletide feast. However, this year a popul...

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Trump's election victory proves voters are getting dumber, say scientists

Funny story: Trump's election victory proves voters are getting dumber, say scientists

Humanologists from the Dumas Institute, Paris, have analysed US election results going back nearly two hundred years and have reached some staggering conclusions. Voters are now less intelligent than ever before, and are making worse choices for thei...

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Mexicans Looking At Southern U.S.: "Border Wall Not Such a Bad Idea"

"They're sending tourists, they're sending banjos. And some, I assume, believe in climate change." Last night the 2016 Presidential Election finally came to its stunning conclusion, with Donald Trump of New York being announced as the 45th Presid...

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Donald Trump Favored to Win New York City Marathon

Funny story: Donald Trump Favored to Win New York City Marathon

The plethora of media coverage Donald Trump has garnered in his feisty presidential campaign appears to have yielded some rather unexpected results; polls now show that Trump is not only neck-and-neck with Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton in the...

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Biden Trump MMA Fight Set For After Election

Funny story: Biden Trump MMA Fight Set For After Election

Joe "Boxer" Biden and Donald Trump will put words to action when they meet for an MMA match following the presidential election. The Trump campaign has already hired Mickey Goldmill to train The Donald before the match, though Trump has typically...

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Ex-CIA John Brennan Heads Up New Militant Group

Emulating his hero Robespierre, a pissed-off Brennan leads a new faction of Contra-Deplorables. The goal is to execute via guillotine at CIA HQ all those who disagree with him.
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