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Mother of Two Wants to Recall Her Eggs

Funny story: Mother of Two Wants to Recall Her Eggs

Seattle, Wa - A mother of two was so disappointed with her children that she wanted to recall her eggs. “They just didn’t turn out the way I had hoped,” she confided, after neither child called her for Mothers Day. “All I got was a text from my...

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Latest Holistic Health Craze! Increasing Number of Americans Opt for Closed-Heart Surgery

Funny story: Latest Holistic Health Craze! Increasing Number of Americans Opt for Closed-Heart Surgery

According to a recent report from the National Institute of Health, in this age of mass shootings, climate chaos and downward-spiraling human health, an increasing number of Americans have opted to undergo a cutting-edge elective procedure known as c...

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Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview

Funny story: Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview

As if the Trump presidency hadn't already provided us with enough surreal moments, an interview on the CNCB channel last night gave us a whole new dimension to his state of mind. While answering a question about trade embargoes with China, Trump...

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Strange toxic, eggy-stinking cloud invades Beachy Head!

Funny story: Strange toxic, eggy-stinking cloud invades Beachy Head!

Sunbathers, tourists and beach bums were suddenly confronted with a, yellow toxic cloud at one of Britain's most beautiful resorts, Beachy Head. The cloud drifted towards the huge white cliffs and people enjoying the rare UK sun "scrambled" to saf...

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The Dutch are doing a "Br-eggs-it"!

Funny story: The Dutch are doing a "Br-eggs-it"!

There are some people in Holland who are so desperate to leave the EU, Wilders, etc, and follow the UK into a dark, unknown abyss, they are willing to poison their own people and other European citizens! In fact, they have even adopted the infamou...

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Greek turtle eggs cause budget airline to crash!

Funny story: Greek turtle eggs cause budget airline to crash!

On the Greek island of Zakynthos it seems not even budget airlines cannot beat turtle mums laying their eggs on the beach! British tourists waiting in vain for their replacement plane to arrive had to suffer an extension to their holidays (poor th...

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Forced Molting - DON'T Try This at Home! (Unless You're Desperate to Get Pregnant)

Funny story: Forced Molting - DON'T Try This at Home! (Unless You're Desperate to Get Pregnant)

When 53-year-old Denise Hobson first heard about the standard animal agriculture practice of "forced molting," by which female chickens are deprived of food and light for up to two weeks in order to artificially jolt their weary bodies into producing...

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Justin Bieber Rear Ends Dick Cheney

Funny story: Justin Bieber Rear Ends Dick Cheney

Washington, DC Canadian citizen Justin Bieber risked starting an international incident when he was driving his Ferrari and failed to stop in time to avoid hitting the rear of the Rolls Royce in front of him. The Rolls Royce was carrying ex-Vice-Pres...

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Justin Bieber Buys Kim Jong-Un's Comic Book Collection From Craigslist

Funny story: Justin Bieber Buys Kim Jong-Un's Comic Book Collection From Craigslist

Pyongyang, North Korea Pop star and professional law-breaker Justin Bieber has contacted roly-poly dictator Kim Jong-Un and purchased his massive comic book collection off from Craigslist. The icing on the cake was supposedly Kim throwing in an autog...

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Justin Bieber Back Out on the Street?

Funny story: Justin Bieber Back Out on the Street?

Justin Bieber is supposed to be locked up in jail tonight because of all the drugs and weird stuff found in his home in California. Yet he was seen outside his home by several of his neighbors as they drove by. "He even waved at them." "He's...

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Justin Bieber May Get Jail Time

Funny story: Justin Bieber May Get Jail Time

Justin Bieber is into trouble again, for the second time he was accused of throwing raw eggs at his neighbors house in Southern California. This time the neighbor filmed the whole episode and gave a copy to the police. "I won't stand for anymor...

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FBI To Begin Regulating Faygo Pop, the Weapons Used by Gang Member Juggalos of Insane Clown Posse

Funny story: FBI To Begin Regulating Faygo Pop, the Weapons Used by Gang Member Juggalos of Insane Clown Posse

Washington, DC The FBI, since labeling the Insane Clown Posse group of fans the Juggalos a "gang," has since begun to call for regulation on the sale of Faygo Pop, used by Juggalos and the ICP themselves as deadly weapons. The Juggalos are known...

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Police Mobilize to Prevent Justin Bieber from Launching More Deadly Egg Attacks

Funny story: Police Mobilize to Prevent Justin Bieber from Launching More Deadly Egg Attacks

Calabasas, CA Police from all over the Southern California area responded to a five-alarm alert about a deadly egg attack perpetrated by pop star Justin Bieber on the house next door to him. Earlier egg attacks caused $20,000 damage. "We are too...

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Three SWAT Teams Raid Justin Bieber's Mansion

Funny story: Three SWAT Teams Raid Justin Bieber's Mansion

CALABASAS, California - The quiet Calabasas morning was broken with the sound of three SWAT teams converging on Justin Bieber's $6.5 million mansion nestled in the Oaks section. The officers were acting on a tip that Bieber had made some deviled e...

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Deputies Search Of Justin Bieber's Home Fails To Find Any Talent Or Charisma

Funny story: Deputies Search Of Justin Bieber's Home Fails To Find Any Talent Or Charisma

Sheriff's deputies in California, with a warrant to search the home of teen pop sensation Justin Bieber, came up short and failed to locate any sign of talent nor the remotest sniff of charisma or charm. Investigators with the Los Angeles County S...

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A Missouri Chicken Farmer Has Trained His Chickens To Do An Amazing Feat

Funny story: A Missouri Chicken Farmer Has Trained His Chickens To Do An Amazing Feat

HANNIBAL, Missouri - Elmo Tuggletint, 53, has been raising egg-laying hens for over 30 years and in that time he has seen some very interesting things. He recalls back in October of 1994, seeing one of his prized chickens, Linda Lou, lay an amazin...

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An Iowa Farmer Successfully Crosses A Pig With A Chicken

Funny story: An Iowa Farmer Successfully Crosses A Pig With A Chicken

WATERLOO, Iowa - A lifelong farmer of Black Hawk County has just informed the local authorities that after four years of trying he has finally managed to breed one of his male pigs to a female chicken. Archie P. Dilldoodle, 71, told the Black Hawk...

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Simon Cowell Shell-Shocked After Being Pelted With Eggs During The Britain's Got Talent Finale

Funny story: Simon Cowell Shell-Shocked After Being Pelted With Eggs During The Britain's Got Talent Finale

LONDON - Simon Cowell of Britain's Got Talent said that he had no idea when he made his remark that he hates chickens, chicken eggs, and chicken jokes that it was going to come back to haunt him. The fifty-three-year-old Cowell, AKA The Sultan of...

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